Really, really sorry for not updating sooner, but PixielGirl2009 went on vacation without telling me. Sorry! Thanxz to all those people who reviewed. LUV YOU ALL!!!! Especially bunny133 and Invader Jed they rules as well as Moon-N-Stars and PixelGirl2009!! Very sorry to starrobin4eva, I didn't see your review until after I gave this to PixelGirl2009. To all those people who voted, I got a tie, so I'll just have to do both! AH! But that's in the next chapter.

Disclaimer: I don't own the Teen Titans; if I did I would have infinity episodes! I also don't own any of the characters from the Batman series. I also don't out 'Get it on the Floor' by DMX.

Chapter 3

Return of the Joker!

A bright white spotlight hovered around until it landed on a freakish figure. It had fluorescent green hair, a gaping red grin on and was laughing like a manic. He had a slim build to him and which looked like elastic skin and muscles. His skin complexion was pale and grey, which had jade eyes starring out of it. He wore a purple suit with a lime green shirt.

"Well, it seems we've crashed a party, boys!" he exclaimed. His henchmen followed behind him. Mercury, Saturn, Mars, Uranus, Neptune, Jupiter lined up behind him.

"Well, if it isn't the Clown Prince of Crime," Larissa called through the crowds.

"Well, if it isn't that Bat's little girl. What did he do this time, not read you a bed time story?" the Joker mocked. He soon laughed afterwards as did the rest of his henchmen. Larissa glared at him sourly as Starfire stepped forward.

"I don not know who you are, or where you came from but could you please leave now," she pleaded. He smirked at her innocence.

"Well, aren't you barking up the wrong tree? I'm The Joker and I'm from Gotham City. Haven't you heard of me?" He attempted to put his hand on her shoulder but she backed away.

"Hey Joker, since you like to joke around and we're in a club, how about we dance?" Larissa called out getting into a fighting stance. (A/N: That sounds like something Robin would say, hint, hint) Starfire soon followed suit and everyone backed up. Speedy thought about the situation and thought 'What the hell' and got into a fighting stance as well.

Joker summoned his henchmen to get ready to fight. Three against six, what are the odds? Larissa cocked an eyebrow and shouted, "Let's get it on!" Suddenly the DJ started playing DMX for battle music. (A/N: if the action scene is bad, its cos I suck at action)

We don't give a what what!!
We don't give a what what!! (Shiet)

Get it on the floor
Get it get it on the floor (WHAT?!)
Get it on the floor
Get it get it on the floor (WHAT?!)
You don't wanna party then your ass gotta go (WHAT?!)
You don't wanna party then your ass gotta go (C'MON!)

Larissa charged towards Saturn and Mercury and greeted them both with a mid-air kick. She knocked out Saturn but mercury ducked. He threw a punch which was easily blocked. She realized that they were really close and she had a grip on both of his arms. She cocked an eyebrow up and kicked him squarely in the groin. He groaned openly and dropped her and he collapsed to the floor. Saturn crept up behind her and caught her. Larissa struggled vainly against his grip.

Now you can ride to this motherf (uh)
Bounce to this motherf (uh)
Freak to this motherf (let's get it on)
Get it on the floor (WHAT?!)
Get it get it on the floor (WHAT?!)
Get it on the floor (WHAT?!)
Get it get it on the floor (that's right)

Speedy was having trouble with Mars and Uranus. They had managed to pin him down on floor being the bulkiest of the henchmen and were kicking him really hard in his stomach. After a minute he passed out. Mars released him from his grip and tossed Speedy towards the crowd.

Get it on the floor
Get it get it on the floor (WHAT?!)
Get it on the floor
Get it get it on the floor (WHAT?!)
You don't wanna party then your ass gotta go (WHAT?!)
You don't wanna party then your ass gotta go (C'MON!)

Starfire on the other hand had everything under control with Neptune and Jupiter. All she did was blast them both unconscious with her star bolts. She then flew over to way Speedy laid and put her hand gingerly on his forehand; he groaned and opened his eyes. "Starfire," he mumbled.

"Yes, Speedy what is it?"

"Look out!" he exclaimed.

Now you can ride to this motherf (uh)
Bounce to this motherf (uh)
Freak to this motherf (let's get it on)
Get it on the floor (WHAT?!)
Get it get it on the floor (WHAT?!)
Get it on the floor (WHAT?!)
Get it get it on the floor (that's right)

"Look out for wha- AAARRRGGHH!!" Star collapsed onto the ground with joker's hand on her shoulder. He used his Lethal Joker buzzer (not that lethal) on her and it had worked to his advantage. He then knocked Speedy unconscious and picked up Star.

Don't start nothing, it won't be nothing
Don't start nothing, it won't be nothing
You wanna start something, its gon be something
You wanna start something, its gon be something

Larissa was still being man handled by Mercury and Saturn. She was carried over to Joker who had Star in his arms. He quickly placed her in Neptune's arms.

"Larissa, Larissa, Larissa! When will you ever learn? No, wait, I already know that answer...NEVER!" he laughed again. But he abruptly stopped since Larissa had kicked him in the jaw.

