Power Struggle
Everyone settled at the dinner table in the inn. Lina is waiting for Naga's answer of where she has been for the last few years. Same thing goes to Amelia, for she wants to know why she left her and her father. The rest are sitting and waiting for the words that come out from Naga's mouth.
NAGA: First things first. For those who don't know me I'm Naga The Serpent. I am also known as Naga, The Greatest and Strongest Rival of Lina Inverse. [goes into her trademark laughter which sent the chills to everyone's spine]
LINA: [deadpanned] She's also known as Naga, the goldfish's feces.
NAGA: [offended] SHUT UP! DON'T YOU DARE SAY THAT!
LINA: Come on. It's true no matter how many times you say it.
UKYO: Why was she called the goldfish's feces?
LINA: She keeps following me around like a sick puppy. No matter what, you can't just get rid of her.
NAGA: Hmph! Obviously, you haven't changed a bit!
LINA: Look who's talking.
AMELIA: [decides to change the topic] Gracia, where have you been? Father and I have been worried about you for years!
RANMA: Yeah. Where exactly have you been?
NAGA: Oh you know. Travelling around the world, saving innocent lives.
LINA: You mean getting the riches BEFORE saving innocent lives.
NAGA: [chooses to ignore this] At the same time, I trained myself in the ancient arts of shamanism.
MOUSSE: How did it go?
NAGA: So far, not bad. In time, I will perfect myself in mastering shamanism.
LINA: Okay. Now, what are you doing here?
NAGA: That is an accusation tone.
LINA: No it's not.
NAGA: I heard of the treasure that is being located at Dark Mountain.
RANMA: Hey! That's where we going!
NAGA: Interesting.
ZELGADISS: So you haven't heard of the treasure?
NAGA: Someone told me that this treasure contains power. The only clue that holds the information is this old saying: "Most powerful is he who has himself in his own power."
MOUSSE: "Most powerful is he who has himself in his own power." It doesn't make sense.
NAGA: Exactly, no one knows the meaning. Also, from what I've heard, Dark Mountain is filled with traps.
ZELGADISS: Guess this answers on why no one knows the place. Those who went there didn't come back. How did you know about this?
NAGA: Someone told me. He both witnessed it and got away or someone told him.
AMELIA: When are you going there?
NAGA: Probably tomorrow. Say-
LINA: No. No way.
AMELIA: Lina! [to Naga] What are you going to say exactly?
NAGA: I'm thinking if I can come with you to Dark Mountain. We can work together and [looks at Mousse in a flirtatious manner] get to know each other.
Mousse blushes as Naga looks at him. He finds her very sexy and attractive, but the downside is her laugh. That reminded him and the NWC of someone they knew but couldn't remember. At the same time, Shampoo notices Naga's actions and internally becomes jealous. Then again, how much does she know Mousse at all? She finds him handsome alright but there something about him that make her feel strange.
LINA: Just what are you up to Naga?
NAGA: [scoffs at Lina's accusation] What are you talking about?
LINA: C'mon, Feces. There's more into that.
NAGA: [furious] Will you stop calling me that?! Look, I would've gone there myself but since you dragged my little sister-
AMELIA: Actually, I met Lina and the rest when I was looking for you and at the same time, helping the helpless.
NAGA: Really? [Amelia nods]
AKANE: [to Lina] Come on, Lina. Let her come with us. She might be helpful.
LINA: I don't know.
AKANE: We don't know each other and yet you let us come with you so that you can help restore our memories.
RYOGA: Yeah. You let us come with you but not Naga. Why is that?
Lina gulped and thinks that they might find out her plans. So she has to think about a defensive plan.
GOURRY: Yeah, Lina. Why-
LINA: Well, like I said, we need help and they're the ones.
Lina carefully explains it without saying "cannon fodder".
*********
YUI: Nice place, though I didn't expect this to be pig central.
AKARI: We trained pigs for a sumo-type fighting style.
YUI: I heard of it. The Unryus are considered to be the number one in that area. When you mentioned your name, my internal bell rang suddenly.
AKARI: [surprised] Are we that famous?
YUI: If you weren't, I wouldn't talk about this now would I?
