Picup: Hello every one!! I came up with another story!

Hikari: And were very sorry that Picup's interview got deleted

Picup: were very, very sorry

Readers: Better be!!

Picup: We are, we are! Don't flame me!

Hikari: As the title and summary suggests, were having A Parody of the 2 best RPGS!

Picup: Yep! Now without further ado our story!

Disclaimer: I do not own Fire Emblem or Golden Sun...


It was after the defeat of Nergal and every one was in Ostia having a big party....

Mostly every one was talking and doing other stuff that you usually do at parties...Except for the tactician Hikari, who was sitting in Her own private room, holding the door shut while the other assistant tactician Picup (Yes I'm her assistant...actually if you don't get it just look in my profile) was sitting on a chair typing quite fast on the keyboard to her Sony Vaio PCG-K25 (O.O)

Hikari had been yelling at Sain for over a half and hour and was throwing stuff at him but still he wouldn't give up. "Picup! Are you done yet?" Hikari yelled as she threw a Hiei Plushy at Sain. When Picup turned around to see her friend she saw the Hiei Plushy go flying out the door "NO!!! MY HIEI PLUSHIE!!" Screamed Picup as she tried to grab it but Hikari had already thrown it and closed the door. "You're buying me a new one!" Picup said angrily that her precious Hiei Plushy went flying out the door.

While Hikari tried to argue back Sain was listening to the whole conversation out side. Then he decided to try and get in one more time. "Oh Come on Hikari let me in, I just want to see you and Picup for a moment" Sain said with a big cheesy grin on his face. "No way you Pervert" Hikari called "Please tell me you're done Picup..." "Well... you must give me a few minutes, I have to hook up my printer to my Laptop" Picup responded while hooking up a few wires to the laptop.

Hikari had looked around the room trying to find something else to throw at Sain but then came up with a brilliant idea. "Sain" she called "You can come in now" then she picked up Picup's Tales of Symphonia cover. "Thank you oh Beautiful Hikari" Sain said while he walked in but before he could see what they were doing, Hikari smacked him in the face with the Tales of Symphonia cover. "I hope the disks didn't break" Muttered Picup as she pressed the print button and the scripts were getting printed out.

"Ah don't worry! Sain's head shouldn't be that thick" Hikari said proudly as she looked at Sain. "Hm.... It looks like he's out cold... who knew that a disk cover could knock some one out..." Hikari told Picup while she gotten the scripts out. "Well anyways... better get going to tell every one before they go to bed..." Picup said while walking out the door with Hikari dragging Sain.

"So... how do you except us to get every one's attention?" asked Hikari as she put Sain down at the bottom of the Stair case and rested on one of the steps. "Easy!!" exclaimed Picup "Just throw him onto some one and I'm pretty sure it will get every one's attention!" Hikari just nodded in response and threw Sain into crowd of Fire Emblem characters. For some odd reason Sain's body landed on Kent while he was talking to Fiora.

When Kent had gotten up to see who fell on him he started yelling. "SAIN!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR??" Kent now was shaking Sain to try and wake him up. "Sain... Sain... DAMMIT SAIN WAKE UP ALREADY!!" Kent yelled again as he continue shake Sain. Every one had heard Kent yelling at Sain and stopped to see what was going on. "See? I told you it would work!" Picup said proudly while Hikari was just nodding her head like she cared.

"Alright every one!! This is Picup! And she came up with a brilliant idea" Hikari called to the army. "Yes my idea" hissed Picup "Well any ways... I'm making you guys do another Parody... on Golden Sun!!" Picup said proudly again. Now every one had a horrified look on there faces, "NOOOO NOT ANOTHER PARODY!" every one screamed. Picup sighed as she started to hand out scripts while Hikari tried to make every one calm down. After 15 minutes of getting hit over the head by a kendoma some of them finally looked at the scripts.

