Author: Finally!!!!! Another chapter out.

Draco: Yay

Author: Shut up! That was sarcasm!!!

Draco: Whatever

Author: Now I'm going to ignore you! I haven't written in AGES! I've been so busy that I've completely not had time to come up with any ideas. But I have an idea now. Yay me!

Draco: Can we continue please . . . I'm bored.

Author: Fine whatever. Disclaimer please

Draco: Ok she doesn't own . . . Neville Longbottom, Zacharias Smith or any other Hogwarts students apart from Raven . . . J.K Rowling does. She also doesn't own the song Girl All the Bad Guys Want . . . Bowling for Soup does.

Author: Thank you darlin'. Now on with that chapter. YAY!

Previously: Harry sang 'Temptation Waits' whilst wearing tight leather clothes which was a big turn on for Draco.


A Song For All: Chapter twenty-Seven: Zacharias Smith: Girl All the Bad Guys Want

"I'd hate to be anywhere in a ten mile radius of you two tonight!" said Neville grinning "Anyway, well move on, I'll embarrass them later. Next up we have . . . Zacharias Smith singing Girl All the Bad Guys Want to Raven that bad-ass Slytherin as he puts it."

Zacharias Smith walked up on stage and as soon as he was in front of the microphone his robes morphed into a red top, which had the Bowling for Soup logo on it, and faded blue jeans. Lively music started up and he stepped towards the microphone.

8 o'clock Monday night and I'm waiting

To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me

Her name is Nona she's a rocker with a nose ring

She wears a 2-way, but I'm not quite sure what that means

And when she walks, all the wind blows and the angels sing

But, she doesn't notice me Cause she's watching wrestling

Creaming over tough guys

Listening to rap metal

Turntables in her eyes

It's like a bad movie;

she's looking through me,

if you were me than you'd be,

Screaming, "someone shoot me,"

as I fail miserably,

Trying to get the GIRL ALL THE BAD GUYS WANT ...

She likes the Godsmack and I like Agent Orange

Her CD changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad

She said she'd like to score some refer and a 40oz

She'll never know that

I'm the best that she'll never have

And when she walks,

All the wind blows and the angels sing

But, she'll never notice me

Cause she's watching wrestling

Creaming over tough guys

Listening to rap metal

Turntables in her eyes

She likes them with a mustache

Racetrack season pass

Driving in a Trans Am

Does a mullet make a man?

It's like a bad movie;

she's looking through me,

if you were me than you'd be,

Screaming, "someone shoot me,"

as I fail miserably,

Trying to get the GIRL ALL THE BAD GUYS WANT

There she goes again with fishnets on

And dread locks in her hair

She broke my heart I want to be sedated

All I wanted was to see her naked

Now I'm watching wrestling

Trying to be a tough guy

Listening to rap metal

Turn tables in my eyes

I can't grow a mustache

And I ain't got no season pass

All I got's a moped

It's like a bad movie;

she's looking through me,

if you were me than you'd be,

Screaming, "someone shoot me,"

as I fail miserably,

Trying to get the GIRL ALL THE BAD GUYS WANT

Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want

The music stopped and Zacharias' robes reappeared. People began to applaud for him and he blushed slightly, bowed and turned to see Raven's reaction. At first she seemed shocked, and then she burst out laughing. Zacharias looked shocked and hurt which made her laugh even harder.

"I don't see why you're laughing." said Hannah Abbot who was sitting on the seat next to Raven "I think it's sweet how he would change himself for you."

"Like I'd ever like him." said Raven nastily

"Why wouldn't you ever like me?" asked Zacharias disappointedly.

"Cos you're all preppy and shit and I'm a rocker and you're just weird. Plus, you're. . . not my type" she said shuddering slightly.

He looked down but then looked up again and glared at her "Whatever bitch. You're just a snob . . . you think you're better than me but you're not. Now I know why you've never dated a guy before."

"Whatever luv." she said turning her head.

"Ok ok that's enough!" said Neville angrily "Thank you for that Zacharias. You can sit down now. Ok next up we have . . ."


Author: Did you like? Please review.

Draco: Yeah all reviews are accepted . . . even flames.

Author: Yeah cos flames are then used to be thrown back at the person who flamed. Especially if they aren't constructive flames, if the story sucks in some way and you think I can change it then tell me how don't just say 'You're story fucking sucks' Draco: lolrotfwfaofl!

Author: er. . .? What he said.

Draco: I'll tell you later.

Author: ok. So anyway, review and hopefully the next chapter will be out soon enough. . . Ta-la luv!