Hello folks! This songfic came to me while I was coming home from my grandparents and I was listening my Beatles 1 CD. It is a parody of the song 'Paperback Writer' This songfic will make more sense if you have seen the first episode of Yu-Gi-Oh and have heard the song 'Paperback Writer'

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or the song 'Paperback Writer'.


All:

Duel monster master (master, master)

(Guitar solo)

Joey:

Hey Yugi buddy, teach me how do duel,

So I have somethin' to do after school

I might need the cash to help my sis

And I want to learn so that I can be a Duel Monster Master!

Duel Monster Master!

Yugi:

My grandpa taught me all I know

He's got good cards and he's a dueling pro

I'll take you to his shop that's down town

I'm sure he'll help you to become a Duel Monster Master!

Duel Monster Master!

All:

Duel monster master (master, master).

(Guitar Solo)

Grandpa:

There's a thousands rules, give or take a few

I'm sure there'll be more in a week or two

For now I just teach you the basic rules

So you be on your way to becoming a Duel Monster Master!

Duel Monster Master!

Joey:

Thanks a ton Gramps you're real cool.

Too bad Pegasus stole your soul.

But I'm one my way to Duelist Kingdom

Where I'm sure that I will become a Duel Monster Master!

Duel Monster Master!

All:

Duel Monster Master (master, master)

(Guitar Solo)

All:

Duel Monster Master (Duel Monster Master)

Duel Monster Master (Duel Monster Master)

Duel Monster Master (Duel Monster Master)

Duel Monster Master (Duel Monster Master)


Well, there you have it. A result of extreme boredom. Please Review!