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Chapter 5

It's a Joker show Part 2

The moon was half full and frenzied laughter from a psychopath was ringing out through the air. Star was frantically trying to get out of her present situation. Tarantulas and snakes were crawling all around her and on her. She was petrified.

"Oh, dear friend Larissa, please wake up soon! I hope you can hear me!" She took a glance at Robin who returned it. The snakes started hissing violently and circled Star violently directing there territory. Star screamed and fainted as she couldn't take the pressure anymore!

"Looks like your little friend has fainted, what are you gonna do now?" Poison Ivy cooed as she ran her finger under Robin's chin.

"Shut up!" he spat words dripping with venom.

"You know, you're cute when you're angry, I can't see why Batgirl dumped you... Oh yes, I remember now! Its cos you... cheated on her with me! You have no regard for girl's feelings and you know it. You can't start something without finishing it but you're always gonna say you were dragged into it!" She left him with his thoughts.

Star fluttered open to reveal her being suspended above the crowd of villains. She saw the Joker talking to Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn, her name occurred in the conversation several times. Robin was blinking uncontrollably trying to tell her something. She glanced across to Larissa, who in which was still unconscious.

"Ah! Little Star-red has awakened. Can't say the same thing for Little Larissa though! Anyhoo LET THE AUCTIONS BEGIN!" The Joker announced with an evil glint in his eyes. He knew that the old Bats would do anything to keep his little girl and Starfire safe, but he wasn't going to let him win that easily.

Larissa's eyes flittered open. "Friend Larissa you have awakened! It was lonely without your conscious state," Star miserably beamed.

"How could you be lonely when you have an audience watching your every move?" she groaned in response.

"Well," Star started with her eyes rolling around to look for an answer in her head.

"It was a rhetorical question Star," she whispered.

"Oh." A sharp slam from the Joker's henchmen brought them back to their present situation, suspended above countless villains and a few do-gooders.

"Well, I think we should start with the little Staring and get her over and done with... let's start the bid at $100 000! Do I hear $200 000," Johnny Rancid raises his arm, "$200 000 do I hear $300 000?" Batman raises his arm and calls, "$10 000 000!"

"Ah! The ol' Bats is looking out for his protégés team mate. How cute and caring... NOT! Do I hear any other suggestions?" Nobody in the crowd put their hands up. "I didn't think so, so let's move on to little Larissa!"

Batman's eyes suddenly quirked up. "I shall start the bid at, since she's more special to you people than Batman, at $66 000 000!" (A/N: I like to different, if you think I'm degrading Starfire I'm not! It's just that I need it to be this price for the auction to work. Note the '66')

Slade immediately put his arm up and counteract Batman's attack, "$200 000 000!" Batman glared at Slade and called, "$300 000 000!"

"$400 000 000!"

"$500 000 000!" The words of conflict were going back and forth all the time. 'Why does he care for me so much now?' Larissa thought, 'And why does that Slade guy seem to have equal passion?' She shook her head to clear her thoughts. "ENOUGH!!" The Joker shrieked, "You two are giving me a head ache! Let's settle this the old fashion way... Let's FIGHT!!" Hysterical laughter filled the place as smoke booms were let off. All the shackles around Starfire, Larissa, Batman and the rest of the titans exploded off them.

"Freedom at last!" BB yelled triumphantly.

"Yeah, we're free but we have to find Starfire!" Robin commanded. The rest of the titans and started to fight numerous villains. Robin's glance turned to Batman who was scanning the area. He seemed to be searching furiously for someone. "Hey Batman, are you okay?"

"I'm fine. I just need to find her before its too late." With a swirl of his coat he ran towards the smoke filled stage but he was soon to be confronted by... Slade.

"Hey Snot-nose! Feel like getting hacked again?" Gizmo mocked.

"How bout I blast you all the way to Timbuktu and we'll see who's gonna get hacked!" Cyborg growled and went into combat with Gizmo. He threw a punch and Gizmo flew through the air.

"Need help young non-do gooder?" The Master of Games asked. Gizmo just nodded.

"A'ight y'all! Let's get this party started!" Cyborg yelled as he readied his sonic cannon. MG charged at Cyborg but got shot at with a sonic blast, but Cyborg didn't realise that Gizmo had his spider legs out and got impaled by one and got knocked unconscious. Gizmo smiled evilly to himself and high-fived MG. "Come on! Let's split this place!" Gizmo said as the Master of games nodded and vanished. They left Cyborg black on the floor.

