The Game of Life

It was winter. Snow piled high outside Hogwort's doors. Students fastly awakened to join their classmates in assembling outside wore heavy cloaks, house scarves, and knitted mittens in attempt not to completely numb while out building snow trolls and having icicle fights. All in all it was a perfect winter day. Christmas was just two weeks away and the Marauders were in detention for playing 2000 too many pranks on Snape. It was at this time that Lily Evans, Kiki Wright, and Harmony Andersonwalked by the classroom in which all four boys were stationed. Taking a double take the girls then pushed open the classroom door and stepped inside.

"What are you doing in here, Potter, "Lily accused.

"We're here for detention, Evans, care to join us?" he asked laughing.

"Where are your assignments?" she asked looking around.

"Completed, my darling," Sirus said waving his wand at the chalkboard, moments later in big bold letters, I WILL NOT FORCE ANOTHER STUDENT TO EAT UNIDENTIFIED SUBSTANCES, appeared.

"Mind if we stay?" Kiki asked sitting down at a nearby desk, "Lily was going to make us study."

"Oh, Evans, always the partypooper," James scolded.

"How about we play a game?" Peter suggested. Remus and Harmony raised their eyebrows, but none the less agreed with everyone else to play.

"Its called LIFE, everyone has to choose a car, that's a muggle thing for transportation, like a broom, and put it on the path."

"I want blue!"

"Orange."

"I want to share with Remus."

"Ok, Pete."

"Yellow."

"White."

"Red."

"I'll share with Lily."

"No, its ok, Potter, I'll share with Kiki."

"I don't want to share with you!"

"Ok, Potter....I mean James, if the offer still stands -."

"Of course."

"I'll spin first," Sirus said, "6...1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. LOST LOSE NEXT TURN."

"How predictable of you," Kiki commented dryly.

"We're next, James, spin," Lily said.

"5...1, 2, 3, 4, 5. ADOPT A PET. Ok, Padfoot, you're moving in."

"Yay!"

"Harmony, go."

"Rent an apartment $5,000."

"Remus and Peter."

"DON'T LET FRIENDS DRINK AND DRIVE," Peter read out loud.

"Do, you hear that, Padfoot, Prongs?" Remus asked.

"What?"

"Yeah."

"Sure."

"Whatever."

"Kiki, go."

"Move across country."

"Don't leave me alone with Lily," Harmony gasped.

"Lily, James."

"Get married!"

"No!"

"Never."

"SIRUS!"

"4...1, 2, 3, 4. Shag Britney Spears."

"You're joking."

"No, I'm being Sirus."

"That's impossible."