Author: Weeee're back!

Draco: After waaaaaaay to long

Author: Yeah sorry 'bout that, but I've been so busy I've had no time at all to write let alone search of song lyrics and then I'd have to think up all the words and conversation between people and . . . and . . . and

Draco: Calm down!!!

Author: Ok, I'm calm. Say the disclaimer so we don't keep our readers busy for too long.

Draco: The crazy one doesn't own . . . Fred and George Weasley, Professor Snape, Neville Longbottom or anyone else from Hogwarts. She also doesn't own the song 'Baby Got Back' she isn't sure who does, if you know who does own it, tell us in a review and we will rightfully say who owns it.

Author: Thank you! Ok and now, on with the next chapter. YAY!!!!!!

Previously: Everyone was in shocked silence as Snape's leather clothing returned to his normal black robes and he stepped off stage.

When Snape was out of the Great Hall, Neville stepped back on stage and cleared his throat to get everyone's attention.

"That was a bit . shocking!" said Neville, eyes wide in surprise "I'll just skip all the sarcastic stuff I just thought up! Next we have . . ."

Chapter Twenty-Five: Fred and George Weasley: Baby Got Back

"That was a bit . . . shocking!" said Neville, eyes wide in surprise "I'll just skip all the sarcastic stuff I just thought up! Next we have . . . a special guest appearance, Fred and George Weasley singing 'Baby Got Back'."

They both stepped up on stage and their robes changed into black hooded jumpers and black jeans. Behind them, the backdrop changed to that of a pub full of bikers, scantily clad girls and prostitutes. Music started and Fred and George began to talk in high pitched girly voices

Fred (talking in girly high pitched voice)-Oh my god, Becky

George (using same high pitched voice)-Look at her butt, it is so big uhh

Fred-She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends But you know who understands those rap guys

George-They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute

Fred-Ok I mean her butt . . . its just so big

George-Uhh I can't believe its just so round

Fred-Its out there

George-Gross

Fred-Ok

Both-She's just so black

Fred (singing in his normal voice)-*~*~*I like big butts and I cannot lie

You other brothers can't deny

When a girl walks in with a itty, bitty, waist

And a round thing in ur face u get sprung

George (singing in his normal voice)-Want to pull up tough

Cuz you noticed that butt was stuck

Beef to the jeans she's wearing

Both-I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

Oh baby I wanna get wit cha

And take your pictcha

My homeboys tried to warn me

But that butt you got makes me so horny

Ooooooo rumple smooth skin

Fred-You say you wanna get my benz

Well use me use me cuz u ain't that average groupie

I seen her dancin

To hell with romancing

She sweat

Wet

She's got it going like a turbo jet

George-I'm tired of magazines

Seeming flat butts are the thing

Cuz the average black man ask him that

She's got 2 pack much back

So fellas

Fred-YAH!

George-Fellas

Fred-YAH!

George-Cuz your girlfriends got the butt

Fred-HELL YAH!

George-Shake it

Fred-Yah

George-Shake it

Fred-Yah

George-Shake that healthy butt

Both-Baby got back

Baby got back

Fred-I like them round and big

And when Im throwing a gig

I just can't help myself

George-I'm acting like an animal

Now here's my scandal

I wanna get u home and

Uh

Fred-Double up

George-Uh uh

Fred-I ain't talking bout playboy

Those silicon parts are made for toys

I want them real thick and juicy

So find that juicy double

Mix-a lot seem trouble

Begging for a piece of that bubble

George-So Im looking at rock videos

Knocking these bimbos

Looking like hoes

You can those bimbos

I keep my women like flo-jo

Fred-A word to the thick soled sisters

I wanna get wit cha

I won't cuss or hit cha

I gotta be straight when I say

I wanna uh to the break of dawn

Baby's got it going on

George-A lot of sims won't like this song

Cuz those punks like to hit and quit it

And I'd rather stay and play

Cuz I'm long and I'm strong

And I'm down to get this frick shit on

So ladies

Fred (high pitched voice)-YAH!

George-Ladies

Fred-YAH!

George-So u wanna roll my Mercedes

Fred-YAH!

George-So turn around

Stick it out

Even white boys got 2 shout

Both-Baby got back

Baby got back

Yah baby

Fred-When it comes to females

Cosmo ain't got nothing to do with my selection

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24

36

Or if she's 5'3"

George-So ur girlfriend owns a Honda

Playing workout tapes by Fonda

But Fonda ain't got a motor on the back of her Honda

My anaconda

Both-Don't got none unless you got buns Hun

Fred-You can do side bends or sit-ups

But please don't use that butt

George-Some brotherz wanna play that hard roll

And tell ya that the butt ain't gold

Fred-So they toss and leave it

And i pull up quick to retrieve it

George-So Cosmo says ur fat

Well i ain't down wit dat

Fred-Cuz ur waist is small

And ur curves are kicking

And im thinking bout sticking

George-To the beanpole dames and the magazines

You ain't it miss thing

Give me a sista

I can't resist her

Red beans and rice didn't miss her

Some knuckle head tried to dis

Cuz those girls are on my list

Fred-He had game

But he chose to hit em

And I pull up quick to get wit him

So ladies if da butt is round

And u wanna triple xbo down

Dial 1-900-mixalot

And kick them nasty thoughts

Both-Baby got back

Baby got back

George-Little in the middle but you got much back

Fred-Little in the middle but you got much back

George-Little in the middle but you got much back

Both-Little in the middle but you got much back*~*~*

Fred and George's robes replaced their clothing once the music's last chords were played and loud applause reached them.

They bowed and jumped of stage and went to the back of the hall to watch the rest of the show.

"Well . . ." said Neville "if there are any girls with big asses that wanna go out with Fred or George, you're a shoe in! Right well, you were all meant to laugh at that but never mind. Next we have . . ."

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Author: Hope you liked it!!!

Draco: Leave a review to keep her happy please.

Author: Yeah I love reviews, but I don't mind flames coz I just laugh at them!

Draco: Yeah and then she uses them to make cookies! I love cookies!

Author: SO DO I!!!

Draco: Well that's all we have for now, I'm, gonna go get some cookies! BYE!!!

Author: uh . . . right well, I'll be off, next chapter up soon. Any requests just put them in a review. Bye!