Author: Weeee're back!
Draco: After waaaaaaay to long
Author: Yeah sorry 'bout that, but I've been so busy I've had no time at all to write let alone search of song lyrics and then I'd have to think up all the words and conversation between people and . . . and . . . and
Draco: Calm down!!!
Author: Ok, I'm calm. Say the disclaimer so we don't keep our readers busy for too long.
Draco: The crazy one doesn't own . . . Fred and George Weasley, Professor Snape, Neville Longbottom or anyone else from Hogwarts. She also doesn't own the song 'Baby Got Back' she isn't sure who does, if you know who does own it, tell us in a review and we will rightfully say who owns it.
Author: Thank you! Ok and now, on with the next chapter. YAY!!!!!!
Previously: Everyone was in shocked silence as Snape's leather clothing returned to his normal black robes and he stepped off stage.
When Snape was out of the Great Hall, Neville stepped back on stage and cleared his throat to get everyone's attention.
"That was a bit . shocking!" said Neville, eyes wide in surprise "I'll just skip all the sarcastic stuff I just thought up! Next we have . . ."
Chapter Twenty-Five: Fred and George Weasley: Baby Got Back
"That was a bit . . . shocking!" said Neville, eyes wide in surprise "I'll just skip all the sarcastic stuff I just thought up! Next we have . . . a special guest appearance, Fred and George Weasley singing 'Baby Got Back'."
They both stepped up on stage and their robes changed into black hooded jumpers and black jeans. Behind them, the backdrop changed to that of a pub full of bikers, scantily clad girls and prostitutes. Music started and Fred and George began to talk in high pitched girly voices
Fred (talking in girly high pitched voice)-Oh my god, Becky
George (using same high pitched voice)-Look at her butt, it is so big uhh
Fred-She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends But you know who understands those rap guys
George-They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
Fred-Ok I mean her butt . . . its just so big
George-Uhh I can't believe its just so round
Fred-Its out there
George-Gross
Fred-Ok
Both-She's just so black
Fred (singing in his normal voice)-*~*~*I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
When a girl walks in with a itty, bitty, waist
And a round thing in ur face u get sprung
George (singing in his normal voice)-Want to pull up tough
Cuz you noticed that butt was stuck
Beef to the jeans she's wearing
Both-I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby I wanna get wit cha
And take your pictcha
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooooooo rumple smooth skin
Fred-You say you wanna get my benz
Well use me use me cuz u ain't that average groupie
I seen her dancin
To hell with romancing
She sweat
Wet
She's got it going like a turbo jet
George-I'm tired of magazines
Seeming flat butts are the thing
Cuz the average black man ask him that
She's got 2 pack much back
So fellas
Fred-YAH!
George-Fellas
Fred-YAH!
George-Cuz your girlfriends got the butt
Fred-HELL YAH!
George-Shake it
Fred-Yah
George-Shake it
Fred-Yah
George-Shake that healthy butt
Both-Baby got back
Baby got back
Fred-I like them round and big
And when Im throwing a gig
I just can't help myself
George-I'm acting like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get u home and
Uh
Fred-Double up
George-Uh uh
Fred-I ain't talking bout playboy
Those silicon parts are made for toys
I want them real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a lot seem trouble
Begging for a piece of that bubble
George-So Im looking at rock videos
Knocking these bimbos
Looking like hoes
You can those bimbos
I keep my women like flo-jo
Fred-A word to the thick soled sisters
I wanna get wit cha
I won't cuss or hit cha
I gotta be straight when I say
I wanna uh to the break of dawn
Baby's got it going on
George-A lot of sims won't like this song
Cuz those punks like to hit and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get this frick shit on
So ladies
Fred (high pitched voice)-YAH!
George-Ladies
Fred-YAH!
George-So u wanna roll my Mercedes
Fred-YAH!
