A/N: to all my reviewers (except Sami, and only half-heartedly to 'edgy
wedgy' as u did not blatantly insult me), the plot is coming in this
chapter. As previously stated, the story is the story of a search for a
plot. The first chapter is... screwed up, but o well. I hope that maybe u
like this chapter better. Here it is:
THE SEARCH FOR THE PLOT: (Part One) - Stuff Happens, Well, Not Really
At Aragorn's suggestion, the fellowship plunged into the world in search of a plot. They drove out in their station wagon (well, actually, Gandalf drove, Aragorn backseat drove, and Boromir did nothing useful, as usual)
(A/N: I bear no particular animosity towards any member of the fellowship (except Legolas), so don't take any insults personally)
"I saw a cat today," said Pippin. Sam would have responded by saying he loved cats, but he loved Frodo more, and since they were all stuck in the back of the station wagon, he had an excuse to feel him up. Sam also wouldn't have responded because he didn't like talking to Pippin and Merry. He was jealous of their long-lasting and successful relationship.
Legolas was making googley-eyes at some girls in the car behind them, cuz they were hot, and Frodo was trying desperately to get away from Sam's perverted clutches.
In the front, Boromir had done something (finally). He had started singing '99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall'. Aragorn, hearing his favorite song, joined in, but his version went like this:
99 really sharp swords on the wall
99 really sharp swords
take one down
and kill someone
98 really sharp swords on the wall
(yeah, yeah, yeah, I know the song sucks, BUT THAT JUST SUCKS FOR YOU, NOW DOESN'T IT?)
Then, Gandalf pulled to a halt in front of a large sign.
"Perhaps we can find a plot here!" he exclaimed.
The sign read: DISNEYLAND
OMG!!! What will happen to the fellowship in Disneyland! Will they find a plot? Or will they just do stupid stuff, which is all they've been doing so far! Find out in the next chapter, which is not named yet!
THE SEARCH FOR THE PLOT: (Part One) - Stuff Happens, Well, Not Really
At Aragorn's suggestion, the fellowship plunged into the world in search of a plot. They drove out in their station wagon (well, actually, Gandalf drove, Aragorn backseat drove, and Boromir did nothing useful, as usual)
(A/N: I bear no particular animosity towards any member of the fellowship (except Legolas), so don't take any insults personally)
"I saw a cat today," said Pippin. Sam would have responded by saying he loved cats, but he loved Frodo more, and since they were all stuck in the back of the station wagon, he had an excuse to feel him up. Sam also wouldn't have responded because he didn't like talking to Pippin and Merry. He was jealous of their long-lasting and successful relationship.
Legolas was making googley-eyes at some girls in the car behind them, cuz they were hot, and Frodo was trying desperately to get away from Sam's perverted clutches.
In the front, Boromir had done something (finally). He had started singing '99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall'. Aragorn, hearing his favorite song, joined in, but his version went like this:
99 really sharp swords on the wall
99 really sharp swords
take one down
and kill someone
98 really sharp swords on the wall
(yeah, yeah, yeah, I know the song sucks, BUT THAT JUST SUCKS FOR YOU, NOW DOESN'T IT?)
Then, Gandalf pulled to a halt in front of a large sign.
"Perhaps we can find a plot here!" he exclaimed.
The sign read: DISNEYLAND
OMG!!! What will happen to the fellowship in Disneyland! Will they find a plot? Or will they just do stupid stuff, which is all they've been doing so far! Find out in the next chapter, which is not named yet!
