Author: Only a few more chapters to go until its all over!!!
Draco: Good no more singing with Harry . . . er Potter.
Author: Right Draco, cos you don't love him do you.
Draco: I violently dislike you when you're being sarcastic.
Author: If you disclaim for me I'll stop being sarcastic.
Draco: Ok! She doesn't own anyone! Except Raven. she also doesn't own the song Aliens Exist, Blink 182 do!
Author: Good Boy!
A SONG FOR ALL
CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE MICHAEL CORNER: ALIENS EXIST
"How sweet." crooned Neville from where he stood. He smiled then turned towards the rest of the audience. "Thank you Luna, that was a splendid performance, and I hope things go well for both you and Raven. Ok next up we have Michael Corner of Ravenclaw. He'll be singing Aliens Exist by Blink 182! He says he dedicates this to all the people who believe in aliens like he does but has always been told that they don't exist!"
Michael walked up to the stage and stood in the centre. He closed his eyes and focused hard on what he was going to wear. His robes transformed into a silver suit which seemed to be made of some sort of metal. His skin had changed colour, it was now green instead of the usual peach/cream colour. His head morphed into a large bald green dome at the top and came down into a point at his chin. To say the least, he looked like a typical, old Sci-fi movie alien. The backdrop transformed into a scene which held many different aliens, among which were classics like E.T. and more little green men.
He grasped the microphone with his green fingers and music started. He smiled a creepy, yet mischievous smile and opened his mouth, elongating his face. He began to sing.
Hey mom, there's something in the back room,
Hope its not those creatures from above.
You used to read me stories,
As if my dreams were boring.
We all know conspiracies are dumb!
What if people knew that these were real?
I leave my closet door open all night.
I know the CIA will say,
'What you hear is all hearsay'
I wish someone would tell me what was right!
Up all night long
And there's something very wrong!
And I know it must be late
Been gone since yesterday.
I'm not like you guys! I'm not like you!
I am still a skeptic yes you know me!
Been best friends and will be till we die
I got an injection, of fear from the abduction
My best friend thinks I'm just telling lies!
Alright!
Up all night long
And there's something very wrong!
And I know it must be late
Been gone since yesterday.
I'm not like you guys! I'm not like you
Dark and scary!
Ordinary!
Explanation!
Information!
Nice to know ya!
Paranoia!
Where's my mother?
Biofather?
Up all night long
And there's something very wrong!
And I know it must be late
Been gone since yesterday.
I'm not like you guys!
Twelve majestic lies!
Michael's robes reappeared and his skin and head returned to its normal stature. He bowed slightly and leaped off stage.
"Ok thank you Michael, that was a rather, interesting performance. Anyone else out there seen any aliens lately? I believe I met E.T. not long ago, he was asking for a phone! Ok that was a bad joke. Anyway next we have . . .
Author: so you admit it, you do love Harry.
Draco: yes I do, I love him so much!!!
Author: oh right, the end of the chapter.
Draco: Oh no! Do you think they heard what I said?
Author: I'm sure they don't know your secrets.
Draco: Even the one about how I dye my hair cos I'm not a natural Blond?
Author: Yes I'm sure they don't know that. Anyway, review and tell me if you liked it! bye!
Draco: Bye-bye!
