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Phase 2: Godly Disasters and Adultnabbing Kids

It was an unusual day at the Satan household. Chess was being played, the kids were playing tag, (your not suppose to play tag inside), and a riviting discussion was being held on the next step to total world domination. However none of these events were being done by a resident of the Satan household. Oh no, they were currently tied up gaping like fishes at these events wondering when things got so out of control. Heaven knows that when Videl woke this morning she never thought that she would be held hostage in her own home. Little did they know that at precisely 9:15 phase two would start.

"Goten! Trunks! Get over here you guys I've got a job for you.," Gohan called to the terrible two."Do me a favor and go get ready to kidnap the Prime Minister please."

"But Gohan I thought the Prime Minister was an adult and why why would he be napping this early?"Goten asked in confusion. After all he never took naps until after lunch.

"Goten you dummy! Its just a figure of speech. It means we're gonna take the guy hostage without his permission when nobody's looking. We shall then send a ransom for them to turn over the world in return for his life." Trunks explained to his younger friend.

"But Trunks," Goten whined back. "It still doesn't make sense to call it a kidnapping." He then crossed his arms pouting knowing that Trunks would let him have his way.

"Ahh, FINE........I know we'll call it Adultnabbing!" Trunks stated exitedly.

Throughout this conversation their fellow world dominators were having a conversation of their own. "When is Dende suppose to get here Gohan?" Krillin asked.

"Well he had to make sure the world was in stable condition so Popo would't have a hard time. Then he was going to head over. He should be here soon. I think he's about 50 miles away now give or take a mile. Anyway once he gets here he will cause a "natural" disaster where the Prime Minister is. At that point Trunks and Goten will kidnap the him in all the confusion." Gohan explained.

"Hey Gohan!" Dende said as he walked into the room. "Don't most homes have doors on them? Hey guys."

As Dende got various greetings from around the room, including "Ahh another green man" Gohan filled his best friend in on the plan using the chess peices as his visual aid "Ok. This rook is us and this one is the Prime Minister's house. Now Vegeta, this bishop is taking care of West City here. Now Dende I'm gonna need a disaster over near the minister's house, maybe a small earthquake. We need to make sure nothing's damaged. Now Goten and Trunks, these two pawns right here will nab the guy and hightail it back here."

"When do you want the earthquake?" Dende asked.

"When the boys get there. Trunks when you and Goten get there raise your power levels to give us the signal. Now you guys are gonna have to move fast. Try not to let anybody see you, go super if you have to" Gohan answered.

"NOWAY! Goten can already go super!" Krillin said disbelievingly. "C'mon you two power up. Show us."

"Heh, why not?" Trunks replied and he and Goten got into position. With a sharp yell both boys burst forth in golden flames as their hair turned to blonde and their eyes a billiant blue.

"WOW" "Awsome" "Unbelievable" "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" "Dude that kids hair turned yellow" Were just a few of the reactions that the brilliant performance got (Hercule of course was the scream) as well as the sound of a few bodies hitting the floor, Hercule included.

"GOHAN!" Videl bellowed. (a trait she got from her father) "How dare you have these two kids perform parlor tricks to scare the hostages. Your not actually gonna make them try to kidnap somebody are you? Thats wrong teaching kids to be bad. Honestly."

"Don't yell at my brother you big meanie and we're not gonna kidnap anybody," Goten stated as Videl let out a breath of relief. "We're gonna ADULTnab somebody." As he said this he once again pouted.

"WHAT!" yelled Videl in disbelief."Fine you go ahead and try because there is no way that that green man could possibly start an earthquake anyway so your plan is ruined. Honestly what would your mother say when she found out that your sending kids to nab the Prime Minister"

"I'd say that's a wonderful idea Gohan." Chichi exclaimed as she and Bulma walked in with some groceries. "Boys get the rest of the bags. Sending Goten is ingenious Gohan that way the poor guy won't be too terrified like if you sent Piccolo. Isn't my baby a genius?"

"Sure is. Thats why I'm gonna hire him on at my company the second he's out of school." Bulma answered. "You're gonna work at Capsule Corp. right Gohan."

"Actually Bulma I was thinking of starting my own company." Gohan said casually.

"WHAT!" Bulma screamed disbelievingly.

"Geeze, just kidding Bulma." Gohan said uncovering his ears. "Of course I'll work for CC."

"Oh thats good for a moment there I thought I'd have some competition." Bulma said relieved.

"Are all of you insane? Your his mother and your encoraging this and you, your the richest woman in the world and your just letting him do what he wants." Videl asked in disbelief.

"Well its not like he's evil or anything. Its not my fault some idiots talked him into taking over the world. Not to mention it will knock Hercule off his high horse. That man needs to be taken down a notch. Speaking of Hercule, why's he on the ground?" Bulma asked, looking at Trunks accusingly.

"Oh no! I didn't do it mom I promise. I don't know why he's on the floor but it wasn't us." Trunks said hurridly while pointing towards Goten and himself.

"Yeah, sure thats what you said about the last babysitter. Did I mention we found her Trunks? Poor girl stranded in the middle of the ocean for three weeks. Can you explain THAT?" Bulma sarcastically stated.

"Of course I can. She offered to test out that new fridge of ours. You know the one that almost never runs out of food because its all packed in capsules. The one you made so people can always carry it with them and have emergency food if they get trapped for a month. Well we figured if she didn't absolutly NEED it it wouldn't work right. Yep, we were just testing it for you mom I promise." Trunks replied hurridly.

As he finished his statement a chorus "Yeah right."'s echoed around the room amid the disbelieving stares the hostages gave to the two kids, one smiling innocently the other standing arrogantly.

"I don't know whether to be proud he's smart enough to come up with that excuse or to be appalled that he's using it for evil." Bulma started."Well he is his father's son that much is sure."

As the hostages looked looked on in horror, the two kids left to adultnab the Prime Minister, Chichi went to start cooking lunch and yet another chess match started this time between Gohan and Bulma. It was about an hour later that the signal went up signaling the kids arrival at their victim's residence. After Dende started the earthquake it was ridiculously easy for the kids to carry out their assigned mission. Within the hour they were back at the stronghold the minister clutched between them unconscious and all the channels were reporting about the freak earthquake and the subsquent kidnapping of the Prime Minister. All the while Goten pouted that it wasn't a kiddnapping but an ADULTNABBING and as all the hostages looked on perplexed one comment stood out.

"Good thing we have Kami on our side. Thanks for the earthquake Dende."

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