"You stupid worthless, daughter of a bastard bat! I'll teach you and your friend in a lesson of jokes that you'll never forget!" he roared. (A/N: Okay so he doesn't seem like the real Joker but who gives a damn) He slapped her hard across the face and grabbed her sides.

"What was tha-AAARRRGGHH!!?" she collapsed into the arms of Mercury as he swung her over his shoulder.

"Come on boys. Back to hang out. But since we came here to crash a party, how about we raise the roof?!" Joker pulled out a green gas grenade as threw it into the centre of the dance floor where they had their previous battle. Everybody coughed and gagged. Soon the green gas disappeared and the Joker, along with Star, Larissa and his henchmen were gone. Police arrived at the scene, check that everyone was okay and called the Teen Titans on their radios.

Meanwhile at Titans Tower...

The boys had their faces in shocked expressions. The movie had scared the life out of them except Raven who was sleeping peacefully on Beast boy.

"That was the best movie EVER!" Beast boy exclaimed waking up Raven, who levitated the bowl of unfinished popcorn – they didn't get to finish it as Raven was acting up – and dropped it over Beast boy's head.

"Can't you keep quiet for five seconds!" she yelled and leaped off of him. "How did I get on top of you anyway, I was sitting next to Robin when the movie started?"

"Well, err..." Robin started.

"You were levitating in your sleep and you moved to BB!" exclaimed Cyborg, obviously lying. He hoped Raven wouldn't realize but she already knew the truth.

Suddenly the Titans hotline on the TV started to ring. Robin opened it and it showed the police.

"Titans, we need your help," the officer started.

"What do you need help with?" Robin asked.

"Yeah, cos we'll be ready to kick some butt!" Beast boy added.

"What ever they said," Raven said in a monotone voice.

"Erm...Robin, shouldn't Star be here by now, I mean it is one in the morning?" Cyborg asked.

"I guess she should be here maybe she still with her friend," Robin shrugged. He looked at the officer who was on the TV.

"Well, two girls were kidnapped, one was an Afro-Caribbean with waist length black hair and hazel eyes by the age of seventeen and the other girl had waist length red hair with jade green eyes about sixteen years old. Their names are Larissa and Starfire!" the Titans looked bug-eyed.

"Are you trying to tell me that Starfire has been kidnapped?!" Robin roared.

"Yes," the officer confirmed, but we have to go now because we had many injuries to sort out. All we know from the person who stole them had fluorescent green hair, a huge red grin and he was always laughing. The screen flipped off.

"I should have gone with her!" an aggravated Robin yelled as he slammed the off button.

"What do you mean you should have gone with her?" asked Raven.

"It was late, I should have gone!"

"Well, dude, Star does need to learn how to look after herself," Beast boy commented.

"Yeah Rob, I mean she was with a friend after all," Cyborg added.

"Yeah, she did that very well and got kidnapped!" Ding dong Someone was at the door.

"I'll get it!" Beast boy called. He opened the door to reveal a shadowed figure. BB screamed and hid behind Robin.

"Robin, we've got a problem on our hands," he started.

"Long time no see Batman, what's the problem?" Robin asked.

"Weapon Apocalypta has run away again to her parent's marker at the cemetery here," he started.

"Robin, didn't you say that Star went to see a friend at the cemetery?" Cy asked.

"Ya, I did..." Robin's eyes widen, "Batman what did this girl look like?"

"She's seventeen years old, has waist length black hair, hazel eyes and is an Afro-Caribbean," he stated.

"Oh my god! Dude that so sounds like Larissa!" Beast boy exclaimed.

"How did you know that her name is Larissa? Anyway, there is said to be a auction in the middle of Jump city park, is this true Robin?"

"I don't know." As soon as he finished his sentence a transmission had arrived. Raven opened it.

"So these are the rest of the famous Teen Titan brats!" Joker chuckled.

"JOKER! What in hell are you doing here?!" Batman shouted.

"Well, if isn't the old bats from Gotham. Are you looking for your weapon, or should I say your little girl?" he cocked an eyebrow and laughed and did a waving movement with his hand motioning Mercury and Neptune to come with the squirming girls.

"I swear Joker, when I get out of this your gonna pay!" Larissa screamed.

"Larissa, why do you keep calling him 'Joker' he is not very entertaining." Star called. He smiled at this.

"Now, now Star-red, did you mean that in your innocent way, or in the other way," he started laughing again and stroked the girls head.

"Get off her now!" yelled Robin.

"Well, if it isn't the little robin that flew the coup of the bats! Awfully protective aren't we, even though she was dancing quite comfortably with your clone." He cackled with laughter yet again.

"If you're talking about Speedy, he beats Robin any day, Robin can't dance, especially my style," Larissa commented.

"But Larissa, he said he wasn't a very good dancer," Star pointed out.

"Could have fooled me! Besides it looked like he showed you a few moves not even Michael Jackson could have pulled off!" Star immediately blushes which gets Robin angry. He suddenly starts thinking of Raven, when his brain starts to wake up. 'What in hell do you think you're doing thinking about how Raven's groping made you horny when Star is in peril by the Joker!!' his brain raged on until he finally woke up.