"Azarath, Metrion, ZINTHOS!!" Raven chanted as she and Jinx were in an energy blast frenzy. Pink (A/N: I despise the colour even though I wear it) and black illuminated the scene. It was three in the morning and you could still see the moon full and bright. Sweat dripped off Raven's brow as she tried avoiding the pink rays. 'God, I hate pink!' she thought. Soon she levitated fifty nets and planted them on Jinx. The sorceress didn't have a chance since Raven electrocuted the wires with her black magic. Jinx's body went limp and she fell into unconsciousness.

A faint smile crept across her mouth and was quickly wiped away as a static white blast came her way and knocked her out. Overload came over and electrocuted her more. Seeing that she wasn't going to wake up, he untangled and picked Jinx up and brought her to Gizmo.

Beast boy was having problems of his own. Noticing that Raven and Cyborg had gone down in battle he realised that he was alone to confront Mammoth and Mumbo Jumbo. He transformed into a Tyrannosaurus Rex and tried to swat Mammoth with his tail. It didn't work too well as Mammoth simply jumped on top of him and punch him into numbness. BB then turned into a snake and bit Mammoth rendering him unconscious.

He then turned back into his human form which was a big mistake. Mumbo had been ready with a plastic tank which BB fell into and couldn't get out. Numerous ropes started to wrap around him and suffocate him. He gasped for breath but soon fell into a comatose state. (A/N: Means unconscious, just wanted to say something different)

"Who the HELL do you think you are bidding up for Larissa!!" Batman roared in his face. Slade remained calm and responded, "Have you ever heard of the term 'apprentice'?"

"Of course I have and if it's any constellation Robin is mine!" Batman growled.

"Yes, but you can only have one apprentice, meaning Larissa is still available!"

"Shut up you sick bastard! I'm not gonna let you lay one finger on her!"

"Oh, but I already have and she doesn't know who I am but I do have something very precious to her..."

"And what might that be, a gold and emerald pendant of the Apocalypse?!" Slade blinked.

"Well, good guess. I must say Robin had a very good teacher. But no, I have someone much more precious to her..." Batman at this point in time decided he had heard enough and punched Slade in the gut. Slade blocked and responded with a kick to the head which Batman didn't take so well. Slade smirked.

On the stage...

Cat woman clawed her way through the rubble to find her prize. At the bottom lay Larissa in surprisingly good condition. She hoisted her over her shoulder and made a sleek getaway. The Penguin waddled away with cat woman leaving Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn to find Starfire. She, Starfire, had been thrown clear of the rubble and was unharmed.

Harley threw her into a Venus fly trap and jumped in herself soon to be followed by Poison Ivy. Then the plant disappeared. Joker had been blown to bits by Star but he was pleased with the message he left to scare her in the future. (A/N: see if you can guess what he said, if any of you get the answer right... You'll have the next chapter dedicated to you.)

Robin was locked in a hand to hand combat with Johnny Rancid. The attacks went back and forth like ping-pong. Soon a blast from Overload separated them and knocked Robin out. All the villains (except Slade) made a clear getaway.

With Batman and Slade...

Batman lunged at Slade and pinned him to the floor and ripped his mask off saying, "Who are you?" He was surprised when he saw a small television screen and Slade laughing. "You know that Robin had the exact same face when he first realised this. I guess it's just like Master like Protégé." He suddenly disappeared and a beeping sound was heard. Batman leapt off the mad man's replica and ran towards the defeated titans.

With the sound of groaning the titans (except Star and BB) woke up. "Uh, what happened?" Cyborg asked.

"You were all defeated that's what happened. And I let that mad man get away!" Batman responded.

"Where is Starfire and that other girl?" Robin queried.

"They're not here. Somebody took them away. I suggest we go back to the tower, rest and continue our search there," Raven said in a monotone voice. They all nodded and went back.

A shadowy figure stepped out from behind a few trees and walked off into the direction of titans tower.

So sorry it's short but I had a MAJOR writers block and not to mention all the homework I had. Anyways! Reviews!

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2:Larissa

3:The Titans

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