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Phase 1: Taking Hostages.
It was a rather interesting morning at the Satan residence. Erasa and Sharpner had already shown up to try to drag Videl to a movie while our dear world savoir was posing in front of the mirror as always. Little did they know the morning was about to get even more interesting than Sharpner up early on a weekend. As our unsuspecting teenagers were walking down the stairs they heard a commotion in the front foyer.
"What do you think you're doing?" bellowed Hercule in what he thought was an intimidating voice. "I demand you leave my property immediatly or else."
"Yeah right what could you possibly do? Hey Ox King help 18 gather all the servants I'll tie up the baffoon and the kids on the stairs." Krillin said taking charge of commandeering their new base of operations.
"Sure thing Krillin." the Ox King replied as he stomped through the house in search of the frightened help. 18 took this as her cue and struted off in the opposite direction Marron still in her arms. (if that doesn't strike fear into the hearts of people we don't know what will)
"How did he know we were up here?" Sharpner asked bewildered as him and Videl got into a fighting stance. After all that little guy couldn't possibly beat them. The next thing the poor teens knew they were tied up and sitting next to Hercule in the living room.
"Does anybody know what just happened?" Videl asked confused as to how such a scawny guy could get the jump not only on her but her father and Sharpner as well. Within the next ten minutes the whole of the Satan household was prisoners of the Ox King.
"Isn't it weird?" Erasa asked in an amazed voice. "I mean we were just talking about how the Ox King hadn't tried to take over anything in a while just yesterday, you know."
"Oh! Don't get the wrong idea little girl. (at least she's little to him) I'M not the one taking over the world, my GRANDSON is. He sent us ahead to capture this house as our base of operations." the Ox King said in a booming voice. "He should be here soon and then you can meet him. He's such a great kid, chess anyone."
"GREAT KID!!!" yelled Videl in disbelief. "What great kid tries to take over the world? HUH?"
"Well I'm not quite sure WHY he wants to take over the world. All I know is he called me up yesterday and asked me to help. He didn't give me the details." he replied while setting up the chess board to play against Krillin.
"Your taking over the world and you don't even know WHY!" Videl exclaimed.
"From what my Daughter told me even HE doesn't know exactly why. She just said it was something he had to do." he answered as he moved his knight.
"This guy's crazy," Sharpner said.
"He's crazy, think about the grandson. Don't worry Sweetpea I'll save us!" Hercule exclaimed, to which Krillin and 18 both smirked in response.
"Keep dreaming, " Krillin replied trying to reign in his laughter. " Dang I lost. Oh, here he comes. Didn't take them long to capture West City did it. Hey babe, turn on the news will ya."
"This is Kim Wong reporting from West City where just moments ago a band of mercinaries took over the premisis. Eye witnesses report the band was made of a green man, one adult male around 5'1", a teenager, and two young boys. It is believed that the two young boys may have been hostages taken earlier this morning. One of the boys has been identified as Trunks Briefs Hier to the CC company and son of Bulma Briefs. The green man and teenager have left the area taking the boys with them leaving the short man here to keep their claim. Residents are hoping Hercule will show up soon to bring these villians to justice. Back to you Bob."
"Well it looks like everything's going according to plan," 18 stated as she turned off the TV.
"How dispicable! Kidnapping two young boys. Have you no shame!"Videl yelled at her captors just before the door flew open.
"GRANDPA, WE'RE HERE! Did you see, did you, did you? We got West City. It was really easy." Goten exclaimed as he ran through the door (quite literally). As Goten went on in detail about how they knocked out police and stole their guns the hostages looked on in disbelief.
"We're being taken hostage by a KID!" Shapner wispered sharply to his companions.
"No! No! This could be good. If its a little kid we could trick him into letting us go. You know, give him candy or something?" Hercule wispered back. "Erasa your good with kids offer him something."
"I'll try," Erasa answered doubtfully," Hey there cutie what's your name?"
"Huh? Oh, my name's Goten its a pleasure to meet you all." Goten said while bowing formally towards the group.
"Ehh.......How sweet. Would you like some candy? We could get you some if you untie us." Erasa said hopefully.
"No thanks, I've always been told to never tave candy from strangers!" Goten chirped in reply, wondering WHY they were all groaning like that.
"Goten, you dummy! You broke the door. Geeze I'm not paying for THAT. It was ALL you, I had NOTHING to do with it," Trunks grumbled as he walked into the room.
"Ooopppsss. Soooorrrryyyy!" Goten sang placing his hand behind his head in typical Son fashion.
"WHY does that look so familiar?" Videl asked her friends.
"Goten! Don't run ahead like that! Mom would KILL me if something happened to you while I was taking over the world." an unknown voice came from outside.
"Does that voice sound familiar to you guys?" Sharpner asked perplexed.
