Author: Back again and this time I'm hoping it's funny!!!

Draco: Please you can't write funny things, stick to the horror and depression!

Author: That just goes to show how much you know, when my friend read it she laughed like a drain!

Draco: When she talks she sounds like a drain so laughing like one couldn't be too hard!!

Author: shut up drake and do the disclaimer.

Draco: fine! She doesn't own..Vincent Crabbe, Gregory Goyle, Millicent Bulstrode, Neville Longbottom or anyone else from Hogwarts, J.K Rowling does, She also doesn't own the song 'Cartoon Heroes' Aqua do. Also in this chapter two people are singing but to signify when each one sings their name will be written by their bit of song in bold and italics

Author: Thanks Drake, now on with the show!!!!

Previously: "Thank you Millicent." said Neville "Now if you would like to join those seminars then just wait in the Transfiguration class at seven on either Tuesday or Thursday. Now on with the songs. Next up we have


Chapter Fourteen: Crabbe and Goyle: Cartoon Heroes

"Thank you Millicent. Now if you would like to join those seminars then just wait in the Transfiguration class at seven on either Tuesday or Thursday. Now on with the songs. Next up we have Vincent Crabbe and Gregory Goyle singing 'Cartoon Heroes' by Aqua. Isn't there a girl in that band? Which one of you is going to be her? I bet it's Crabbe!!"

They stepped up on stage and their robes changed into superman costumes. They sang with the most unearthly and horrible voices.

Crabbe-We are what we're supposed to be

Illusions of your fantasy

All dots and lines that speak and say

What we do is what you wish to do

Goyle-We are the cartoon symphony

We do the things you wanna see

Frame by frame, to the extreme

Crabbe-Our friends are so unreasonable

They do the unpredictable

All dots that speak and say

What we do is what you just can't do

Goyle-It's all an orchestra of strings

Doing unbelievable things

Frame and frame, to the extreme

One by one, we're making fun

Both-We are the cartoon heroes, oh oh oh

We are the who're gonna last forever

We came out of our crazy world, oh oh oh

And what a town and a feza, baby

Take a Spiderman, an arachnophobian

Welcome to the toon town party

Take a superman from Nevernever land

Welcome to the toon town party

Crabbe-We learn to run a speed of light

And to fall down from many heights

It's true but just remember that

What we do is what you wish to do

Goyle-I know the route of craziness

A bunch of dots that's chasing us

Frame by frame, to the extreme

One by one, we're making it fun

Both-We are the cartoon heroes, oh oh oh

We are the who're gonna last forever

We came out of our crazy world, oh oh oh

And what a town and a feza, baby

Take a Spiderman, an arachnophobian

Welcome to the toon town party

Take a superman from Nevernever land

Welcome to the toon town party

Crabbe-You'll think we're so mysterious

Don't take us all to serious

Be original and remember that

What we do is what you just can't do.

Goyle-What we do is what you just can't do

What we do is what you just can't do

What we do is what you just can't do

What we do is what you just can't do

Both-We are the cartoon heroes, oh oh oh

We are the who're gonna last forever

We came out of our crazy world, oh oh oh

And what a town and a feza, baby

There's still more to come

And everyone will be

Welcomed at the

Toon-toon

Town-town

Party

They lumbered off stage and went back to their seats. No applause filled the Hall but stunned silence.

"Uh...yeah thanks for that Crabbe, Goyle. I always knew Crabbe wasn't completely male!" said Neville breaking the silence "Moving swiftly along. Next up we have. . ."


Author: Did you like? Did you hate? Did you laugh? Did you think it was stupid?

Draco: Calm down!!! You're driving me crazy. And eww Crabbe and Goyle, singing ow my ears hurt!!!!!

Author: Calm down Drake! Anyway please review and if you must flame, do it gently.

Draco: Yeah I don't want any burn holes in my carpet!!!

Author: Ignore him he is soooooooo materialist!

Draco: Am not!

Author: Are too

Draco: Am......look lets just give it up.

Author: O.k. . . . . .are too!! Anyway that's all the time we have, see you next time!