"Oh Please St. Elimine give me a good part" prayed Eliwood, when he looked at his script his eyes went wide. "HURRAY!!! I'M ISAAC!!" shouted Eliwood as he danced around while the Ostian lord Hector looked at his script. "ARH!! WHY AM I GARET??" Shouted the lord while he stomped angrily around his castle, kicking stuff that was in his way.

"I'm. I'm....." stuttered Lyn as she couldn't believe who she was. Then Picup had spoke up, "Yes I know your Mia" she told Lyn with a big cheesy grin on her face. "But doesn't Mia end up liking Isaac at the end of the game?" asked Lyn still surprised who she was. "Well actually... Camelot seems to want Isaac liking Jenna at the end... but I swear Jenna likes Garet... so whoever Jenna is speak now!!" Picup shouted to the army. "Um...." stuttered a young girl in the crowd. When Picup heard her voice she was proud.... once again, "See? Florina is Jenna!!" Picup said all bold like.

Every now did an anime style fall

Picup wondering why every one fell but she just continued on, "now who was Ivan again..." she wondered then saw a hand from the crowd of Fire Emblem Characters waving frantically and shouting, me. "Wait a second... How come Matthew is Ivan?? Ivan's way smarter!!" Picup thought... out loud.... "Are you calling me dumb?" Asked Matthew as he was about to grab a sword. "No!! Now I remember!! I thought Matthew was cute!! To be Ivan!!" Picup told Matthew before he could reach for a sword, this made Matthew happy while every one did another anime style fall.

Raven was protesting with Hikari and wondering why he was Felix. "So your telling me that I'm the hero in the next game??" Raven asked. Hikari sighed then answered "Yes Raven... but your related to Florina" before Raven could say anything Florina started screaming. "I knew Picup never should of put Florina as Jenna" muttered Hikari so that no one would hear.

"Sheba's a girl??" asked a certain Monk as he was looking at his script. "Yeah... Sorry Lucius... I couldn't think of any other girl to be Sheba... unless you wanted Colette to be her... but this is Fire Emblem..." Picup told Lucius while he started sobbing, while Picup sighed, another person started screaming at Picup. "WHY AM I KRADEN??" Canas yelled asking Picup. "Well... let's think... because your old... and I didn't want Athos to do it" Picup said while Canas started to sob away with Lucius.

"So let me get this straight... I'm Piers? But I don't appear in the first game??" asked a uncertain character. "Yeah! This is what happened" Hikari responded to him.

Flash back

Picup: I'm done!

Hikari: That's nice... =looks at parts= how come there's no Piers?

Picup: um... I don't know... Couldn't decide who Pier's was...

Hikari: =sighs=

Picup: I know! Let's draw from a hat! =they get a hat with all the Fire Emblem characters name that hasn't been chosen=

Hikari: I'm drawing! =picks up a piece of paper and it says Heath on it=

End of Flash back

"So I was picked by luck?" asked Heath. Picup and walked up to both Him and Hikari and had the same answer Hikari did. "Yep" they both said in unison. "Now you guys have until Monday to remember your scripts... oh and the rest of you... are some other support characters later on..." Picup said. "I should be Mia! I like Lord Eliwood more than Lady Lyndis" Ninian complained to Picup but she wasn't too happy when Ninian complained to her. "YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE GONE!!" she shouted and kicked Ninian into Dragon's gate and walked away.


Picup: Yay Matthew's Ivan

Ivan: Yah we all know...

Squall: I didn't even talk...

Picup and Ivan: Yep!

Hikari: Any ways to recap here are the parts again

Isaac – Eliwood

Mia – Lyn

Garet – Hector (Hector: Gr....)

Ivan – Matthew .

Felix – Raven (Raven: King Raven to you!)

Jenna – Florina (Florina: EEEEKKK ((Still screaming from earlier)) )

Sheba – Lucius

Piers – Heath

Kraden – Canas (Canas: =sobbing=)

Picup: And that's the parts!

Hikari: Read & Review!