Hikari: Ok um... well... were back... I guess... Picup and Genis are still playing Tales...
Picup: How much HP does this guy have?
Genis: 120.000 HP
Picup: O.O...
Genis: Well... that's what you get for getting all the devil arms....
Picup: Genis... I don't want you as Raine any more... Your healing powers as her Suck...
Genis: Oh Yeah... Thanks... =switches to Lloyd and starts slashing the boss=
Hikari: sighs any ways... today I will be doing Viewer Responses
Review Responses
Maniac-Miko: I'm glad you're happy.... Very Glad... and we will try and update as fast as possible
Rednal29: ACK!! DON'T GET MAD AT ME!! It was Picup who was doing Review Responses last time.... umm any ways... Picup: Hurray! A Tales fan!! Yeah... I rejected every one except Genis Called me a jerk... But it was quite interesting what Kratos had to say.... And what he gives you, saves you later on nods head
Josh: Picup: Hey that sounds like a good idea.... quit this fic and play Tales... hmm... gets glared at Ah! Eeep umm Yeah Thanks... Hehe.... Collecting Devil Arms was fun including beating up the sand worm...
Pant Burner: Thanks for the suggestions again.... and now we show you!! The Update!!
Shunoku: Yeah... Eliwood/Ninian are destined for each other... but.... Hey I wanna change! For once.... Hurray some one that aggress with me of Canas being Kraden!
Unkown-Character: Thanks I actually found some one who liked the joke!
Hikari: Yeah... Thank you every one for your reviews... I'm pretty sure those two liked the Tales tips...
Picup: Thank you every one!! Especially the Tales fans!
Hikari: =sighs= and now... were on to!! Scene One!!
Disclaimer: Picup Does not own Fire Emblem and Golden Sun =sighs= this is getting old....
Yet another bright and sunny after noon, every one had thought Picup would have arrived but she hadn't. When Sain and Kent were on Guard duty, they saw a giant shadow in the distance. "Hey Kent... what do you think that could be?" asked Sain as he tried to look at the Shadow but the sun was in the way. "Probably travelers that think they should present themselves to Lord Hector" Kent replied looking around to see where Lyn is (He still has feelings for Lyn... I think...) "I wonder If there are any cute girls in that group" wondered Sain but then got hit over the head by Kent.
The shadow got closer, and when they saw the figure, they saw a woman dragging two people by the ear while another group was walking behind them. When they got to the castle she let go of the two. "Raine... why did you drag us out of our game?" Asked Genis as he got up from where Raine dropped them off. "Because... You and Picup played long enough and it's Wednesday" Raine scolded at both him and Picup. "Umm Hi Sain and Kent... Can you let us in side we must start the Parody..." Picup said to Kent and Sain. "My, my who are these lovely ladies?" Asked Sain as he looked at Colette, Sheena, Presea and Raine. "I think we found Zelos long lost brother..." Sheena said as she looked at Sain. "50 % it is Zelos long lost brother" Presea said also looking at Sain. "Um... Genis and I will start the Parody... Get acquainted!" Picup said while she and Genis had dashed into the castle.
The scenes were up (Thanks to Ivan and Squall) and every one was getting ready while Picup sat in the Director's Chair (I feel Special ) "Take 1! Action!" Genis Yelled.
"Eliwood, Wake up!" "Uhgh... Later mom" Eliwood turned in his bed. "Please Dear you have to wake up!! The boulder that was blocking the path of the bandits is going to fall!" Eleanora told the sleeping son as he almost fell off his bed, but woke straight up as he heard the Boulder was going to fall. "We must go now!!" she told Eliwood, and then he started walking out.
"Wait!! You forgot something! It's pouring outside don't forgot your Tunic. Do you have everything with you?" asked a really worked up Mother. "Yes mother" Eliwood said but didn't hear as Marcus walked in (I couldn't bring back Elbert to life!! Ah I'm having bad images). Before Marcus could say anything (I refuse to call him a father!) Eliwood Ran out the door.
When Eliwood was walking down to the Plaza, he saw his friend, Hector who was trying to drag along a bunch of axes with him. "What do you want Eliwood? I'm trying to get my stuff" Hector asked as Eliwood walked by him. "Umm save yourself but leave your junk..." Eliwood replied dragging a sobbing Hector behind him.
"Sheese... you guys aren't strong enough just to crush this boulder" Lucius said to the group of old men who were trying to hold off the boulder, "Let me do it" with that Lucius used a lightning on the Boulder and in broke into pieces
"Cut!!!!! Lucius!! Your not suppose to Break the boulder!! Arh!!!" shouted Picup as Lucius was filing his finger nails. "Well!! I can't help it... I almost broke a finger nail trying to stop the boulder" yelled a very angry Lucius. "Whatever!! Just get to the part where they meet Priscilla!" "Take 2!! Action!!"
"Eliwood!! You saw what happened right?"
"Yeah Mom..."
"Go Help Priscilla"
"But...."
"Go!! Now!!"
With that Eliwood and Hector had ran off.
After another long and boring conversation (What you want me to type it all?) Eliwood, Hector and Priscilla had taken the villager to go help her brother Raven. "Help!! I'm going to drown!!" shouted Raven as he held onto the rock that was the only thing that kept him up. "Mom!! Dad!! Were back!!" Shouted Priscilla as she ran to Eleanora. "How did you do?" asked Eleanora as she really wanted to help Raven. "I found some one!! Don't worry Lord Brother!! We'll save you!! Priscilla yelled at her brother that was still barely hanging on.
When they were done talking Eliwood ran off some where. "Eliwood... I can't let him go alone!! At times like this we men have to stick together!! Man that sounded like a really cheesy line" mumbled Hector as he ran after his friend.
When Eliwood went off to the next landscape he over heard a conversation.
"Only the two of us survived..."
"How could we have anticipated The Shrine of Seal would unleash such fury?"
"It's a miracle that even the two of us were spared..."
"That switch... It must have been a trap..."
"But to think it could conjure up a storm this powerful!"
"...Another demonstration of the awesome powers of Magic!
"Regardless, we must not fail the next time we challenge The Shrine of Seals"
"Next time, we shall certainly..."
"Eliwood! Wait!" Yelled Hector as he finally caught up to Eliwood. The Mysterious cloaked Man had noticed Eliwood and said "You were eavesdropping on us just now... weren't you?" "No... I didn't hear any thing...." said Eliwood in a little scared kid's voice. "Liar! You must forget everything you heard." Told the mysterious cloaked woman as she raised her hand. "Don't worry... We'll help you forget!"
And After a short (or long depends if you survived) Eliwood and Hector had lost and were left unconscious on the ground as the two cloaked strangers flew away (yes I said flew... OMG THERE ANGELS!!)
And with that the elders couldn't hold the boulder any longer (Lucius wasn't there...) and the boulder had fallen crushing the houses and the bridge where Priscilla's Parents, Brother and Marcus were (Yes!!)
Picup: Hehe.... Tales
Genis: AHHH DIE ANGELS!!
Picup: GENIS DON'T!!!
Genis: Fine....
Hikari: Umm.... Will you two please stop playing Tales?
Picup and Genis: Why?
Hikari: Ugh... never mind...
Picup and Genis: Read and Review!
