This is a story that is written by two people. We do not own anything recognizable as LOTR therefore all you pesky lawyers... Get Lost!

Two teenage girls are swimming in their pool. They are both seventeen and are LOTR fanatics. They are about to get the surprise of their lives.

"Alexandria are you up to a few laps around the pool?" she asks as
she walks up to the pool. Alexandria looks up.

"Uhh...duh raven, that's why I'm in the pool!" she smiles and looks at
her sister's swimsuit. Raven gives her a strange look, "what?"

"We're wearing opposite bikinis again. You in black and me in white."
She stated with yet another grin. Raven rolls her eyes, "lets just
swim okay?"
Alexandria merely dives under the water in response. As she surfaces
she hears her sister calling and looks towards her," what did ya say?"

"I said, do you want to race?" she restated as she got in the water.
Alexandria smiles and agrees," but only if you help me with fencing
afterwards."

"Deal." Both go to the edge of the pool, "okay, you know the drill,
first one to the other side wins." Raven says as she moves into
position, "on your mark, get set, GO!" both take off under the water.
Both continued to swim on for a while until a thought hit them both,
where is the wall?! Alexandria stops and grabs her sister and they
surface. They look around to see a forest scene around them and
Alexandria pipes up, "hold up," she says with a panicked expression on
her face," we don't have trees anywhere near our house." Raven is
about to respond when a whistle followed by an arrow lands between
them in the water.

A male voice cry's out from the shore, and the girls take off.
Re – surfacing behind a rock all they hear is quiet. Suddenly both of
the girls are plucked out of the water by strong arms. They are turned
around to face their captors. Holding them are two tall beings with
light hair. Alexandria immediately recognizes one of them. "Holy
Crap! Your Haldir!" An arrow shoved into her face met her outburst.
While the first guy is distracted, Raven stomps on her captor's foot
and is released.

"If you're not fond of the idea of losing both of your hands, I would
suggest lowering your weapon." She told the first man "we don't mean
any harm to you, we just want to know where we are, now lower you
weapon!" she shouted

As he lowered his bow Alexandria smacked him across the face.
Outraged she spoke "Didn't your parents ever teach you how to treat a
woman. My god it's like chivalry never existed!" Raven stifled her
laugh.

"What woman, I don't see one..." Haldir states, looking around. Raven
just laughs at the look on her sister's face.

"That one I can agree with!" she manages between laughs. Alexandria
blushes terribly. Looking toward Haldir she began "I'll deal with
you later."

She turned to her sister with a murderous look on her face. She
grabs three sticks off the ground and throws one to Raven. "I'll wipe
that grin off your face you bloody brat! I challenge you to a duel!"

She lunges at her sister, a stick in each hand. She tries to
land her first blow but is blocked. She tries again and is successful.
Raven moves to swing and knocks Alexandria off her feet. Alexandria
flips up only to be caught by a pair of strong arms.

"That's enough from the both of you." Haldir says. Alexandria
struggles against him, wanting to finish her fight. Haldir soon tires
of this useless struggle and heaves her over his shoulder.

"No me gusta Haldir. Yo detesto Haldir. Me encanta Haldir.
Haldir es muy caliente." Haldir ignores her cries, as Alexandria grins
mischievously at her sister. Reaching a hand up she smacks his butt.

Surprised he drops her as she runs towards her sister ready to
continue her fight. Haldir, however recovered from the surprise grabs
her around the waist. He traps her arms and tosses her over his
shoulder again.

The second man, who was forgotten by raven, snuck up behind raven,
only to get hit in the knee with the stick she held, "I'll walk thank
you very much, but if you don't trust me you may keep hold of my arm
if you'd like." She states with a tone of authority. He looks at her
for a moment and then takes hold of her arm. They all began walking.
It was silent for a while, when Haldir spoke from the lead,

"What are your names, m'ladies? And what is your purpose here?" he
asked, looking more at raven.

"I'm raven, and as for why we are here, well, we would like to know
where here is in the first place if you don't mind." She asks in a
sarcastic tone. He gives her a strange look.

"We are in the golden wood, m'lady, and may I ask your name m'lady?"
he asks, looking ahead with a quick glance to the side as a blush
stains his pale face.

"I'm Alexandria, Raven's younger sister. But only by 2 minutes."
Haldir looks back at Raven "but how is that possible Lady Alexandria,
when you are an elf and Lady Raven is Human?" he looks at raven
suspiciously. He then stops for a moment and then looks back at
raven," I have received word from the lady to confirm your sibling
connection." He says and turns and starts to walk again.

Raven stops and look to the both of them," the lady?!" they turn to
her and nod. She begins to back away, "no way, nada, nope, not gonna
happen, niet, I thank you for the fun time but we must be going now!"
she breaks away from the first guy-er elf and knocks Haldir over,
freeing her sister," come on lets go!" They both take off in the
opposite direction of the two elves. They continue running till they
come across a small clearing and stop for a break. A loud guttural
sound came from behind them. Turning they are faced by the most ugly
sight they have ever seen.

There are twelve orcs standing in a circle surrounding the
girls. Looking towards her sister Alexandria whispers "Let's drop
kick these butt ugly things." Raven nods as they both leap up. They
are successful in knocking two of the twelve orcs out. The two girls
split up and continue using karate since they have no weapons.
Alexandria whistles for her sister as all the orcs come running
towards her. Seeing Alexandria in trouble she throws a rock at the
nearest orc's head. "Lay off my sister you ugly oaf!" As Alexandria
knocks out her last orc she runs to her sisters aid. Seeing that Raven
was on the ground with a sword poised over her. She screamed and threw
her body over ravens as the sword plunged down. Suddenly the elves
rush in and kill the orcs. Looking toward Raven they rush over. "Alex
no... you can't die! Why did you do that?"

Alexandria looked up from her position on the ground. "Cuz I
love ya sis. I couldn't stand you getting hurt." Tears were rolling
down both the girl's faces as Haldir spoke. "She has been stabbed
with a poisoned blade, we have to get her to Lorien. I will take her
alone since it will be faster. Rumil will escort Lady Raven."

Haldir bent and picked up the frail bloody form off the ground.
Tucking his cloak around her he began to run. As they reached the
city's borders Alexandria spoke "Haldir... I'm sorry for what I've
done. Don't leave me I don't want to be alone."

For the first time in a century a female saddened Haldir. "You
are forgiven Lady Alexandria. I will not leave your side."

Alex managed a weak smile and spoke again. "Tell my sister I
will always be with her." As she finished saying this her eyes slowly
closed.

Haldir looked down then ran straight to the healing houses.

Ok, sorry everyone for the crappy chapter but it is the first. Ok,
well stay tuned for the next chapter. And review please! I will shower
everyone in invisible chocolate. Oh and when Alex is rambling over
Haldir's shoulder she is saying I don't like Haldir, I detest Haldir,
I love Haldir, Haldir is hot. It's in Spanish.