The Secret Lives of Inuyasha
Author's Note: Now people, please do not bombard me with hate mail if I spoof one of your favorite characters very badly. I will be doing this for fun, with no intention to offend anyone.
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha for his friends.
A youkai with long, silver hair lay on his bed, asleep. He slept on a long, fluffy scarf related object. Slowly, he felt the light pouring on his face and opened his eyes a slit. He saw his pink walls and his life size model of Kagura, which was positioned directly across from his bed. Yes, Sesshomaru, the demon lord, had woken up for the day.
Sesshomaru groaned slightly and pushed himself out of bed. He was wearing his favorite, pink, soft, Care Bear pajamas. He walked to his French inspired bathroom and peeled off his pajamas. He turned on the tap of his tub and smiled silently as hot water poured from it. He got in and sat for a while, making sure he used his special shampoo. Finally he jumped out and put on his pink robe. Calmly, he walked over to his pink dressing table and picked up his pink brush. It had several strands of hair in it. He began to brush his hair, hoping that today, he could finally do 100 strokes. 1... 2... 3...
Sesshomaru finished brushing his hair. It was smooth, silky, and wonderfully shiny. He climbed into his normal outfit and sighed. This wasn't his real self. But if he wanted any respect, he would have to pretend he was the smooth, handsome, and slightly cold demon whose only soft spot was for a kawaii little girl who spoke in third person. Sesshomaru snapped his fingers, and the walls turned white, and all traces of care bears had disappeared. He turned towards the door and began to step out of the room. With one last, fond look at his bedroom, he started down the stairs.
