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Phase 3: Making Demands

"Its been a horrifying day here this morning. This is Kim Wong reporting to you straight from West City. Not only is the short man with spiky hair STILL holding the city hostage, we also recieved word that the Prime Minister has been Kindnapped. Nobody is sure how these terrorists have accomplished this feat but we are sure it's the work of the same group of criminal masterminds. However we still have hope that our savior will show up any minute now. As we speak one of our other reporters is heading to Hercule's mansion. ......huh.... I have just received word that the reporter has arrived at the mansion. Over to you Stan."

"Thank you Kim. As you can see we are right outside of Hercule's mansion about to knock on the door. Well here we go" Stan replied as he knocked on the door wondering why there was an odd shaped hole in it.

"I'll get it!" yelled a young rambunctious voice from inside. "Can I help you?" Goten asked the perplexed reporters as he look out the hole in the door.

"Uh....Yes we would like to speak to Hercule please?" Stan said wondering where this child came from.

"Uh.....well.....I guess if you just wanted to talk to him that would be okay but I'm gonna have to ask my brother before I let you in." Goten replied smiling innocently at the reporters. "Stay right here okay?"

"Sure thing. Thanks alot kid." Stan replied figuring the boy was probably the son of the butler or something. With that Goten raced to the next room and informed his brother that two people in stuffy suits were at the door and wanted to speak to Hercule.

"Tell them they can only come in if its an emergency. Tell them that Hercules sorta tied up at the moment." Gohan replied after all he was always taught to be polite when people came to the door and for all he knew they could be delivering something important like medicine or something. After all Hercule was probably suffering from delusions.

Goten ran back to the door and delivered the message dutifully to the reporters and let them in once he was assured that it could not wait and he did need to speak to Hercule immediately.

"We are now making our way into the house to speak to Hercule about the happenings in West City to see what his plan of action is. This reporter is positive that Hercule is ....WHAT THE HFIL. You heard it here first not only is West city being held captive but so is Hercule and the rest of the Satan household. Also our theory was correct the prime minister is as we speak being held captive as well. Lets see if we can talk to the mastermind." as the reporter says this he glances at the people in the room. He of course disregards the children and the teenager and focuses on the big man and the green one. Deciding the green guy looked the most intimidating (considering the Ox King was playing with Goten) he went up to him. "Sir what is your plan and do you have any demands?" Stan asked voice shaking from having to approach an obviously dangerous man. After all Hercule was being held hostage here.

"Get that thing out of my face. I'm just following orders I'm not in charge." Piccolo replied then proceeded to ignore the terrified reporter. He then shoved his mike into the Big Man's face and proceeded to get the same answer. Perplexed he again looked around trying to figure out who was in charge when he was startled out of his thoughts by the teenager giving food to the hostages. He then ruled him out as the head honcho and proceeded to zero in on the scary blonde woman sneering at Hercule.

" Excuse me Miss but could you please tell our viewers what you are hoping to do here?" he asked sure he had gotten the right person this time.

" We're taking over the world obviously. Tch, moron." 18 replied.

" Do you have any demands?" Stan replied proud that his latest hunch panned out.

" Other than you getting out of my face?" 18 snarled towards the now terrified reporter.

" Geeze 18. No need to scare the poor guy. Good afternoon, I'm sorry about her and the demands are simple all I want is the world turned over to me. Hope it won't be to much of an inconvenience. " said Gohan to the now flabbergasted reporter.

" Are you telling me YOUR in charge and if so why are you doing this." Stan asked in a bewildered manner.

" Of course I am and I'm doing it because she told me to." Gohan replied while pointing towards Videl.

"WHAT!!!"

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Well another chapter written for our insane story.

GG: Her insanity is spreading RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Usa: Nyaaa Poo-Head.

gg: great usa, did you think that up all by your self, really witty.

Usa: I try my best. (To annoy her that is, Do you guys think its worrking.)

gg; nyaaa! Can any of you really beleive that SHE is the older sister.

Usa: Hehehehe and BWAhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhah.

gg; Any one want a free sister, you do have to pay the shipping however, I wonder if I have a box to fit a 21 year-old in.

Usa: It better have holes. And you better ship me my video game/anime/ manga collection to or you shall suffer a most painfull death . Bwahahahahahahahahahahah again.

gg: what would be the point in holes, you could breath then, that's not what I'm aiming for. SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Usa: Oh you wanna be that way huh. Please pardon me while I throw her off a nearby cliff this shall now be a one author fic.

( sounds of screaming and scuffling in the background will either of them succeed find out in the next episode of authors notes insanity)

Thanks to all those who reviewed the last chapter TRU-SSJ5-RAM, Gopu, Naruto-sama-kun (I love Naruto. the manga not the reviewer), kararadcliffe, Daniel, Sergeant Pepper, Jedi Videl Spiderfan, ESSJGohan, Hiaburi, CT, Z-Man, evilballon, SupersayainkingTommy, and last but not least Telcontar-lover.

And due to special request I shall now tell of how we came up with the idea for this story.

It happend on a nice sunny day as we were driving to B-Dalton bookstore in the Hulen mall that we started discussing anime and the various fanfics that can go with them. We dicussed the Saiyuki Boys in jail inspired by my playing cards and a picture of them in a cell in the beginning song of Saiyuki box set 2 (now available from ADV) we also talk about a Fruits Basket/ Gravitation crossover where Yuki meets Shigure (funny senario's and editor torture) and of course about how nobody ever suceeded in taking over the world in DBZ. Then I said that if anybody could do it it was Gohan because all the either respect him ( 18, Vegeta) or adore him (Piccolo). Krillin would help to annoy Hercule and the Ox King of course spoils his Grandchildren and hance this came forth. And that is the story of my insanity...and me corrupting my sister to the Dark Side. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahah

This insanity has been brought to you by Usa.

Hope it spreads.