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Chapter 2
"Why do you always think I'm joking....it says so...right there."
"Where?" asked Remus looking over.
"There," Sirus pointed.
"That's not what it says," Remus sighed.
"What does it say," Harmony asked trying to read it from her seat.
"It says sing with Bruce Springstein?"
"Sirus!"
"Oops!"
"Shag Britney Spears my ass!" James mumbled.
"Actually, I'd like to get up her ass," Sirus laughed.
"That's foul," Lily said disgusted.
"You just think that because you don't know what it's like, baby," Sirus said flirtingly.
"You don't know that," Lily answered defensively.
"Want to bet?"
"Harm, maybe you should spin now," Kiki said looking as if she, herself was about to strangle Sirus.
"Ok, um, 3.....I can't read upside down."
"Let me see, job search, Harm," James answered.
"What will the lady be?" Remus said taking the salary and career cards aside. Harmony blushed.
"A secretary," Peter guessed.
"Maybe, a travel agent," Remus teased," picking a card out of the piling he was shuffling, and then re-entering it with the others."
"A lion tamer," Sirus said.
"Only if she was living with you," Kiki commented rather furiously.
"An astronaut," James joked.
"You obviously don't know her very well," Lily smiled, "Harmony here is afraid of heights, imagine her being on top of the world?"
"You should have seen her at the last family reunion, she wouldn't even walk up the staircase at my house, she was so afraid, she'd fall, so I guess I do know her rather well," James wisecracked.
"You jest, Potter."
"Nope, Harmony and I, here, are cousins, by marriage of course."
"Really?" Peter asked.
"Unfortunately," Harmony teased.
"I'll pretend I didn't hear that, Anderson."
"I think she'll be a daughter, a student, a friend, an auror, a teacher, a wife, a mother, a godmother, and eventually a grandmother, but that's just a guess, I also think she'll have an income of 70,000 American dollars a year," Kiki piped up.
Everyone stopped in their tracks......and turned to look at Kiki, for the cards Harmony just picked were, a teacher with a 70,000 salary. Everyone gasped except for Lily and Harmony, they acted as if nothing was different or even the least bit strange.
"Kiki, your turn."
"Break a leg during a skiing trip, $5000 dollars."
"I don't even ski," she laughed.
"Sirus."
"Visit your in-laws, get a life tile."
"What? Sirus, you're not even married."
"Yeah, but I still have in-laws."
"How?"
"That's none of your business."
"Just drop it, Remus."
"Lily and James."
"Buy a house."
"I want a country cottage."
"Harmony already picked that one."
"A Victorian, is that ok, James?"
"Sure, plenty of rooms for the kids."
"Don't
push it."
"HARMONY."
"Get married."
"Aww, to who," Kiki teased.
"Can I be a bridesmaid?" Sirus asked.
" Nah, Lily will be," Harmony answered as if she already had this all planned out.
"What if Lily wasn't there?" Sirus asked.
"Why wouldn't I be?" Lily accused.
"I'm just asking, Evans, don't get your knickers in a twist."
"Then Kiki, obviously."
"Why not me," Sirus questioned looking hurt.
"Ok, Sirus, if both Lily and then Kiki somehow disappeared then you can be my bridesmaid."
"Thank you."
"And, I'm sure you'll look lovely in a hot pink, mini skirt, Padfoot."
"Oh course I will."
"I wonder what Sirus would look like if he was a girl, "Kiki wondered out loud.
"Probably like Bellatrix."
"That scary."
"She's not bad looking, though," James said," if you like that dominatrix type."
"Anyone want to find out?" Kiki said, wand raised.
"Yeah," Lily supported, "we'll see who would without a doubt would be the better bridesmaid."
"NO WAY!" Sirus screamed, "I ABSOLUTLY HATE THOSE THONG THINGS."
"And of course the waxed legs," Lily taunted.
"And, the monthly periods."
"I don't know what that is," Sirus cried hiding behind Remus, " but it sounds, PAINFUL!"
"Oh, it is old buddy, it is," Kiki laughed.
"My, my, my, what do we have here?" a cold drawling voice said from behind the group.