"What do you want Joker?" Batman asked.

"To invite you to the auction I'm having in the middle of the park after the show I'm putting on with my stars! Larissa aka Weapon Apocalypta and Starfire aka Princess Firefly! Hope you're there in an hour! See you there Batsie! You too Titan Brats!" The transmission shut off.

As soon as it was quiet Batman and Robin started pacing up and down in different directions crossing over once in a while. Raven, Beast boy and Cyborg followed their every move then yelled, "STOP!!"

"What?!" they (Batman and Robin) asked in unison.

"Quit pacing up and down and come up with a plan on how we can get Starfire back! I don't like the idea that I would be the only girl on this team and besides she is the only girl I can trust!" Raven explained.

"Ya, and you're kind of giving me a headache," BB added. Batman and Robin sighed, sat down on the couch and started to think.

At Jump city park...

Countless villains had arrived for the auction of Larissa and Starfire. Villains like: Overload, Mumbo Jumbo, The Master of games, The HIVE, Johnny Rancid, Control Freak and Slade. Helping out Joker with the show and who were also in the auction was Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn, Cat Woman and The Penguin.

Starfire and Larissa were chained up to a metal, grid wall which was hooked up to a generator, which had a water pipe underneath it.

"Larissa I have a bad feeling about this," Star whispered, all Larissa could do was nod and say, "No shit Sherlock!"

I think I'll leave it there. How do you all feel that the Joker returned? Never thought of that now did you! HAHA! Anyway, thank you for all of your reviews.

ah: Thanxz and it will be a R/S ultimately.

purplerave: Thanxz, I'm hyper that you like my story, tell me which pairings you support please.

bunny133: so you're starting to hate Raven doesn't bother me. r/r will happen briefly, in the end raven will end up with... didn't figure that part out yet, but Robin and Star are together, how else am I meant to do the sequel?

Bee Bop: Yes, I know the whole Raven groping Robin and Cyborg was weird but she wants to make BB jealous somehow

Scorpio Serpent: I do it naturally. But seriously am I really funny?

crypticgoddess: They will go to auction, but I'm not sure who will buy them.

starrobin4eva: Sorry for not including you in the last chapter it wasn't intentional. Yes this is a r/s fic but it does have a little r/r since I've got both the fans.

BitterSweetArtist: how did u know I was a girl? Don't answer that. You're a r/r supporter, yes they will do something in later chapters. Not now cos it's too early.

Raven-Vegeta: Thanxz

Lost Inside: Robin and Speedy will have a fight sometime.

The ShapeShifting Chick: Thanxz but I have decided to do both since I got a tie.

warprince2000: Thanxz

Azarath, Raven of: Of course he deserves it. Are you an r/r supporter?

Moon-N-Stars: You're the best as well! Thanxz

DarkPyroPlanet: I loved your idea soooo much that I decided to use it. Hope you don't mind. A little something will happen between r/r and sorry cos it's only temporary. But if you want me to write a r/r fic I would be more than happy to, if you give mi your email address, especially if you have got hotmail. Thanxz! Ja ne! P.S any chance you could teach me some more Japanese.

sweetiehartieangel369: What can I say? Lust did take over after all. And I did warn you!!!! Another thing...Of course there being held hostage!! You think they went into this willing??? ahem BTW you're a really good critic. Another thing...did you change your name to hEyBaByDoLl?

StarfireRobin: I got you hooked? YAY for me!! Thanxz!

Stars of Fire: Of course she's crazy when Lust has taken over. Mwhahahaha! ahem I can't tell you whose gonna buy them.

Starfire893: Sadly, she will for a brief moment...really sorry, but that's how I planned the story. Now please update your stories especially that one with Storm in it. gets flame thrower to fry Storm

Somebody: I bet you're dying, I love leaving all you people in suspense!

Invader Jed: Konichiwa Jules!! twitches What do mean about review response, I don't get detailed reviews, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT!! ahem Anyways, I'm really glad you like the idea, it means a lot to me! BTW in season three, Red X doesn't ask Star out he just asks why he never asked her out. But I still can't wait for season three!!

Makaveli Soldier: Of course it's priceless! I don't really care if the song is old, it serves a point! Sort of. Star break dancing in a really good idea. I'll use it. Thanxz!

RobinluvsStar: YAY! You like my story! Yes, Cyborg did enjoy having Raven 'sleep' on him. Star and Robin will happen...in my next story.

Abby: I updated happy now? Jokes, anyways glad you like my story!

Twisted Wisphers: Konichiwa Ranika! You actually got an account before me!! I hope you do your story soon. THANXZ!!

Okay people, since I'm getting so many reviews on my first fan fic, I'm so happy I need you to identify which pairing you support in your next review. R/S raise your hands! R/R raise your hands! Any other pairings raise your hands! Also can you tell me if I should put another girl on the scene who tries to flirt with BB? I need your advice.

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