AKARI: Good point.
KONATSU: Yui, mind if I ask you something?
YUI: Shoot.
KONATSU: That fighting style of yours. I know you're a kunoichi but a different kind of kunoichi in my opinion. Who taught you?
YUI: Like Akari and yours, mine's from my family. The Ichiro-Ninjitsu style. But I'll stop there for personal reasons, if you don't mind.
KONATSU: Okay.
Yui really like to reveal the true form of her art but that would be a big NO. The Ichiro-Ninjitsu art is something no outsider must know. Her family poses this for a good reason. Akari leads them to the two rooms for Konatsu and Yui to stay for the night. Konatsu stays beside Yui's. But unknown to the former, he is occupying the same room Ryoga formerly stayed. Yui placed her bag on the bed and sits down. She realizes that she didn't bring any extra clothes other than the ones she's currently wearing. She decides to buy some tomorrow. Akari suddenly knocks on the door.
AKARI: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I disturb you?
YUI: Nah. Just tired after the fight. Where's Konatsu?
AKARI: In his room. I'll prepare dinner soon.
YUI: How about I'll help you?
AKARI: Oh no. You are a guest and it would rude for you to do the housework.
YUI: Listen Akari, first and foremost, there is nothing rude on that part. This is my way of thanking you for letting me stay here for the night. Besides, it would be rude for me to just sit here and do nothing while you do all the housework. So, how about it?
Akari thinks about this. Yui is right, she thought.
AKARI: Okay then. Help me in the kitchen. I might ask Konatsu if he would want to help us.
YUI: Don't worry he will.
AKARI: [confused] What are you talking about?
YUI: I know deep down you like him.
AKARI: Only as a friend!
YUI: Then why do you let him stay here?
AKARI: Like I said, he doesn't have a home and this is my way of thanking him.
YUI: Seriously.
AKARI: I am!
YUI: In any case, I should advice you to go for it. You know, getting to know him better. What better way to do than being in the same household? I'm not implying that you should do the bang-bang method, if so well don't do that after the first date. Take the chance, don't let it slip at the grasp of your hands.
AKARI: Whoa! I'm not the type of girl who gets a guy whenever she can. I have to follow my family tradition that in order to court me, one man must defeat the prized-champion sumo pig. In this case, Katsunishiki must be defeated in order to win me.
YUI: We are in the 21st century and you still follow the old traditions?
AKARI: Do you have something against it?
YUI: Don't take this the wrong way. Old traditions can be a good thing but pre-arranged marriages and following the family law by seppuku if dishonored or disowning a child will show that the parent is not a good caretaker. The problem with these is that it will only increase the family status or pride but in turn decreases the right to choose who to love and what to do in life. Thus, it will result in loneliness, pain, anger or suicide. Much like those films that present these laws, much to my gag value.
AKARI: It seems that you've no interest with the old laws.
YUI: Sooner or later, the ones who were dragged into this will rebel and will likely to choose exile than being unhappy at all.
AKARI: Let me guess, your family follows these laws and you hated it.
YUI: Actually, my family never followed the old laws after a bad incident with my great-grandmother. She was engage by the wrong man but instead of just sitting there, she kicked back and decided that pre-arranged marriages and honor must be demolished.
AKARI: Guess your great-grandmother is an early feminist.
YUI: That's how she met my great-grandfather who was her best friend at the time.
AKARI: C'mon, we have to prepare dinner.
Yui follows Akari to Konatsu's room. When Akari tells him about the chore, he instantly complied. Then, while Konatsu is preparing the dishes, Yui helps Akari in cooking tonight's meals: ebi tempura, fried yakisoba and miso soup. In the midst of the action, Akari's grandfather, Yoshi, comes down and sees the new faces in his household.
YOSHI: Akari dear, who are these people?
AKARI: Oh, grandfather. This is Yui and Konatsu. I met them at Nerima.
KONATSU: [to Yoshi] It's a pleasure to meet you sir.
YUI: [turns around] Pleased to meet you.
YOSHI: [in a respectful tone] Hello.
AKARI: They also helped me from the crooks on separate occasions.
YOSHI: [shocked] WHAT?!
