The Dynamic duo are in a Mr. B Taxi
'Ooh Hello sirs. Thank you seeing Mr. B. My claim to fame is driving Mr. Peter Kay.'
'Good for you (whispering) what on earth happened to our bus, Starsky? When we got off the plane we were told that Hawkes Tours was a good reliable bus company.'
'I wonder where the bus is now.'
On the Hard Shoulder of the M25, 4 hours ago. Colin the bus driver is having problems.
'Damn bus. I need to call Dave Hawkes, tell him what happened.' (dials phone which is spluttering smoke)
'Hello Ladsss, Dave Hawkes speaking, how can I help you?'
'It's Colin, the bus has blown up again!'
'Dispose of it ladsss. I don't know...er...chuck it in the river or something.'
'Ok. Well done lads' (COUGH WHEEZE!!!!)
Back in the Taxi
'OHH NO!'
'What's wrong Mr. B?'
'I don't know, I just felt like saying that'
(whispering) 'Hutch, how much further to Dover?'
'I dunno, a mile or so?'
'OK, there are some lights up ahead. Lets leave a bit of cash and do a runner. I've had enough of this man'
'Yeah OK. 3...2...1...GO GO GO!'
Starsky and Hutch flee the car into the woods.
'Ahh dammit, we forgot to leave him money'
'Oh well'
Back at the M25, 5 minutes after the call was made
'Chuck it in the RIVER!!! ARGGH, ptup.'
The bus rolls into the river and floats off.
Back dahn Saath
(panting) Hey, Hutch, how long did you say it was to Dover?'
'A mile'
'And how long have we been walking?'
'Three hours'
'What was that?'
'Three hours.'
'Three hours to walk a mile. I DON'T THINK THAT WE WERE A MILE AWAY FROM DOVER!'
'I did say a mile or so'
'Well, anyway we've just arrived at the port, and the ferry left an hour ago.'
'Yeah we really messed up, didn't we?'
'No you messed u...hey what's that in the river?'
'It's a floating bus'
'If it can float in a shallow river, it means that it can float in the sea. Hey wait a minute...are you thinking what I'm thinking?'
'What, that that bus is a pile of junk?'
'Well, yeah, but I meant we could use it as a boat.'
'Hey, good thinking Starsky. Now if we're quick...'
They jump inside the bus
'Tickets please.'
'Who the hell are you?'
'Colin the Hawkes Tours Bus Driver.'
'Oh right. When's the next stop then?'
'Err, Clifford's Island.'
'That's strangely convenient. How much is a ticket?'
'I don't know, I haven't done this route before. Hang on, I'll phone my bus, I...I mean boss.'
The phone rings
'What is it now Colin, ladssss?'
'How much are two tickets to Clifford's Island?'
'I don't know, £2 for both?'
'That'll do. Well done lads!'
'Byeee, ladsss, ah byeee!'
Cuts off phone
'Right then, next stop Clifford's Island!'
What will happen next in this amazing (ahem) saga!?!?
