How To Take Over The World 101

It was a peaceful morning in the 439 mountain district. Part of this peacefulness probably had something to do with the fact that there was only one house in the area but I digress. Now on this peaceful morning we had our hero (er...well...at least right now he's a hero) was doing his routine morning stretches.

"Gohan, breakfast is almost ready. Hurry and get dressed for school so your not late today." yelled his mother from the fifty yard distance from the house. A moment after the call was made the young man was already in the door and down the hall towards the bedroom he shared with his adorable little brother. As he walked into the room Goten was just tying the sash of his gi.

"Hurry Gohan I'm hungry," Goten hollered as he ran towards the kitchen. Gohan being the considerate person he is (altough we all really know it was just because he was hungry) got changed for school in record time.

After breakfast our young hero (again at least right now) took off for the torcher chamber of doom that most people call school.

"Hey Gohan, you made it on time." Erasa a ditsy, daft, dense airhead. (just call her the triple D) She as usual started flirt with Gohan just as he stepped into the classroom. Just as she was about to strike up a conversation (about shopping I'm sure) their history teacher stepped into the class for their first period of the day.

"Good morning class today we are starting the segment I'm sure you've all been waiting for. Takeovers of the last century. Now in this segment we will cover not only continental takeovers but also global takeovers as well.

We're going to start with known tyrants such as The Ox King, The Red Ribbon Army, and The Evil King Piccolo. We will also discuss the different aliens that have landed on the planet a little over ten years ago who was defeated by the Earth's Special Forces lead by the martial artist Yajirobe. Now get out your books and turn to page 332 we shall start with the Ox King." the teacher said in the tone all teachers use when teaching.

'Oh boy.' Gohan thought while turning to the correct page. 'Do I WANT to know how grandpa was percieved in the history books? I've got a feeling I'm not gonna be able to look at him for a long while without laughing.'

"Now who knows anything about the Ox King.....Anybody....Okay Tanaka what do you know?"

"He was one of the most feared tyrants of his time and had a daughter who was very ferocious and could take down a dinosaur with one blow." said Tanaka the resident bug geek (we conviently borrowed him from Pretear go buy it now available from ADV).

'My moms not that scary.' Gohan thought while trying to reign in his laughter.

"Very good. How about you Gohan what do you know?"

"Huh? Me? Uh...well...Oh he was trained by the great Muten Roshi and lived atop Mt Frypan." Gohan said not wanting to give away the fact that he probaly knew more about the Ox King than the history books.

"Yeah right Nerd-Boy the great Muten Roshi never took many students and was rumored to only take honest people he wouldn't train somebody like that even if he could find him." Sharpner interrupted showing his martial arts knowlege. "That has to be just a silly rumor."

As luck would have it the bell chose that moment to ring. (Brrriiiinnnggg bbbrrriiiinnnngggg bbbbbrrrrriiiiinnngggg.) The rest of the day went by in a blur that has nothing to do with this story. As they were all getting ready to leave for the day Sharpner started a discussion that would lead Gohan down a path of evil. (Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha)

"Its to bad Hercule wasn't able to meet most of those tyrants we talked about. Then we never would have to worry about them. He would make sure they were taken care of for good. Right Babe" Sharpner stated probably trying to win brownie points with Videl (although we all know how well that works hehehe)

"Stop calling me that Sharpner. Although you are right about my dad. He's probably the reason they havn't tried anything since the Cell Games. After all The Ox King is still alive and I hear The Evil King Piccolo had a son who also tried taking over the world and that he's still living on earth to this very day." Videl responded.

"You're right and don't forget nobody knows what happened to those aliens." Erasa jumped in while looking over to Gohan to see if he caught her smart moment.

"I don't think Hercules the reason they havn't tried to take over the world guys maybe they all just had a change of heart." Gohan said in defense for his family and freinds. "I'm sure somebody could take over the world with the right amount of brains and brawns with Hercule here. No offense to your dad Videl."

"Ha! Yeah right Gohan I don't think so." Videl said haughtily.

"Well I could probably do it if I wanted to so who's to say somebody else couldn't as well." Gohan replied put out by Videl's attitude.

"Yeah right. If you want me to believe that your gonna have to prove it. Go on I DARE you." Videl replied not used to having somebody stand up to her.

"Uh.......What's a dare?" Gohan asked in a confused manner.

"Geeze, country boys, a dare is when your challenged to do something Gohan," Erasa explained."You have to except it if you want to keep your rep up."

"What rep Erasa?" Sharpner asked snidely hoping to upset Gohan.

"Stuff it Sharpner" Erasa yelled in defense of her crush.

"Well I'm not sure what a rep is but I do know what a challenge is so I accept. Since its Friday I should be able to have the world taken over by the end of the weekend so I can still be in school on Monday and Mom doesn't get mad." Gohan said confidently as he strode away from the three gaping freinds to find a place to take off to go see Piccolo about taking over the world.

"Yeah ssuuuuurrree." all three exclaimed as they snapped out of their stupor.

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This fic was co-autored by Usagi1313 and GGMaxwell. We do not own Dragonball Z but wished we did because I'm sure that he is very very RICH.

GG: Please forgive my sister for her stupidity. Any words that are spelled wrong are done so on purpose, since she thinks those certain words are ugly if they are spelled right.

Usa: NYAAAAA you be quiet its not my fault they're ugly its the creator's of the english language.

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