"And Geeze you broke down the door. Hey guys did you have any problems? I talked Vegeta into watching over West City. Hey Grampa!" Gohan continued as he walked up to his grandfather. He then turned to the hostages and did something VERY unexpected." Sorry about this. Pleased to meet you my names....."
"GOHAN!!!!!!!!," the trio of friends bellowed in unison. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?"
"Uhhh.....taking over the world. Wasn't that the dare?" Gohan said showing them all why Goten's previous move was soooo familiar. "Am I doing wrong Piccolo?" He asked his mentor who had just come up beside him.
"Nah, you're doing fine kid. You've gotten alot farther than I ever have." Piccolo reassured his pupil.
"Alright!" yelled Goten and Trunks in unison.
"Hey Bro!" Krillin yelled at Gohan. "I know your mom taught you to be polite and all but apologizing and introducing yourself to the hostages is not exactly normal."
"Ya' I guess not, but it's not like they don't know me, they are the ones who dared me to do this in the first place." Gohan exclaimed. "In any case, I think we're doing pretty good in our progress. We've managed to capture West City and the Satan household and the suns barely been up for an hour. Mom should be here in a bit to cook us lunch, and then her and Bulma are gonna do a bit more shopping. Oh I almost forgot! Bulma told me that once we were done she's gonna write a book called Taking Over The World 101. Strange title but she's too scary to say no to. Almost as scary as my mom." As he said this the Ox King, Goten, and himself all suddered in remebrance and as the clock stroke 8am another riviting chess match had started between former tyrant Ox King and new tyrant Gohan.
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Bum-bum-bum Another one bites the dust.
GG:Yay!!! Third chapter in 3 days, not bad. What do you think Usa?
Usa:Yipee!!! Yipee!!!!
GG: Well there you have it, the most intelligent thing she's said in 20 years. Scary.
Again thanks to all who have reviewed we really appreciate them. ESSJGohan, Tru-SSJ5-Ram, Jedi Spiderfan, Daniel, CW, Z-Man,CT, Rouge1615, Mathu01, Gopu
And Thanks to Tonketa-Ouiji for the idea however if Vegeta went against Gohan he wouldn't be able to pull it off within the weekend also with Vegeta's character I don't see him stopping his training long enough to oppose Gohan. He would probably encourage what Gohan was doing and be glad Trunks is getting experience with world domination and that Gohan was acting more like him.
Vegeta: Take that Kakarot
Phase 1: Taking Hostages.
It was a rather interesting morning at the Satan residence. Erasa and Sharpner had already shown up to try to drag Videl to a movie while our dear world savoir was posing in front of the mirror as always. Little did they know the morning was about to get even more interesting than Sharpner up early on a weekend. As our unsuspecting teenagers were walking down the stairs they heard a commotion in the front foyer.
"What do you think you're doing?" bellowed Hercule in what he thought was an intimidating voice. "I demand you leave my property immediatly or else."
"Yeah right what could you possibly do? Hey Ox King help 18 gather all the servants I'll tie up the baffoon and the kids on the stairs." Krillin said taking charge of commandeering their new base of operations.
"Sure thing Krillin." the Ox King replied as he stomped through the house in search of the frightened help. 18 took this as her cue and struted off in the opposite direction Marron still in her arms. (if that doesn't strike fear into the hearts of people we don't know what will)
"How did he know we were up here?" Sharpner asked bewildered as him and Videl got into a fighting stance. After all that little guy couldn't possibly beat them. The next thing the poor teens knew they were tied up and sitting next to Hercule in the living room.
"Does anybody know what just happened?" Videl asked confused as to how such a scawny guy could get the jump not only on her but her father and Sharpner as well. Within the next ten minutes the whole of the Satan household was prisoners of the Ox King.
"Isn't it weird?" Erasa asked in an amazed voice. "I mean we were just talking about how the Ox King hadn't tried to take over anything in a while just yesterday, you know."
"Oh! Don't get the wrong idea little girl. (at least she's little to him) I'M not the one taking over the world, my GRANDSON is. He sent us ahead to capture this house as our base of operations." the Ox King said in a booming voice. "He should be here soon and then you can meet him. He's such a great kid, chess anyone."
"GREAT KID!!!" yelled Videl in disbelief. "What great kid tries to take over the world? HUH?"
"Well I'm not quite sure WHY he wants to take over the world. All I know is he called me up yesterday and asked me to help. He didn't give me the details." he replied while setting up the chess board to play against Krillin.
"Your taking over the world and you don't even know WHY!" Videl exclaimed.
"From what my Daughter told me even HE doesn't know exactly why. She just said it was something he had to do." he answered as he moved his knight.
"This guy's crazy," Sharpner said.
"He's crazy, think about the grandson. Don't worry Sweetpea I'll save us!" Hercule exclaimed, to which Krillin and 18 both smirked in response.