AKARI: Please calm down, grandfather! I'm okay now, thanks to them.
YOSHI: Is that so? [to the two ninjas] Thank you for saving my granddaughter.
KONATSU: Thank you. Akari is a nice girl.
Akari blushes as she hears Konatsu's comment. Yui notices this and grins.
YOSHI: Akari, next time take Katsunishiki with you! You never know what will happen to you. If it weren't for these two, you might-
AKARI: [interrupts] I know grandfather. I will never to do it again. Now, dinner's ready.
The four sit down and eat their meals.
YOSHI: Akari, what a wonderful meal!
AKARI: You should thank Yui also. She's the one who helped me.
YUI: No offense Akari, but you're too nice. Maybe letting off some steam? I can't pull a Snow White for ten minutes straight.
AKARI: Believe me, I already did. [she's referring to her attack on Ryoga]
After dinner, Konatsu helps Akari and Yoshi in feeding the pigs while Yui takes a bath. Then, she wears Akari's nightgowns, which is small for her. Later, after Akari's grandfather went to bed, the three watched a TV show about a scandal.
KONATSU: Keiichi Saito having an affair with another man? I don't see the big deal. Let him date whoever he wants.
YUI: You don't understand. Pop stars are expected to be the objects of desires of every girl. They are expected to show their manliness, or lack of thereof. With their good looks and the way they dress, they're the hunks of the teenage life. Keiichi Saito is or was a god. He could charm anyone with his hunky features. Of course, the problem is that they are "manufactured" by their managers. They dictate what to do so that their careers will last longer than the Energizer bunny. That would lead to the conflict between the managers' choices and their desire to do whatever they want.
AKARI: [impressed] Wow, you seem to know that stuff.
YUI: [sighs] That's because I dated Keiichi.
AKARI: What? Really? Is he hotter in person?
YUI: Well. . .he is handsome, sexy and cute. Don't forget gay. Guess that should teach him a lesson.
KONATSU: (confused) What are you talking about?
YUI: Do you guys see the fliers that are posted everywhere?
KONATSU: Yes, now that you mention it. . .wait a sec, you're the one who posted them?
YUI: The bitch had it coming.
AKARI: Isn't that cruel? You destroyed his career.
YUI: Like there was a career for him to begin with. A soon-to-be washed up pop star cheated behind my back. I learned later that it wasn't the first time he did that. But do you what's hurt? He asked me to marry him and now he's banging some guy. Guess I really have some bad-luck on the guys I've met.
AKARI: (You're not the only one.) You were shocked that he's gay?
YUI: I couldn't say that I'm shocked. More like a little bit expected. The rumors at my school were true after all and those signals he's been giving me, guess I've should've known that.
Akari and Konatsu glanced at Yui before turning their attention to the small screen. In a comparison between Nabiki and Yui, the former's games are child's play. The latter, on the other hand, can give the Tendo middle daughter a big run for her money.
YUI: On the plus side, you get a lot of perks like shopping and parties for hanging out with a pop star.
KONATSU: Not bad. But tell me this, do you still love him?
YUI: I don't know. I still do but now. . .can we skip this before I bawl my eyes out in pain?
KONATSU: [nods] Very well.
YUI: [yawns] I should go to sleep now. I've got a long day ahead, so I'm going to leave you guys alone. [stands up] Good night.
AKARI: Good night to you too.
KONATSU: Same here.
Yui nods and then goes to her room. So that leaves Konatsu and Akari alone in the living room.
KONATSU: Yui seems nice. Guess this means that I shouldn't mess with her, both physically and mentally.
AKARI: She is nice and helpful. [remembers something] Say, Konatsu, can I ask you something?
KONATSU: Uh, what is it?
AKARI: When you said that you were raised as a girl, what do you mean by that?
KONATSU: Well, after my dad died, I don't remember why I dress as a girl but it had something to do with my stepfamily. So, I wear make-up, dresses and the girly stuff. But, the strange thing is, I'm not attracted to guys despite my upbringing. Falling in love with Ukyo is a sure sign that I like girls.
AKARI: Oh, I see. Do you still-
KONATSU: Sometimes but I tried to resist myself from those. I bought men's magazines to help me.
