A/N: thank you to every1 who reviewed chapter 2 (aka, people I know). Sami is jealous cuz I have flamers. C, u stupid flamers, u r beneficial 2 my health. O, and edgy wedgy, ur cool! I read ur magical hat/shoes stories, they are verily luvlyful. Lemme know if u read that. Now, the story:

THE SEARCH FOR THE PLOT (part two): Legolas Finds His Double(and it has greasy hair)

They walked into the front gate of Disneyland. Since they didn't have tickets, their admittance was granted by a somewhat reluctant ticket-taker when Aragorn held a sword to her throat.

Inside, they were astonished by what they saw.

"What is this place?" wondered Boromir, gazing in awe at 'Main Street USA'.

"It looks very luverlyful," replied Merry. Then, he and Pippin wandered off to sit on a bench under a tree and whisper sweet nothings to each other. Sam was jealous.

Then, Legolas felt something pulling him. It was his vanity senses tingling. (Yes, for lack of a better word, he has 'vanity senses', which is when he senses something that has to do with him, and is pulled toward it)

The whole fellowship stopped what they were doing and stared, as Legolas wove his way through the crowd, on the hunt for whatever led his vanity senses away.

"I wonder what it is," wondered Frodo, but Gandalf hushed him sternly.

Meanwhile, Legolas had stopped in front of a large poster for 'Pirates of the Carribean' (the movie), with Orlando Bloom on it.

"That looks just like me," said Legolas, but then he noticed something.

"NO!!!!! I HAVE GREASY HAIR!!!!"

to be continued...