Tidus and the Evil Blob of Doom

Disclaimer: I do not own FFX.

Yup, thanks to an evil blob, Tidus becomes stupider than he already is, Yuna starts PMS-ing, Rikku forgets how to speak English, and Seymour thinks he's turning into a Chocobo. RANDOM GOODNESS! Yup, you can tell how extremely bored I was when I wrote this...

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"...And so, when the blob, the blob, and the blobby blob got together and formed a big blob, the whole world was covered in blob and we all turned blobby!"

"TIDUS!!! SHUT UP ABOUT THE BLOBS ALREADY!!!!" screamed Yuna, "WE'RE TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT THE FREAKIN' BLOBS!!!!"

"Pid Yuna," protested Rikku, "Dra pmupc yna luum! Dra fruma funmt najumjac ynuiht pmupc! Ruf LUIMT oui tecnacbald dra fuhtanvim pmuppehacc uv dra pmupc!?"

"See?" said Tidus with a smirk, "Rikku appreciates the blobby blobs."

"Oac," agreed Rikku, "Pmupc yna luum."

"RIKKU, STOP SPEAKING FREAKIN' AL BHED!!!"

"Pid E vunkud ruf du cbayg Ahkmecr!" Rikku protested.

"Blitzball?" asked Wakka, "Blitzball blitzball blitz?"

"UR HU FA'NA YMM KUEHK CAHEMA!!!" screeched Rikku. At that moment, Seymour ran by screaming "WARK!!!!"

Rikku raised one eyebrow. "Fryd'c fedr res?"

You know," said Lulu, "I'd answer you but I don't know a word of Al Bhed."

Rikku grinned and replied, "E TUH'D AEDRAN!!! ...Fyed...dryd'c hud nekrd..."

Auron hiccupped and said, "Heh heh...that's funny..."

Seymour ran up to them and screamed "WARK WARK WARRRK!"

"He says he's turning into a chocobo," said Tidus.

"You speak Chocobo language?" asked Lulu.

Tidus nodded.

"E TU DUU!!!" screeched Rikku.

"Wark! Wark wark wark wark WAAAAAAARK!" explained Seymour.

"He says that the all powerful blob of doom is making our lives all go upside down," said Tidus.

"DRAH FA SICD TACDNUO DRA AJEM PMUPPO PMUP DU KAD UIN MEJAC PYLG, AJAH EV ED SAYHC DAYSEHK IB FEDR SEYMOUR!!!!" screamed Rikku.

"Blitzball?" asked Wakka, looking around.

"And exactly who Is this all-powerful blob?" questioned Lulu.

"Wark," replied Seymour.

"Tromell's little sister," Tidus translated.

Lulu raised one eyebrow.

"DRYD GET EC KUEHK TUFH!!!!" shouted Rikku.

"Wark wark wark...." sighed Seymour.

Tidus raised one eyebrow and said, "He wants to join our party."

"PID RA'C UIN SUNDYM AHASO!!!!" protested Rikku.

"I know, Rikku," said Tidus, shaking his head, "But he hates being messed up as much as we do. We've gotta turn things right again. Then we can go back to hating Seymour, and Seymour can go back to hating us."

"Wark," Seymour agreed.

So together, they all set off towards Guadosalam. Tromell's little sister was going down.

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Chibi Seymour: That was AWFUL!!!

DON'T BLAME ME!!!! BLAME THE BOREDNESS!!!!

Chibi Seymour: . . I blaaaaaaaaaame you...

THAT'S IT!!! uses Super Author Powers

Chibi Seymour: ...Wark?

So, as always, plz review!!!