hperAuthor: Finally after a long time, we are back!

Draco: Yeah I've been stuck here bored for ages! YOU LEFT ME HERE!!!!!

Author: Geez sorry but I've just started school so it's like really hectic here at the mo! This idea just came to me from nowhere! I thank all of you who gave me ideas and I promise I'll use them as soon as I get the lyrics for them. You lot have REALLY good ideas!

Draco: Yes, yes they know they are brilliant! Can I just say the disclaimer?! *Not waiting for answer* the hyper one doesn't own Neville Longbottom, Marietta Edgecombe, Harry Potter or me (even though she wishes she does) J.K Rowling does. She also doesn't own the song 'Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous' Good Charlotte do.

Author: STORY NOW! Enjoy!

Previously: "Thank you Padma what a wonderful performance whoever it was directed to sure is a lucky guy!"

"It was for Seamus!" came the voice of Parvati "She's dating him but they were keeping it a secret!"

"Thanks a lot Parvati!" said Padma meekly

"Anything for my darling sister to actually get recognized by the whole school as the person who dates Seamus!"

By this time Padma was as red as any one of the Weasley's hair, suddenly Seamus stood up and walked over to her. He lent down and kissed her slowly on her mouth.

"So what if they know," he said to her "Now we can kiss without hiding away from everyone!"

"Well um . . . ahem, shall we continue?" asked Neville "Next we have . . ."

Chapter Twenty-three: Marietta Edgecombe: Lifestyles of the
Rich and Famous

"Well um...ahem, shall we continue?" asked Neville "Next we have Marietta Edgecombe from Ravenclaw singing Good Charlotte's 'Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous'. She says she wants to dedicate this to Harry saying that although everyone else may think he is all perfect and hates fame, she believes otherwise. Her she is."

Marietta stepped up on stage and her robes changed into a pair of faded blue jeans and a grey top. When she began to sing, most of the students grimaced, her voice sounded like a blackboard being scraped by a nail.

*~*~*Always see it on TV.

Or read it in the magazines

Celebrities want sympathy

All they do is piss and moan

Inside the Rolling Stone

Talking about how hard life can be

I'd like to see them spend the week

Livin' life out on the street

I don't think they would survive

If they could spend a day or two

Walking in someone else's shoes

I think they'd stumble and they'd fall

They would fall (fall)

Lifestyles of the rich and the famous

They're always complaining,

Always complaining

If money is such a problem

Well they got mansions

Think we should rob them

Did you know when you were famous

You could kill your wife

And there's no such thing as 25 to life

As long as you've got the cash to pay for Cochran

And did you know if you were caught

And you were smoking crack

McDonald's wouldn't even want to take you back

You could always just run for mayor of D.C.

I'd like to see them spend the week

livin' life out on the street

I don't think they would survive

If they could spend a day or two

Walking in someone else's shoes

I think they'd stumble and they'd fall

They would fall (fall)

Lifestyles of the rich and the famous

They're always complaining,

always complaining

If money is such a problem

Well they got mansions

Think we should rob them

Lifestyles of the rich and the famous

They're always complaining,

always complaining

If money is such a problem

You got so many problems

Think I could solve them

Lifestyles of the rich and famous

We'll take your clothes, cash cards,

and homes just stop complaining

Lifestyles of the rich and famous

Lifestyles of the rich and famous

Lifestyles of the rich and famous*~*~*

She stopped singing and everyone breathed a sigh of relief. Her robes reappeared and she turned to stare at Harry

"Potter . . ." she Spat "you think you're so great just because you defeated you-know-who. Well you aren't! Don't pretend you don't like the fame; you lap it up and live in the luxury of it! You make me sick with all your 'Oh everyone should pity me, I have no parents'. Poor Potter! You just like all of us to worship you and when people stop you will do some other stupid 'heroic' stunt and everyone will love you again!"

She got off stage and as she walked past Harry she kicked out at him.

"You know . . ." he said "I'm not even going to bother get angry, your just a stupid little girl who can't face the facts of real life and see I hate being the hero. I'd rather be a nobody if it meant my parents would still be alive! But it's fine, you believe what you want to believe and leave me alone."

"Good on ya Harry." said Draco squeezing his hand. Marietta looked disgusted at this act of affection and stormed of back to her seat.

"Well . . ." said Neville "If you ever run for Minister of Magic Harry, we can be sure who won't vote for you eh? Let's continue before this gets ugly. Next we have . . ."

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Author: Any good? If you liked it please review, if you didn't, please review and say why though I don't read flames, I just use them to keep away annoying little kids!

Draco: And we still want ANY ideas you have WHAT-SO-EVER! WE want a longish story and need more songs and people to sing them for us.

Author: listen to Draco; he knows what he is on about! Also I just wanna say, if you see any story written by Ashii Black, READ IT because all her stories ROCK! Anyway, review! Toodles!