A/N: Just letting y'all know, I haven't seen all the Monty Python episodes
either, and I haven't seen 'The Meaning of Life' yet. (I'm not
allowed......... evile parents!)
And, yes, the reference in the last chapter was, in fact, the entire thing.
Anywho, here is the next chapter.
THE SEARCH FOR THE PLOT: (part seven) How Not to be Seen
Sam found Frodo crouching behind a bush.
"What are you doing, mister Frodo?" asked Sam.
"Shhh!" said Frodo, "I'm practicing how not to be seen!"
"Why?" asked Sam, getting a bit closer.
"So people won't see me," replied Frodo irritably, trying to crawl away.
"But why don't you want to be seen?"
"So you won't harass me!"
Sam started crying. "You don't love me?"
"No!"
Sam ran away sobbing. Frodo found a different bush to crouch behind.
HOW NOT TO BE SEEN. *BANG* went Frodo's bush, and Frodo was dead.
Tbc
Have y'all gotten the pattern yet? Have I killed Gandalf yet? See y'all later!
And, yes, the reference in the last chapter was, in fact, the entire thing.
Anywho, here is the next chapter.
THE SEARCH FOR THE PLOT: (part seven) How Not to be Seen
Sam found Frodo crouching behind a bush.
"What are you doing, mister Frodo?" asked Sam.
"Shhh!" said Frodo, "I'm practicing how not to be seen!"
"Why?" asked Sam, getting a bit closer.
"So people won't see me," replied Frodo irritably, trying to crawl away.
"But why don't you want to be seen?"
"So you won't harass me!"
Sam started crying. "You don't love me?"
"No!"
Sam ran away sobbing. Frodo found a different bush to crouch behind.
HOW NOT TO BE SEEN. *BANG* went Frodo's bush, and Frodo was dead.
Tbc
Have y'all gotten the pattern yet? Have I killed Gandalf yet? See y'all later!