George-So turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got 2 shout
Both-Baby got back
Baby got back
Yah baby
Fred-When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothing to do with my selection
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Or if she's 5'3"
George-So ur girlfriend owns a Honda
Playing workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor on the back of her Honda
My anaconda
Both-Don't got none unless you got buns Hun
Fred-You can do side bends or sit-ups
But please don't use that butt
George-Some brotherz wanna play that hard roll
And tell ya that the butt ain't gold
Fred-So they toss and leave it
And i pull up quick to retrieve it
George-So Cosmo says ur fat
Well i ain't down wit dat
Fred-Cuz ur waist is small
And ur curves are kicking
And im thinking bout sticking
George-To the beanpole dames and the magazines
You ain't it miss thing
Give me a sista
I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knuckle head tried to dis
Cuz those girls are on my list
Fred-He had game
But he chose to hit em
And I pull up quick to get wit him
So ladies if da butt is round
And u wanna triple xbo down
Dial 1-900-mixalot
And kick them nasty thoughts
Both-Baby got back
Baby got back
George-Little in the middle but you got much back
Fred-Little in the middle but you got much back
George-Little in the middle but you got much back
Both-Little in the middle but you got much back*~*~*
Fred and George's robes replaced their clothing once the music's last chords were played and loud applause reached them.
They bowed and jumped of stage and went to the back of the hall to watch the rest of the show.
"Well . . ." said Neville "if there are any girls with big asses that wanna go out with Fred or George, you're a shoe in! Right well, you were all meant to laugh at that but never mind. Next we have . . ."
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Author: Hope you liked it!!!
Draco: Leave a review to keep her happy please.
Author: Yeah I love reviews, but I don't mind flames coz I just laugh at them!
Draco: Yeah and then she uses them to make cookies! I love cookies!
Author: SO DO I!!!
Draco: Well that's all we have for now, I'm, gonna go get some cookies! BYE!!!
Author: uh . . . right well, I'll be off, next chapter up soon. Any requests just put them in a review. Bye!
Draco: After waaaaaaay to long
Author: Yeah sorry 'bout that, but I've been so busy I've had no time at all to write let alone search of song lyrics and then I'd have to think up all the words and conversation between people and . . . and . . . and
Draco: Calm down!!!
Author: Ok, I'm calm. Say the disclaimer so we don't keep our readers busy for too long.
Draco: The crazy one doesn't own . . . Fred and George Weasley, Professor Snape, Neville Longbottom or anyone else from Hogwarts. She also doesn't own the song 'Baby Got Back' she isn't sure who does, if you know who does own it, tell us in a review and we will rightfully say who owns it.
Author: Thank you! Ok and now, on with the next chapter. YAY!!!!!!
Previously: Everyone was in shocked silence as Snape's leather clothing returned to his normal black robes and he stepped off stage.
When Snape was out of the Great Hall, Neville stepped back on stage and cleared his throat to get everyone's attention.
"That was a bit . shocking!" said Neville, eyes wide in surprise "I'll just skip all the sarcastic stuff I just thought up! Next we have . . ."
Chapter Twenty-Five: Fred and George Weasley: Baby Got Back
"That was a bit . . . shocking!" said Neville, eyes wide in surprise "I'll just skip all the sarcastic stuff I just thought up! Next we have . . . a special guest appearance, Fred and George Weasley singing 'Baby Got Back'."
