Author: we're back!!!!!

Draco: Yay!

Author: Stop being sarcastic!!!!!!!

Draco: I'm not. I really am glad we're back!!! Don't be so quick to judge me *sniffle*

*crickets chirping*

Author: *shocked* well uh..........sorry Draco I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

Draco:*sniffle* it's ok. Can I have a hug?

Author: Of course sweetie! *wraps arms round Draco* Feel up to giving the disclaimer?

Draco: *nods head* Sweetie doesn't own.........Blaise Zabini, Neville Longbottom, Parvati Patil or Dean Thomas, J.K Rowling does. She also doesn't own the song 'Kiss Kiss' Holly Valance does. She does own Rachel

Author: Thank you Draco, now lets continue with the show.

Previously: "Well Rachel you knew one day that all your lies and cheating would get you in trouble. Good on you Zabini and I'm sure we can all relate to what you went through. Oh my god I think I just sympathized a Slytherin! Moving along, our next act is

Chapter sixteen: Parvati Patil: Kiss Kiss

"Well Rachel you knew one day that all your lies and cheating would get you in trouble. Good on you Zabini and I'm sure we can all relate to what you went through. Oh my god I think I just sympathized a Slytherin! Moving along, our next act is another Gryffindor; she is the most desired female Gryffindor. It is none other than Parvati Patil! She will be singing 'Kiss Kiss' by Holly Valance."

Parvati stepped up on stage and her robes changed into a very short purple dress which stopped at roughly the middle of her thighs. Everyone just stared at her waiting for her to start. Music started once more and she opened her mouth to sing.

*~*~*When you look at me tell me what do you see

This is what you get it's the way I am

When I look at you I wannabe, I wannabe

Somewhere close to heaven with a Neanderthal man

Don't go I know you wanna touch me

Here there and everywhere

Sparks fly when we are together

You can't deny the facts of life

You don't have to act like a star

Try your moves in the back of a car

Don't you know that we can go far?

Because tonight I'm gonna get my

Mwah! Mwah!

Don't play games that you play

'Cause you know I won't run away

Why ain't you asking me to stay?

Because tonight I'm gonna give you my

Mwah! Mwah!

Uh!

You could be my baby

What's your starsign?

Won't you take a step

Into the lion's den?

I can here my conscience calling me

Calling me

Say I'm gonna be a bad girl again

Why don't you come on over

We can't leave this all undone

Got the devil on my shoulder

There's no place for you to run

You don't have to act like a star

Try your moves in the back of a car

Don't you know that we can go far?

Because tonight I'm gonna get my

Mwah! Mwah!

Don't play games that you play

'Cause you know I won't run away

Why ain't you asking me to stay?

Because tonight I'm gonna give you my

Mwah! Mwah!

If you forget

I'll remind you

If you're paranoid

I'm behind you

If you lose your head

I'll find you

Sending my kiss

If you forget

I'll remind you

If you're paranoid

I'm behind you

If you lose your head

I'll find you

Mwah! Mwah

Don't go

Mwah! Mwah!

I-I

I-I

Mwah!

Oh yeah

You don't have to act like a (uh)

Try you moves in the back of your (uh uh uh)

You know that we can go far

Because tonight you gonna get my

Kiss

Ah

Mwah!

You don't have to act like a star

Try your moves in the back of a car

Don't you know that we can go far?

Because tonight I'm gonna get my

Mwah! Mwah!

Don't play games that you play

'Cause you know I won't run away

Why ain't you asking me to stay?

Because tonight I'm gonna give you my

Mwah! Mwah!

You don't have to act like a star

Try your moves in the back of a car

Don't you know that we can go far?

Because tonight I'm gonna get my

Mwah! Mwah!

Don't play games that you play

'Cause you know I won't run away

Why ain't you asking me to stay?

Because tonight I'm gonna give you my*~*~*

The song ended and Parvati's robes reappeared. She curtseyed and spoke into the microphone. "This song was for Dean. Follow all the words and you get what you want!" and with that said she ran back to her seat.

Applause started for her and she blushed slightly.

"Thank you Parvati, A very colourful performance. Hopefully there will be more!!" said Neville blushing slightly "Anyway, next we have.....................

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Author: Was it any good?

Draco: I thought it was.

Author: *blushes* Thank you Draco.

Draco: No problem.

Author: anyway, leave a review and the next chapter shall be out shortly. Bye!

Draco: Bye Bye