Peggi: Okies, for the records, this is the first Invader Zim fic I've ever written, I hardly get the chance to watch it since Nickelodeon took it off-air, and I've only seen up to the first 9 episodes. So sue me if some of the info is wrong. . .I. . .didn't mean that literally. . .but if you DO sue me, I hope you enjoy the pocket lint you'll get. Since that's all I own. In other words, I don't own Invader Zim. Yes, this will be one of those 'annoying' O.C.-mary-sue things . . . but guess what? THEY'RE FUN TO WRITE! So deal with it, mortals.
Zim: Get on with the fanficion, you moronic pitiful human earth girl!
Legato: Finally someone agrees with me that she's moronic.
Peggi: Both of you shush or I'll lock you in a room filled with cute pink bunnies.
Zim and Legato: (shut up)
Peggi: Enjoy the fic!
CHAPTER ONE
It had been a very difficult day for both Zim and Dib. Dib had been very stressed out lately, and Zim was getting tired of his plans constantly being foiled by the . . . human. Zim had just gotten home from school to find GIR sitting on the sofa watching TV, as always. Zim growled slightly and walked up to the TV; there was a young girl on the screen who couldn't possibly have been much older than any of his classmates, and she was being interviewed by a bunch of reporters. Apparently, she was a gamer who had just won a very important tournament of some sort.
Zim didn't care why she was being televised; he shut the TV off and glared at GIR.
"GIR! MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL! Get off of the couch and help me reprogram this new nano-chip I've invented!" he ordered, dragging the robotic. . .dog. . .thingy behind him (a/n: I have no clue what GIR really is. . .so from now on, he shall be a robotic. . .dog. . .thingy, mk?)
For the rest of the night, Zim worked on his new nano-chip. The next day, he made his walk to school, not stopping for anything. When he arrived in Mrs. Bitters' class, Dib was sitting at his desk banging his head on the table top over and over again and so Zim walked up to him.
"Idiot human, is it brain damage you wish for?" Zim asked him, smirking when the boy lifted his head and simply pointed to a clutter of kids in the back.
They were surrounding what had, the day before, been an empty seat. Looking through a small space between two of the human children, Zim could see that someone was sitting at the not-so-empty-anymore desk. He walked up to the crowd quirking an eyebrow and shoving past some of the students in the back of the circle so he could make his way in. The girl who was sitting there was drawing something, but she pulled it away from sight as soon as Zim got there and looked around at the crowd of students.
"Have you nothing better to do then suffocate me with your interest?" the girl asked the students, and they stared at her like she was crazy. "In other words, get away from me. I do not wish to be bothered right now."
They all backed away; accept, of course, for Zim. He stared at her for a while, studying her. She had light blond hair with dark black highlights, icy blue eyes, and a smirk on her face.
"It's rude to stare." She informed Zim.
"You're the annoying TV human, aren't you?" he asked her, recognizing her from the interview GIR had been watching when he came home from school the day before.
"Yeah, I've been on TV before. What of it? Are you another fan looking for an autograph? Because I don't do autographs."
"Feh, I was simply trying to figure out where I had seen you from."
Zim returned to his seat, passing by Dib who was still banging his head on his desk, which made Zim stare at him with his head tilted slightly. Mrs. Bitters began her lecture on . . . something; Zim wasn't really sure, and finally it was time for recess. Zim walked out, avoiding the children, and sat down on the steps, pulling out what looked like a laptop only very small, and began designing a new air craft for himself after GIR ruined his last one. When he looked up, he saw Dib sitting on the bench kicking at the dirt below him.
'Heh, pitiful earth worm with no friends.' Zim thought to himself, smirking. Then, realization hit. 'Wait just a minute . . . why isn't he trying to make me miserable!' Zim was suddenly a bit unsettled. Normally the Dib human would be tormenting him, and yet for the past fifteen minutes, Zim had been left completely alone!
Zim looked back up and saw Dib staring at a piece of paper, a worried expression on his face. Just then, the new girl walked up to him and sat down. Zim couldn't hear what they were saying, but lip-read as much as he could. The girl had asked him what was wrong and he showed her the piece of paper that he was holding. She set it down on the table next to the bench and pulled Dib into a hug. Zim gagged at the sight, and when the whistle blew for them all to go back inside, Zim ran up to the table Dib had been at. When Dib had rushed off to class, he had abandoned the piece of paper. Zim looked at it, and an evil smirk crossed his face.
"So, the Dib-human failed his test." The only noise on the playground was the maniacal laughing of Zim, who had just found the ultimate black-mail on his rival.
END OF CHAPTER ONE!
Peggi: okay well just for those of you who might have noticed, I am revising a lot of parts to this fic because of errors, so if you find any, please let me know. As far as the fic goes, in future chapters there will be references to parts of other animes, for example: Duel Monsters from Yu-Gi-Oh! will be mentioned at one point. For those of you who don't watch those animes, fear not, because explanations will be given at the end of the chapter.
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