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Sadie Hawkins Dance 3

Draco woke up the next morning, feeling as if he slept on a hard floor. That's because he did. There was a little puddle of drool from where his head lay. He couldn't remember a thing, except that he had fainted.

Draco looked around his room to try and find a clue as to what happened, as to why he was on the floor. Remembering his Polyjuice potion, he checked to see if it was ready. It was gone.

Frantically he searched his room, throwing things everywhere in the process. He found a goblet by where he slept, with a trace of Polyjuice Potion in it.

'Someone drank my potion,' Draco thought to himself. He got up and walked to his door to find the perpetrator.

Then he walked backwards and caught sight of his reflection. His mouth dropped open and he had to hold on to his desk to steady himself.

He ran a hand through his hair, which was as usual, silver blonde. The only thing was, that instead of coming up to about his chin, it reached to the middle of his back. His eyes were still silver-blue, but his eyelashes were three times longer.

His lips were fuller and had a light pink color to them. His waist was the same, as Draco was already very skinny. However, he now had a set of boobs hanging off his chest. Draco took off his robes and his shirt, because he was feeling very suffocated. (A/n: tight shirts always do that to me! Lol.)

It was at this moment that Blaise chose to walk in the room. "Draco, what's wrong? Why did you run off...?" Blaise turned around, his face now a bright red. "I'm sorry, I didn't realize he had someone in here."

Draco shrieked and covered him...herself using his discarded robes. "What the hell are you doing? It's me you idiot!"

Blaise put his hand over his eyes and turned around. "Are you covered?"

"Yes," Draco sighed impatiently. Blaise removed his hand and blushed again.

"Sorry. Anyways did you just take the potion?" He asked, while checking Draco out... looking Draco up and down...uh...oh you get it!

"No, I took it last night," she said while looking around for a shirt that would fit.

"Oh, ok. Wait, last night?! It wasn't ready!" Blaise insisted. "Didn't you see the warning sign?"

"What?" Draco asked as Blaise opened the book and showed her.

In a bit yellow box it said "Warning: Do not drink before potion is ready. The potion may not work correctly or completely."

"But it worked," Draco said. "I look like a girl and I sound like one."

Blaise looked Draco over again. "Yea, I guess so. Maybe it did work."

Draco nodded and looked at Blaise questioningly. "Could you do a couple things for me?"

Blaise wiped off his drool and nodded. "Ok. One, transfigure me a uniform and a set of robes. Two stop looking at me like that!"

Blaise blushed and turned around to walk out of the room. "When you get the clothes, leave them on my bed and then stay out of my room until I call you."

When she was sure Blaise was gone, Draco walked into the bathroom and dropped the robes, taking off her pants and boxers as she went. She felt dirty from sleeping on the ground all night, so she turned the shower on and got under the warm water.

After coating her hands with soap, she started to rub them along her body, making sure to clean every inch.

Draco's eyes widened. "Oh my god." She looked down. "I am a girl with a dick."

Draco was still very freaked out, but she finished washing and got out of the shower. She dried off and after making sure Blaise was out of the room, walked into her room in a towel.

After brushing out her hair, she checked out the clothes that Blaise had left for her. A black Hogwarts robe, the girls' uniform and...light pink lacy bra and thong set?!

"Goddamn Blaise," Draco mumbled as she dressed with a bit of difficulty. She came out later walking like there was a stick up her ass.

"What's wrong Draco?" Blaise asked innocently. Draco's only response was to smack Blaise across the face.

"I don't see why girls wear this stuff," Draco said. "The underwear is floss and the bra itches."

Blaise hid his face to keep Draco from seeing the huge smirk he had on. "Sorry Dray, but it was the only thing I could find." Draco stuck out her tongue at him and started walking toward the door of the common room.

As she walked by Blaise, he smacked her ass. Draco's face lit up in anger, then went back to the usual smirk.

Draco grabbed Blaise and pushed him up against the wall, forcing on of her legs in between Blaise's and leaning her crotch on one leg. The dark haired boy's eyes went wide in confusion and he looked at Draco.

"Draco, what is that?"

Draco smiled and whispered in his ear. "So I guess the potion didn't work completely." She released Blaise and started off towards the door again. "I would remember that next time you try something."

Blaise regained his composure and started to walk toward Draco. "Listen Draco, I'm sorry."

Draco turned around and shushed him. "You can't call me Draco. I'm a girl."

Blaise nodded, trying desperately to get the feeling of boobs and a dick on his at the same time out of his head. Draco waved and pushed the door open.

"Wait! Where are you going?" Blaise called after her.

"To find Harry," Draco called back.

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