DISCLAIMER: I do not own Gundam Wing or the Gundam Wing cast and I have no great wish to. I like it very much but I would not want to own it. There are a few things I wouldn't mind owning, but Gundam Wing is not one of them.

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Everyone was sitting around comfortably in the back yard waiting for everyone else to arrive. Quatre was on the grill cooking the food. Duo was distracting him and putting extra hot sauce on the food. Trowa was setting up the tables for the barbeque. WuFei was eating potato chips lazily. And the rest of the mansions workers were sitting about listening to the radio.

Une, Sally, and Noin walked into the back yard. All carrying a platter of food brought for the get together.

"Une! Sally! Noin! I am glad that you could make it! Where is Zechs? Wasn't he coming with you?" Quatre looked around.

"He's here. He went off in search of Heero. I suppose I should go look for him." Noin sat the food down on the table and walked off in search of him.

"Oye! Ladies! Would you like some punch?" Duo grinned and offered some glasses of drink.

Sally shook her head. "No thanks. Maybe later." She walked over to WuFei and snatched a chip out of his fingers. "These things are unhealthy for you, you know?" And ate the chip herself, ignoring the glare she got from him.

"Thank you Duo, I could use a drink." Une took a glass from him and drank it quickly. "That long ride here made me thirsty." Duo shrugged and handed her the other glass as well.

MEANWHILE, IN A FAMILIAR ROOM NEXT TO AN OLD RADIO TOWER. . .

Zechs walked into the small dimly lit room of the small building that was in Quatre's back yard. He flipped a few switches looking for a light. A small red light turned on overhead and lit the room. He looked about the room, a lot of old CD's and equipment was scattered about the room. "Heero? Are you in here? I'm ready for that rematch at chess. I will defeat you this time."

He noticed a microphone sitting at a desk with a lot of old looking equipment. He sat down and moved the microphone over to his mouth.

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Duo was flipping radio stations looking for something good when he came to a familiar sound. A voice picked up on the radio.

"I am Zechs Merquise. Obviously the best looking of the Gundam Wing cast. As I get more fan mail than anyone else." Zechs said proudly.

Quatre and Trowa walked over to Duo to hear what he was listening to.

"I personally think I should have been made the sole star of the show. I try to tell the animators how much more popular the show would have been if they did. But did they listen? Noooooooooooooooooooooo." Zechs whined terribly.

(Footsteps approaching) "That explains why you never really liked Heero very much." Noin spoke up. "Come on, Honey Bunny."

"You know how I feel about that name." Zechs groaned.

"I know. But now that we are going out, I now have that option to call you what ever nick name I want. Honey Bunny." Noin said sarcastically

"Then does that give me the ability to call you what ever nick name I choose for you?"

"Nope. No names that are displeasing and haven't been approved by the girlfriend. Its written in the book." Noin sounded very sure of herself.

"What book?" Zechs asked curiously.

"The unwritten book of love." Silence. "Hey? Is that a Brittany Spears CD?" Noin asked curiously.

"Yes. I've been meaning to ask WuFei if I could borrow it." Zechs put the CD in and a song immediately started playing. Noin and Zechs both started singing to it.

"Oops, I did it again. . ." Noin and Zechs.

Duo looked over at Quatre and Trowa, who both sweat dropped. "Oye, I would never have pegged Zechs as a karaoke fan."

(Zechs and Noin finished the song and left) Silence. (Footsteps approaching)

"Noin? Where is everory body? (hiccups) Where'ered everyone go? (hiccups)" sounds of more hiccupping, Une sat down in the chair. "Ooooohhhhh. What's this?" Une put in a CD and Metallica music started playing.

"F it all and no regrets. I hit the lights on these dark sets."
"I need a voice to let myself, to let myself go free."

Une in the background. "WOO YEAY!" Une screamed. (Sound of furniture being thrown about.)

"F it all, fin' no regrets."
"I hit the lights on these dark sets."
"Medallion noose, I hang myself,"
"Saint Anger 'round my neck."

The song finished and Une sighed. "Whew. I needed that. After all those years of listening to Trieze's classical and instrumental music."

"Now only two things left to do. One, get some more of this delightful punch that Duo gave me. (Hiccups) And two, find that little "hottie" Trowa. Look out world, I'm feeling lucky!"

Quatre looked at Duo, horrified. "Punch, Duo?"

Duo grinned sheepishly and rubbed the back of his neck. "Well, there is punch in it as well. Come on! I wanted the people here to lighten up a bit! I didn't think she would be a party animal!"

They looked at Trowa and sweat dropped. Remembering what she said. Trowa, surprisingly enough, blushed a little. But they weren't sure if it was because of what Une had said, or because he was holding an empty glass of Duo's punch in his hand.

Then, Trowa did something even more surprising. He stood up and smiled slightly. Intertwining his fingers, he stretched his arms and cracked his knuckles before walking in the direction of the radio tower.

"Hey Quatre, you don't think. . ." Duo began.

"I don't want to think right now, Duo." Quatre held his hand in his head and looked up when another sound on the radio picked up.

(Sounds of footsteps approaching.) "WuFei, where are you, coward! Yesh. Put him in a life or death situation. . .he's fine! Show him a needle, and he runs away like Maxwell. Weak yatsu." Sally pocked around the room.

"Oye! Wu-man is afraid of needles!" Duo cracked up laughing.

"Duo. . ." A threatening WuFei said behind him. Duo looked around him slowly. WuFei was standing there with his Katana already out.

"eep!" Duo squeaked.

"Are you out there WuFei? I'm calling you out!" She stopped yelling in the microphone and took on a pleasant tone of voice.

"Or maybe I could bribe you? I could take you out to dinner? A movie perhaps? Maybe, a romantic stroll down the beach at sunset? Just you, me, and your. . ."Kitana?" Her voice became very suggestive. "That would be the day."

"Dinner for two lit by candlelight? Some Brittany Spears music to set the mood? Of course, It always depends on what mood we're in."

WuFei's face became very, very red, in the process of standing there and listening to her talk. Duo and Quatre both had their hands over their mouths and both were turning purple. Trying not to laugh out loud in front of WuFei, for fear of his katana. And his "Katana."

"If nothing else, I can have Heero knock you unconscious and Releena can fix your hair."

WuFei made a dead run as fast as he could toward the radio station. A few seconds later on the radio. . .

"YES! YES! DINNER! MOVIE! BEACH! ANYTHING BUT THAT LAST ONE!" WuFei yelled over the radio.

"Eh?"

Duo and Quatre couldn't hold it any longer and burst out laughing and rolling on the ground. Both holding their guts and laughing so hard they were crying.

Until they heard Heero mumbling over the radio. (Sounds of many female voices talking) Quatre identified the voices as four of his maids at the mansion. The sounds of gulping and drinking glasses being clinked together was heard in the background. Duo's punch bottles.

"Wow, Heero! You have such a BIG Gundam!" One of the maids exclaimed. The other giggled in the background.

"Mission completed." Was all that Heero said before the radio station turned off.

Duo and Quatre looked at each other questioningly. The same question burned on the others mind. Did Heero. . .? "Naaahhh!" They both said and shook their heads.