A/N: Yay to everyone who caught the Monty Python reference. (Total - 2) There's another hidden in here, so spot and you get double kudos. And, yes, edgy wedgy, you get to be special. And no Sami, you do not.

THE SEARCH FOR THE PLOT: (part four) Park Security

Soon, Park Security found the body of the beheaded Pluto-impersonator. For some reason (to better the story and not make it entirely suckyful) they did not evacuate the park, nor close it for that matter. Instead, they found Legolas attempting to gouge Orlando Bloom's eyes out (in the poster, that is)

"Alright, Blondie, you're coming with us," announced one of the guard- dudes.

Legolas pulled out a knife and aimed it at them.

"Come on now, that's hardly fair," said the security guard, "Here, use this instead."

He tossed Legolas a banana, and Legolas looked at it unsurely and dropped his knife.

"Well, come on now! Run at me with the banana!"

Legolas did so, and the guard shot him through the chest.

"Well, what did you do that for?" asked a random passer-by.

"He attacked me with a banana."

"Well you told him to."

The security guard dropped his gun and ran away. Into that big lake- thingy. And drowned.

TO BE CONTINUED!