Title: Escape Tactics (5/5)
Author: Mistress Tsunami )
Archive: If you wan, just ask, although I dun kno why you would wan Pairings: 2x5, 1x5, 1x2x5, 3x4 Warnings: Umm...just general wierdness? I had nothing better to do kinda wierdness? Really...umm, strange wierdness? Rating: G Feedback: see this? it's an ice cream gun. it goes off in yo face if you don't give me feedback.
Notes: scene change. BOOM emphasis.
Escape Tactics 5/5
"I still can't believe you guys thought that I'd do something like that."
"Duo, give it a rest."
"Never, 'Fei, never."
"Um...Fei?"
"Yeah, Hee-chan?"
"You could put me down now."
"And why would I ever want to do that?"
"So we can get our revenge on Duo and show him why we were so...um...drastic and so I can finally kiss him."
(Insert sounds of Duo choking.)
"Not if I get there first."
(Choking continues, followed by an absolute silence where you can almost hear the disbelief.)
"Wu-man! That's no fair! I want Duo!"
"That was so out of character for you, Heero. And Wufei? I'm beginning to worry."
"He doesn't know how nice a threesome could be, does he, 'Fei?"
"I don't think so. We should show him."
"We should."
"After all, it's only fair."
"Do you think Duo'll ever take my advice and put the moves on those other two?"
"Why Zechs, I don't know what you mean..."
"Trieze..."
"Care to make a bet?"
"On what?"
"How long it takes the othertwo to make a move on Duo."
"How much?"
"Two hundred."
"Certainly. Two months."
"Negitive ten minutes."
"Huh?"
"Look out the window."
"...Damn..."
"They've been like that for a while now, do you think that I should send out pilot four with firewood, or do you think they'll be warm ehough?"
"They'll be warm for a while...Damn..."
"You've said that."
"I know, but it doesn't really cover it..."
"Hm?"
"I didn't know toungues could go that deep...and bodies do not naturally bend that way!"
"Oh my."
"Maybe you should give them blankets instead."
"Nah, the view might just boost some of the female staff morale."
"And some male, for that matter...got a camera on them yet?"
"As always."
"I want a copy."
Author: Mistress Tsunami )
Archive: If you wan, just ask, although I dun kno why you would wan Pairings: 2x5, 1x5, 1x2x5, 3x4 Warnings: Umm...just general wierdness? I had nothing better to do kinda wierdness? Really...umm, strange wierdness? Rating: G Feedback: see this? it's an ice cream gun. it goes off in yo face if you don't give me feedback.
Notes: scene change. BOOM emphasis.
Escape Tactics 5/5
"I still can't believe you guys thought that I'd do something like that."
"Duo, give it a rest."
"Never, 'Fei, never."
"Um...Fei?"
"Yeah, Hee-chan?"
"You could put me down now."
"And why would I ever want to do that?"
"So we can get our revenge on Duo and show him why we were so...um...drastic and so I can finally kiss him."
(Insert sounds of Duo choking.)
"Not if I get there first."
(Choking continues, followed by an absolute silence where you can almost hear the disbelief.)
"Wu-man! That's no fair! I want Duo!"
"That was so out of character for you, Heero. And Wufei? I'm beginning to worry."
"He doesn't know how nice a threesome could be, does he, 'Fei?"
"I don't think so. We should show him."
"We should."
"After all, it's only fair."
"Do you think Duo'll ever take my advice and put the moves on those other two?"
"Why Zechs, I don't know what you mean..."
"Trieze..."
"Care to make a bet?"
"On what?"
"How long it takes the othertwo to make a move on Duo."
"How much?"
"Two hundred."
"Certainly. Two months."
"Negitive ten minutes."
"Huh?"
"Look out the window."
"...Damn..."
"They've been like that for a while now, do you think that I should send out pilot four with firewood, or do you think they'll be warm ehough?"
"They'll be warm for a while...Damn..."
"You've said that."
"I know, but it doesn't really cover it..."
"Hm?"
"I didn't know toungues could go that deep...and bodies do not naturally bend that way!"
"Oh my."
"Maybe you should give them blankets instead."
"Nah, the view might just boost some of the female staff morale."
"And some male, for that matter...got a camera on them yet?"
"As always."
"I want a copy."
