A/N: MP reference was Legolas and the banana thingy. Catch the one in this
chapter!
THE SEARCH FOR THE PLOT: (part five) The Castle Bridge
Meanwhile, the rest of the fellowship had split up. Another branch of park security found Aragorn "guarding" the castle bridge thingy. He was also roasting a duck on a nearby fire.
The security guards walked up to him.
"Excuse me, sir, but you can't roast a duck in the middle of the park."
"And why, may I ask, not?" asked Aragorn
"Of course you may ask, you just did! And because you can't have a fire, it's dangerous. And you're not supposed to kill the ducks, they belong to the park. Please come with us back to security. If you're lucky they won't press charges, though I'm certain they will."
But, a change had come over Aragorn.
"None shall pass," he proclaimed, holding his sword in front of him as the security guards came towards him. "None shall pass."
The security guard, who, for some reason, had a sword instead of a gun, pulled out his sword. They fought. Then they separated. "Fine, fine, we won't press charges."
But, Aragorn ran at him again. This time, the guard cut off Aragorn's arm. ('it was self-defense' he said, at a later date). They separated again.
"All right, are you finished yet?" asked the guard.
"It's only a scratch," said Aragorn, and ran at him again. This time, Aragorn lost both an arm and a leg. He attempted to kick the guard with his one good leg, but the guard lops it off. Then, the guards run away.
"Come back here, you yellow-bellied... I'll bite your kneecaps off!"
Then, he died of blood loss.
TBC
Fellowship Remaining: Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Gimli (all the short ones!)
Can y'all sense the pattern yet? Extra kudos 4 anyone who catches it!
THE SEARCH FOR THE PLOT: (part five) The Castle Bridge
Meanwhile, the rest of the fellowship had split up. Another branch of park security found Aragorn "guarding" the castle bridge thingy. He was also roasting a duck on a nearby fire.
The security guards walked up to him.
"Excuse me, sir, but you can't roast a duck in the middle of the park."
"And why, may I ask, not?" asked Aragorn
"Of course you may ask, you just did! And because you can't have a fire, it's dangerous. And you're not supposed to kill the ducks, they belong to the park. Please come with us back to security. If you're lucky they won't press charges, though I'm certain they will."
But, a change had come over Aragorn.
"None shall pass," he proclaimed, holding his sword in front of him as the security guards came towards him. "None shall pass."
The security guard, who, for some reason, had a sword instead of a gun, pulled out his sword. They fought. Then they separated. "Fine, fine, we won't press charges."
But, Aragorn ran at him again. This time, the guard cut off Aragorn's arm. ('it was self-defense' he said, at a later date). They separated again.
"All right, are you finished yet?" asked the guard.
"It's only a scratch," said Aragorn, and ran at him again. This time, Aragorn lost both an arm and a leg. He attempted to kick the guard with his one good leg, but the guard lops it off. Then, the guards run away.
"Come back here, you yellow-bellied... I'll bite your kneecaps off!"
Then, he died of blood loss.
TBC
Fellowship Remaining: Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Gimli (all the short ones!)
Can y'all sense the pattern yet? Extra kudos 4 anyone who catches it!
