A/N: Agh! I totally forgot about updating when I promised because I had so much going on this week! I whipped this up in about an hour, but it's actually quite good, even though it's so short.
Thanks to all of my reviewers! Please keep reviewing, you have no idea how much they mean to me!
Disclaimer: The day I own Harry Potter is the day Hermione swears off books, fails her classes, and then becomes the newest Gryffindor chaser.
Dedication: To Jillian Jacobs who was the first to review this fic and has continued to review ever since. Not to mention she has totally awesome fanfics!
Chapter 4
The Twins Revenge Part I
Harry woke up early the next day with a smile. He remembered back on yesterday, his birthday. Harry had received many lovely presents, but none of them compared to Ginny's present, including the pictures of the twins for blackmail. Harry hadn't laughed that hard in forever. It seemed like Ginny had lifted some of the weight that was constantly resting on his shoulders. Harry shook his head with a grin. He was looking forward to meeting the real Ginny, and he planned on starting today.
Of course, if Harry knew that the twins were planning revenge for that show they had to put on, he probably wouldn't be smiling so widely...
Harry trudged down to breakfast, his gaze directed at the beautiful Ginny. The best thing about her, he reflected, was that she was a very pretty girl, but on the inside she was gorgeous. He flashed Ginny a smile, glad to see that even if she wasn't going to be shy, Harry could still make her blush.
"Morning Harry," Ginny greeted, still trying to fight down the heat she could feel rising to her cheeks.
Harry then noticed with surprise that in addition to Mrs. Weasley and Ginny, the twins were up. The identical evil smiles they exchanged gave him a feeling of unease. Harry made sure to check his seat before he sat down.
After Harry was served a stack of pancakes by Molly, who seemed to add on an extra pancake each day, Fred planted a syrup bottle in front of Ginny. "Pass this to Harry, will you?" he asked.
"Sure." Ginny picked up the bottle and turned to pass it to Harry.
Needless to say, neither of them expected for the bottle to turn into a pair of handcuffs when they both touched it, chaining them together.
Fred and George stood up and shook each other's hands.
"Fred, my twin, friend and business partner-in-crime, we are about to become filthy rich over this new product."
"George, I couldn't have said it better myself," Fred replied. "Plus," he added, "revenge is sweet my dear brother."
Harry, Ginny and Mrs. Weasley were all in shock. Ginny recovered first. "YOU BLOODY," the expletive that Ginny used here was one that would have made even the crudest sailor blush. Unfortunately, it was not drowned out by the gasping and yelling of Mrs. Weasley, who recovered next. "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GINNY WEASLEY, USING SUCH LANGUAGE? FRED AND GEORGE, IF YOU DON'T LET THEM GO RIGHT NOW..." Molly shouted.
"I will kill you," Ginny finished with a glare.
"NOT TO MENTION YOU WILL BE GROUNDED FOREVER AND..."
Ginny once again interrupted. "Be unable to sit down for at least a month,"
"AND I WILL PERSONALLY DESTROY EVERY ONE OF THOSE SYRUP BOTTLES..."
"And I will give you a Bat-Bogey Hex worse than the one you received after turning my hair green," Ginny threatened.
"IN ADDITION YOU WILL BE DEGNOMING THE GARDEN UNTIL YOU TWO ARE FIFTY..."
"And you two will be sipping your food through straws for weeks unless you unlock these handmuffs," she finished coldly.
"Ginny, darling," Fred appeased. "You know I would if I could."
Ginny rolled her eyes.
"See, the thing is," George told her, "these handcuffs, not handmuffs, dad gave us have been charmed to only unlock at sunset."
"So not only are we going to be filthy rich because of this new product..." Fred explained.
"But you two will be spending all day together," George finished.
Harry stared at the two, still in shock about the fact that not only were the twins brilliant, but he and Ginny would be spending the entire day locked to each other.
Ginny glared at the twins. "So how the hell am I supposed to shower?" she growled as they gulped.
A/N: Hey ya'll, I'm sorry it's so short. I just wanted to have something, since I promised, until the next update which will be at the latest next weekend. Wow, I'm actually proud of this chapter considering I wrote it in an hour and had writer's block. Not bad if I do say so myself. I hope you guys like it. I promise the next update will be at least three times as long.
future writer of america – Thank you so much for your review! It was my pleasure to dedicate it to you, because you're such a great reviewer. I'm glad you liked it so much! Hopefully you liked this one too...
Cycla – Yay! (Dances) That's what's so hard about writing the twins, it's really hard to get their characters correct. I'm glad you think I wrote them well because they're my favorite characters. I hope I do just as well this chapter. Thank you so much!
Jillian Jacobs – Disturbing is right! Of course, if they are as cute as they are in the movie... Argh! (Shakes head.) Ok, my head's out of the gutter now, I swear! Lol, j/k. I hope you like the chapter dedicated to you! Thank you for the loyal reviews!
OExpecto PatronumO – Thank you so much! I'm glad I made you laugh, that's what I hope this whole story continues to do... either that or make you swoon. That's such a funny word! Tee hee, thanks for the review!
Luna Lovegood2 – I made you laugh again?!? I had no idea I had such a sense of humor... Lol, no I'm just kidding. Thank you, I think Ginny's a genius too. Remind me to do something like that to my brother someday... (Makes note to get blackmail on annoying younger brother...)
Me262 – Don't worry, I won't. I don't like shy guys either, so I don't plan on writing them anytime soon. Right now Harry's just... flabbergasted, for lack of a better word, but I promise he will be more straightforward later on. Wow! I could kiss you guys for being such loyal reviewers! Well, not really, but you know what I mean...
Shinegami's Little Sis – Yay! Another reviewer I've made laugh. Yes, I agree that it's quite disturbing the fact that they were dancing like Marilyn Monroe. Would you like to know my inspiration? (Whispers) My brother. He just came in strutting around like he was her and starts singing "I'm too sexy for my shirt..." Good lord, where's a camera when you need one? Since I didn't have a camera I figured I'd just write a variation on my brother's little show for my fic. : ) My brother can be such a fruit...
To Little Maurader, Chloe G, India Ink and Irishdancer61790 – (Squeals) Yay! New reviewers! Thank you guys so much! I really hope you continue to enjoy!
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Ciao for Now,
Manders