"Keep dreaming, " Krillin replied trying to reign in his laughter. " Dang I lost. Oh, here he comes. Didn't take them long to capture West City did it. Hey babe, turn on the news will ya."
"This is Kim Wong reporting from West City where just moments ago a band of mercinaries took over the premisis. Eye witnesses report the band was made of a green man, one adult male around 5'1", a teenager, and two young boys. It is believed that the two young boys may have been hostages taken earlier this morning. One of the boys has been identified as Trunks Briefs Hier to the CC company and son of Bulma Briefs. The green man and teenager have left the area taking the boys with them leaving the short man here to keep their claim. Residents are hoping Hercule will show up soon to bring these villians to justice. Back to you Bob."
"Well it looks like everything's going according to plan," 18 stated as she turned off the TV.
"How dispicable! Kidnapping two young boys. Have you no shame!"Videl yelled at her captors just before the door flew open.
"GRANDPA, WE'RE HERE! Did you see, did you, did you? We got West City. It was really easy." Goten exclaimed as he ran through the door (quite literally). As Goten went on in detail about how they knocked out police and stole their guns the hostages looked on in disbelief.
"We're being taken hostage by a KID!" Shapner wispered sharply to his companions.
"No! No! This could be good. If its a little kid we could trick him into letting us go. You know, give him candy or something?" Hercule wispered back. "Erasa your good with kids offer him something."
"I'll try," Erasa answered doubtfully," Hey there cutie what's your name?"
"Huh? Oh, my name's Goten its a pleasure to meet you all." Goten said while bowing formally towards the group.
"Ehh.......How sweet. Would you like some candy? We could get you some if you untie us." Erasa said hopefully.
"No thanks, I've always been told to never tave candy from strangers!" Goten chirped in reply, wondering WHY they were all groaning like that.
"Goten, you dummy! You broke the door. Geeze I'm not paying for THAT. It was ALL you, I had NOTHING to do with it," Trunks grumbled as he walked into the room.
"Ooopppsss. Soooorrrryyyy!" Goten sang placing his hand behind his head in typical Son fashion.
"WHY does that look so familiar?" Videl asked her friends.
"Goten! Don't run ahead like that! Mom would KILL me if something happened to you while I was taking over the world." an unknown voice came from outside.
"Does that voice sound familiar to you guys?" Sharpner asked perplexed.
"And Geeze you broke down the door. Hey guys did you have any problems? I talked Vegeta into watching over West City. Hey Grampa!" Gohan continued as he walked up to his grandfather. He then turned to the hostages and did something VERY unexpected." Sorry about this. Pleased to meet you my names....."
"GOHAN!!!!!!!!," the trio of friends bellowed in unison. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?"
"Uhhh.....taking over the world. Wasn't that the dare?" Gohan said showing them all why Goten's previous move was soooo familiar. "Am I doing wrong Piccolo?" He asked his mentor who had just come up beside him.
"Nah, you're doing fine kid. You've gotten alot farther than I ever have." Piccolo reassured his pupil.
"Alright!" yelled Goten and Trunks in unison.
"Hey Bro!" Krillin yelled at Gohan. "I know your mom taught you to be polite and all but apologizing and introducing yourself to the hostages is not exactly normal."
"Ya' I guess not, but it's not like they don't know me, they are the ones who dared me to do this in the first place." Gohan exclaimed. "In any case, I think we're doing pretty good in our progress. We've managed to capture West City and the Satan household and the suns barely been up for an hour. Mom should be here in a bit to cook us lunch, and then her and Bulma are gonna do a bit more shopping. Oh I almost forgot! Bulma told me that once we were done she's gonna write a book called Taking Over The World 101. Strange title but she's too scary to say no to. Almost as scary as my mom." As he said this the Ox King, Goten, and himself all suddered in remebrance and as the clock stroke 8am another riviting chess match had started between former tyrant Ox King and new tyrant Gohan.
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Bum-bum-bum Another one bites the dust.
GG:Yay!!! Third chapter in 3 days, not bad. What do you think Usa?
Usa:Yipee!!! Yipee!!!!
GG: Well there you have it, the most intelligent thing she's said in 20 years. Scary.
Again thanks to all who have reviewed we really appreciate them. ESSJGohan, Tru-SSJ5-Ram, Jedi Spiderfan, Daniel, CW, Z-Man,CT, Rouge1615, Mathu01, Gopu
And Thanks to Tonketa-Ouiji for the idea however if Vegeta went against Gohan he wouldn't be able to pull it off within the weekend also with Vegeta's character I don't see him stopping his training long enough to oppose Gohan. He would probably encourage what Gohan was doing and be glad Trunks is getting experience with world domination and that Gohan was acting more like him.
Vegeta: Take that Kakarot
