yesyesyesyes. I know. you're probably mad cuz i didn't update in a while. but i had my reasons! i had writer's block. so yeah... anyway, on with the stori!o and b 4 i 4get, the last chappie title and this one are supposed to be switched around. i was really sleepy when i did that so i messed up. now on with the stori!(really)

Kagome's a Hanyou!?

"IM NOT HYPER! I only ate ten pounds of suger anddrank fifty bottles of soda." said Kagome. "rrriiigghhhttt." said Sango as everybody sweatdropped. "anyway, you guys are going to move to my era and live in our very own apartment! isn't that kewl?!?!?! o and we're going to go to my school! yayayay!" said Kagome. "oohhhh...YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Sango, screaming her head off. and while she was screaming, Miouku 'accidently' put his hands...

Chapter four. Family Reaction

"AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHH! YOU STUPID FUCKING HENTAI! WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM YOU BASTARD?!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????

BONK

SLAP

"OUCH"

BONK

BONK

SLAP

KICK

PUNCH

on that last punch, Mirouku blacked out and had a bump on his head.(you now, those anime bumps)

"OMG! Mirouku! who did this to you!?" said Sango, pushing every one away and grabbing his head. ."oh my. what a nasty bump you have." Sango kissed the bump. "there. feel anybetter?" Kagome and Inuyasha was staring at Sango and Mirouku sub-conciousely, but when she kissed him, they rubbed their eyes and stared at Sango, but Shippou was already bored and was argueing with a squirrel what was better, candy or acorns.

Sango finally noticed what was happening and stared at them, blushing like crazy.

"W-w-w-what are you staring at me for? she asked.

cricket chirps

"WHAT!?!?!?" she shouted.

"well, you just kissed Mirouku..." said Kagome. she looked at Inu-Yasha and both of them started singing on top of their lungs,

"SANGO AND MIROUKU SITTING ING A TREE. K-I-S-S-I-N-G FIRST COMES LUV, THEN COMES MARRAIGE, THEN COMES MIROUKU INA BABY CARRAIGE. THAT'S NOT ALL, THAT'S NOT ALL, I SEE BABY PLAYING BASKETBALL! THAT'S NOT ALL, THAT'S NOT ALL, I SEE BABY DRINKING ALCHOHAL!"

At that, Sango got really pissed. "WHY THE FUCK THE YOU CARE? SO WHAT IF I REALLY LIKE HIM? WHY THE FUCKNG HELL DO YOU CARE YOU BAKA?!!?!?!?!??1(sango really needs anger manegement.)

"uh... time to hit the well!" said Kagome, running for the well with Inu-Yasha running behind her and Sango throwing the boomerang bone at them. (they dodged it.) they went down the well, only to find Kagome's mom looking at her through the well.

"MMMOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?"

"WHAT? I'm just seeing if you and Inu-Yasha were going to give me any grandchildren!" she replied innocently.

"WHAT??!?!?!?!?!? IN A WELL! ARE YOU CRAZY!?!?!?!?!?"(sometimes, I think she is.)

"well... you can never be sure." replied Mrs.Higurashi innocently.

"HOW THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO IT IN A WELL!?"

"um.. no idea. o well. i gotta go. o and grandpa too... oh that's right. i promised to pick up Souta from the park. see ya guys later."

"sorrey about my mom." said Kagome to Inuyasha after they went into the Sunset shrine.

"feh. that's ok." replied Inuyasha, when Grandpa came in, holding a video-game thingy. he was shouting " I SEE IT! ON THE SCREEN! THERE'S A HANYOU IN HERE!"

"GRANPA! IT'S ONLY INUYASHA!" yelled Kagome.

"NO! I MEAN THERE ARE TWO!"

"what? it... works?"

"what do you mean?" asked Gramps.

"I guess I should tell you. I'm a hanyou Grandpa." said Kagome.(pretend it's like one of those movies that are like when someone's confessing and it's a really quiet and serious time.)

"really?"asked Gramps.

"yes."

"oh... MY MACHINE WORKS! YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES!

"WHAT!?"( he breaks the mood.)

"um... good for uh, you?" said Kagome. 'OMG! like I'm a hanyou and he dosen't care!? oh well. who gives a shit.' her ears twitch as she and Inuyasha climed (i have really bad spelling) out of the well. "oh shit." she said.

"what is it!?"

"GET BACK INTO THE WELL!"she yelled, just as he walked in.

"shit. I'm dead."