American Idiot

By SonguzRooel9987

Disclaimer: I don't own TT or GD!

AN: I herd this song and thought how kawai it would be if Star sung it.

Starfire was singing a most pleasing song. She had heard it in Friend Raven's room the previous night while they were performing the ritual of 'speaking of the womens'. It was a most amusing song with an agreeable rhythm.

Star bobbed her head as she sung to herself.

Don't want to be an American idiot.
Don't want a nation that under the new media.
And can you hear the sound of hysteria?
The subliminal mindfuck America.

She couldn't understand why Raven had been so quiet when she had started to sing the song but she would not let it trouble her there were many things about her friend that continued to puzzle her. All Starfire knew was that she would take up Friend Raven's suggestion to sing the song as much and as loud as possible.

Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
Well that's enough to argue.

On her way to the kitchen Starfire passed Beast Boy and Cyborg who were engaged in their favorite pastime of playing the gamingstation. Their loud jubilant yelling and exultations quieted as they heard the lyrics to Starfire's song and recognized them.

"Uh, Star, maybe you want to come and sit with us and play the GameStation? It'd be really fun and there are plenty of new songs for you to learn to sing, how 'bout it?"

"No thank you, Friend Cyborg. But if you would direct me to the last place you saw Friend Robin I would be most appreciative."

"Sure Star, last time I saw Robin he was talking to Mayor Hayden in the Control Room."

"Thank you dear friends. I shall take my leave and see you all another time." Starfire left the room giddy with rapturous joy. 'Now, where did I leave off...?'

"Alien nation...ah yes."

Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.

"What the hell did you tell her that for, BB?! Robin's going to flip when he hears her!"

"I know dude! That's the best part; come on pull up the cameras I'll get the popcorn and drinks this should be a good show." Beast Boy shifted into a cheetah and hauled ass over to the kitchen.

Cyborg shook his head and pulled up the cameras from the Control Room. As long as Robin didn't find out who had told Starfire where to go he didn't have a problem with enjoying the Boy Wonder's suffering.

We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
Well that's enough to argue.

Approaching the Control Room Starfire raised her voice. Robin always appreciated it when she sang. He had told her so on numerous occasions.

Well maybe I'm the faggot America.
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda.
Now everybody do the propaganda.
And sing along in the age of paranoia.

In the Control Room Robin was conversing with the Mayor via the large video screen. His eyes grew large behind his mask. He had first heard Starfire's voice loudly singing, and then he had heard the actually lyrics and the firmer than usual set of the Mayor's jaw informed Robin that the other man had as well.

Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
Well that's enough to argue.

'When on Earth was Star going to actually make it to the control room? What was she doing, walking as slowly as possible to prolong my suffering?'

Don't want to be an American idiot.
One nation controlled by the media.
Information age of hysteria.
It's going out to idiot America.

Robin almost breathed a sigh of relief. He was pretty sure that the song was coming to a close but still he had to get out there and stop Star's singing before he could even think about playing kissass with the Mayor for damage control.

"Mayor Hayden, if you would excuse me for a moment. I have to have a talk with a guest at the Tower"

"Indeed." The gruff man grunted as Robin left the room. 'Thank God he bought it; maybe this won't be so bad after all.'

Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
Well that's enough to argue.

Star finished her song as she rounded the last corridor and saw Robin coming her way.

"Friend Robin was my song not most joyous!?"

"No Star, actually it wasn't." Starfire's lower lip began to tremble and Robin was quick to begin backpedaling "You're singing was very good as usual Star it's just that that particular song isn't all that good."

Starfire was not appeased. "I do not understand, Robin. Friend Raven didn't say there was anything wrong with the song. Was she incorrect?"

'Raven!? Oh she would pay. Oh how she would pay.'

"Yes Star, Raven was wrong. I'll have a talk with her about it later. How about you come with me while I finish with the Mayor and then you and I will take everyone else out for pizza?"

"That is most agreeable Robin! I am in a state of hunger most fierce so let us make haste!"

Robin was once again standing in front of the Mayor trying to finish the conversation as quickly as possible. He heard Star's feet tapping impatiently in the background and knew she was quickly becoming bored.

"...and that is everything, Mayor. Thank you for your time."

"Thank you Robin. You and your Titans are a model for today's youth—"

The Mayor cut himself off; distracted by loud humming...it was Starfire.

".......Hmm hmm hmmmm hmmm Fuck America!"

Robin sweatdropped. It was going to be a long day after all.

AN: Poor Roby-poo! How mean are Raven n BB? See they belong together!

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A/N: I really have nothing against songfics. I have read some that were really good and blended in seamlessly with the story, but I have also read one too many that were either horrible or the song was something completely out of character for the character to either be singing or listening to.

Next chapter I attack the overly Goth and depressed portrayals of Raven.