Author: We are back again after a VERY long break.

Draco. Yeah too long, I've been way too bored here.

Author: If anyone cares to know why it toke me soooooooo long to get this chapter up, well its cos I was kinda busy with school, school and . oh yeah! School! I just have enough time to write this chapter out before I go do my homework! So I better get cracking! Draco, time for the disclaimer.

Draco: Drum roll please. *silence* or not. Anyway she doesn't own . Severus Snape, Lucius Malfoy, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter or Neville Longbottom, J.K Rowling does. She also doesn't own the song 'I'm Too Sexy', Right Said Fred do/does.

Author: Thanks to Rosa Crouch for suggesting this song so this chapter is just for you! Enjoy!

Previously: "Potter . . ." she Spat "you think you're so great just because you defeated you-know-who. Well you aren't! Don't pretend you don't like the fame; you lap it up and live in the luxury of it! You make me sick with all your 'Oh everyone should pity me, I have no parents'. Poor Potter! You just like all of us to worship you and when people stop you will do some other stupid 'heroic' stunt and everyone will love you again!"

She got off stage and as she walked past Harry she kicked out at him.

"You know . . ." he said "I'm not even going to bother get angry, your just a stupid little girl who can't face the facts of real life and see I hate being the hero. I'd rather be a nobody if it meant my parents would still be alive! But it's fine, you believe what you want to believe and leave me alone."

"Good on ya Harry." said Draco squeezing his hand. Marietta looked disgusted at this act of affection and stormed of back to her seat.

"Well . . ." said Neville "If you ever run for Minister of Magic Harry, we can be sure who won't vote for you eh? Let's continue before this gets ugly. Next we have . . .

Chapter Twenty-four: Severus Snape and Lucius Malfoy: I'm Too
Sexy

"Well . . . if you ever run for Minister of Magic Harry, we can be sure who won't vote for you eh? Let's continue before this gets ugly. Next we have . . . ok well this is different! We have Professor Severus 'I'm Too Sexy' by Right Said Fred." said Neville staring fixatedly at the paper. Um . Professor Dumbledore, is this actually true?"

"Yes it is Mr.Longbottom. Professor Snape came to me and personally and asked if he could sing. Now it is his turn."

"Ok well I'll just go over here." he said pointing to a doorway behind the stage "and let the Professor get on with it." as soon as the words had left his mouth, he bolted to the doorway and ran through into another room.

The Hall fell silent as they all waited for the much feared Professor to come out and start singing. Professor Snape stepped out from behind a screen wearing tight black leather. His hair wasn't as greasy and, although no-one would openly admit it, he looked very hot. Snape ignored the stares he got and just concentrated on moving in the leather clothing he wore, for although it made him look good, it was damn near impossible for him too move or walk properly!

When he finally got on stage, he began to sing in a surprisingly good voice, not the usual oily tone he used.

*~*~* I'm too sexy for my love, Too sexy for my love

Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt Too sexy for my shirt

So sexy it hurts

And i'm too sexy for Milan Too sexy for Milan

New York and Japan

And i'm too sexy for your party

Too sexy for your party

No way i'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what i mean

And i do my little turn on the catwalk

Yeah on the catwalk On the catwalk yeah

I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car Too sexy for my car

Too sexy by far

And i'm too sexy for my hat

Too sexy for my hat What do you think about that? I'm a model you know what i mean

And i do my little turn on the catwalk

Yeah on the catwalk On the catwalk yeah

I shake my little touché on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my Too sexy for my Too sexy for my

Cos i'm a model you know what i mean

And i do my little turn On the catwalk

Yeah on the catwalk Yeah on the catwalk yeah

I shake my little touché On the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat Too sexy for my cat

Poor pussy poor pussy cat

I'm too sexy for my love Too sexy for my love

Love's going to leave me

And i'm too sexy for this song*~*~*

Everyone was in shocked silence as Snape's leather clothing returned to his normal black robes and he stepped off stage.

When Snape was out of the Great Hall, Neville stepped back on stage and cleared his throat to get everyone's attention.

"That was a bit . shocking!" said Neville, eyes wide in surprise "I'll just skip all the sarcastic stuff I just thought up! Next we have ."

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Author: It's the end of another great (I hope) chapter and I'm so bored. Everyone here in Malta is boring!

Draco: What about me?

Author: You aren't in Malta! Duh. Or are you?

Draco: Dunno.

Author: Neither me, anyway, please review and Ashii I'd love for you to send me those lyrics and don't worry if you get arrested for insanity then you'll be able to meet me at the nutty house because I'll be there! I'M INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *ahem* Ok I'm back to ''normal'' again! If you sent reviews to me, then you got some answers to them on the 'Reviews' chapter so go there for answers to your reviews! Good-bye and goodnight!