A/N: here is more, though so far no one has really loved this story. Oh
well, a true artist never gives up hope. But since I am not a true artist,
I write out of despiration.
THE SEARCH FOR THE PLOT: (part three) A Rabid Dog from Outer Space (aka Pluto)
While Legolas was off looking at a poster of his double (orli), the rest of the fellowship was finding adventures elsewhere.
You see, a giant... animal walked up to them and started to hug Pippin. Pippin started screaming 'No, no! Argh, get it OFF ME!!!', so Merry began a hopeless wrestling match with the creature (which was a yellow dog).
Aragorn strode over and tried to help Merry get the creature off Pippin, but in comparison to the dog-thing, Pippin was tiny, and it was very slow- going.
So Galdalf muttered something cool in elvish, and the dog was blasted backwards. Aragorn held its arms behind its back as Boromir began the interrogation.
"What is your name?"
No answer.
"What is your quest?"
No answer.
"What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
"African or European swallow?"
"I don't know that!"
So, Boromir was sucked into that firey pit-thing. Aragorn looked at the tag around the dog's neck. "PLUTO", he read aloud.
"Isn't that in outer space?" asked Sam.
"Yes, I believe so," replied Gandalf.
So Aragorn chopped off the head of the rabid alien dog. But then realized it was a guy in a suit. So they all ran away quickly.
TO BE CONTINUED!
(A/N: Did you catch the Monty Python reference? It was the dialogue from the bridgekeeper in 'Holy Grail'. I'm going to put a Monty Python reference in each chapter, and if you catch it you........well you get to be special, now don't you. And you gain my respect. YAY! SO, review please! TBC!)
THE SEARCH FOR THE PLOT: (part three) A Rabid Dog from Outer Space (aka Pluto)
While Legolas was off looking at a poster of his double (orli), the rest of the fellowship was finding adventures elsewhere.
You see, a giant... animal walked up to them and started to hug Pippin. Pippin started screaming 'No, no! Argh, get it OFF ME!!!', so Merry began a hopeless wrestling match with the creature (which was a yellow dog).
Aragorn strode over and tried to help Merry get the creature off Pippin, but in comparison to the dog-thing, Pippin was tiny, and it was very slow- going.
So Galdalf muttered something cool in elvish, and the dog was blasted backwards. Aragorn held its arms behind its back as Boromir began the interrogation.
"What is your name?"
No answer.
"What is your quest?"
No answer.
"What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
"African or European swallow?"
"I don't know that!"
So, Boromir was sucked into that firey pit-thing. Aragorn looked at the tag around the dog's neck. "PLUTO", he read aloud.
"Isn't that in outer space?" asked Sam.
"Yes, I believe so," replied Gandalf.
So Aragorn chopped off the head of the rabid alien dog. But then realized it was a guy in a suit. So they all ran away quickly.
TO BE CONTINUED!
(A/N: Did you catch the Monty Python reference? It was the dialogue from the bridgekeeper in 'Holy Grail'. I'm going to put a Monty Python reference in each chapter, and if you catch it you........well you get to be special, now don't you. And you gain my respect. YAY! SO, review please! TBC!)