They both stepped up on stage and their robes changed into black hooded jumpers and black jeans. Behind them, the backdrop changed to that of a pub full of bikers, scantily clad girls and prostitutes. Music started and Fred and George began to talk in high pitched girly voices
Fred (talking in girly high pitched voice)-Oh my god, Becky
George (using same high pitched voice)-Look at her butt, it is so big uhh
Fred-She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends But you know who understands those rap guys
George-They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
Fred-Ok I mean her butt . . . its just so big
George-Uhh I can't believe its just so round
Fred-Its out there
George-Gross
Fred-Ok
Both-She's just so black
Fred (singing in his normal voice)-*~*~*I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
When a girl walks in with a itty, bitty, waist
And a round thing in ur face u get sprung
George (singing in his normal voice)-Want to pull up tough
Cuz you noticed that butt was stuck
Beef to the jeans she's wearing
Both-I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby I wanna get wit cha
And take your pictcha
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooooooo rumple smooth skin
Fred-You say you wanna get my benz
Well use me use me cuz u ain't that average groupie
I seen her dancin
To hell with romancing
She sweat
Wet
She's got it going like a turbo jet
George-I'm tired of magazines
Seeming flat butts are the thing
Cuz the average black man ask him that
She's got 2 pack much back
So fellas
Fred-YAH!
George-Fellas
Fred-YAH!
George-Cuz your girlfriends got the butt
Fred-HELL YAH!
George-Shake it
Fred-Yah
George-Shake it
Fred-Yah
George-Shake that healthy butt
Both-Baby got back
Baby got back
Fred-I like them round and big
And when Im throwing a gig
I just can't help myself
George-I'm acting like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get u home and
Uh
Fred-Double up
George-Uh uh
Fred-I ain't talking bout playboy
Those silicon parts are made for toys
I want them real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a lot seem trouble
Begging for a piece of that bubble
George-So Im looking at rock videos
Knocking these bimbos
Looking like hoes
You can those bimbos
I keep my women like flo-jo
Fred-A word to the thick soled sisters
I wanna get wit cha
I won't cuss or hit cha
I gotta be straight when I say
I wanna uh to the break of dawn
Baby's got it going on
George-A lot of sims won't like this song
Cuz those punks like to hit and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get this frick shit on
So ladies
Fred (high pitched voice)-YAH!
George-Ladies
Fred-YAH!
George-So u wanna roll my Mercedes
Fred-YAH!
George-So turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got 2 shout
Both-Baby got back
Baby got back
Yah baby
Fred-When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothing to do with my selection
36
24
36
Or if she's 5'3"
George-So ur girlfriend owns a Honda
Playing workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor on the back of her Honda
My anaconda
Both-Don't got none unless you got buns Hun
Fred-You can do side bends or sit-ups
But please don't use that butt
George-Some brotherz wanna play that hard roll
And tell ya that the butt ain't gold
Fred-So they toss and leave it
And i pull up quick to retrieve it
George-So Cosmo says ur fat
Well i ain't down wit dat
Fred-Cuz ur waist is small
And ur curves are kicking
And im thinking bout sticking
George-To the beanpole dames and the magazines
You ain't it miss thing
Give me a sista
I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knuckle head tried to dis
Cuz those girls are on my list
Fred-He had game
But he chose to hit em
And I pull up quick to get wit him
So ladies if da butt is round
And u wanna triple xbo down
Dial 1-900-mixalot
And kick them nasty thoughts
Both-Baby got back
Baby got back
George-Little in the middle but you got much back
Fred-Little in the middle but you got much back
George-Little in the middle but you got much back
Both-Little in the middle but you got much back*~*~*
Fred and George's robes replaced their clothing once the music's last chords were played and loud applause reached them.
They bowed and jumped of stage and went to the back of the hall to watch the rest of the show.
"Well . . ." said Neville "if there are any girls with big asses that wanna go out with Fred or George, you're a shoe in! Right well, you were all meant to laugh at that but never mind. Next we have . . ."
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Author: Hope you liked it!!!
Draco: Leave a review to keep her happy please.
Author: Yeah I love reviews, but I don't mind flames coz I just laugh at them!
Draco: Yeah and then she uses them to make cookies! I love cookies!
Author: SO DO I!!!
Draco: Well that's all we have for now, I'm, gonna go get some cookies! BYE!!!
Author: uh . . . right well, I'll be off, next chapter up soon. Any requests just put them in a review. Bye!