AKARI: [giggles] You bought men's magazines to help you?
KONATSU: Hey! What's so funny about that? I would've asked Ranma but he's not the best example. Heck, not even to Ukyo!
AKARI: Sorry!
Akari realizes that being with Konatsu made her feel happy after being dumped by Ryoga. But she still loves Ryoga but unknown to her yet, that love has slowly declining. Konatsu, for his part, felt happy being with Akari. He failed in winning over Ukyo's heart. He might court Akari but not now since she needs a friend and he's the one.
AKARI: Konatsu, where are going after this?
KONATSU: I have no home. I don't want to go back to Ucchan's. I certainly don't want to go back to my stepfamily.
AKARI: How about you live here?
KONATSU: Thanks, but it would be like that I would be freeloading. So, what I'll do is to help you in the farm. So, how about it?
AKARI: [smiles] Fine by me! I'll talk to grandfather about this tomorrow.
The two smiled at each other and resume in watching TV.
**********
Taro packed some clothes and food his mother had prepared for him. Tomorrow morning, he'll fly out to Japan and go to Nerima. He wanted to get Happosai to change his name but that will have to pass for now. He also wished that he wouldn't bump into a certain fem-boy. As he closes his pack, his mother knocks on his door and enters.
MIYAKI: Taro dear, you better go to bed. You'll be leaving tomorrow early morning.
TARO: [turns around] Sure mother.
Taro puts his pack on the floor but notices his mother is staring at him.
TARO: Mother, is something wrong?
MIYAKI: Usually when you depart for Japan, you usually go after that old man. But this time, it seems that your intentions are different.
TARO: Believe me, mother, you have no idea what's going on. But don't worry, I'll be okay.
Actually, Taro has asked himself several times what he has gotten himself into.
MIYAKI: [sighs] Very well. I'll prepare breakfast for you before you leave, okay?
TARO: Sure mother. Good night.
MIYAKI: Good night to you too my dear.
Miyaki heads for her room while Taro closes his lights and heads for slumber land. But before he closes his eyes, Taro has been thinking about his mother. He loves her very much and would do anything for her. He doesn't know who his father is. She told him that his father died before she found out she was pregnant. Afterwards, he falls asleep.
The next morning, Taro wears his usual attire and heads to the kitchen where his mother is preparing breakfast.
TARO: Morning mother. [kisses her on the cheek]
MIYAKI: Good morning son. Eat now before you leave. I cooked so many so that you wouldn't get so hungry.
TARO: Um, mom, I'm not sure if I could finish that. [pauses] But then again, who's complaining.
Taro sits down and begins to eat his meals. After he's done, his mother escorted with him out of the village. Miyaki hugs him like any mother would to her child.
TARO: Mom, don't worry. I'll come back in one piece.
MIYAKI: [releases him] I know dear, but, I got this feeling that something's not right. Do you really know what you've gotten yourself into?
TARO: [sighs] To tell you the truth, no. But I'm going to find out. Besides, he promised me that he will help me in changing my name.
MIYAKI: You'll do anything to change your name. If only the village laws would exempt you from that particular rule.
TARO: Good-bye mother. I'll always love you.
MIYAKI: Take care okay?
Taro nods as he walks away from his mother and his village. Then he grabs a bottle of water, pours onto himself and thus activating his curse. He flies away to Japan hoping for to ask Kiev what is going on and meeting this Yui person.
************
After taking a bath, Mousse already wore his pants and undershirt. All that's left is his robe. But just as he is about to reach it, he heard a knock in his door. He opens it and sees Naga standing there, leaning on the sides.
MOUSSE: [stammers] Oh! Um. . .Naga! Hi!
NAGA: [in a flirtatious tone] Hello Mousse.
Mousse didn't catch her flirtatious tone.
MOUSSE: Come in. Please.
Naga accepts his invitation and enters the room. Mousse reaches his robe but in an instant, Naga glomps him like she's holding him for dear life.
NAGA: [seductively] Oh Mousse. When I saw you, I immediately know that you're the man for me! [her hands touches his groin which causes him to blush like hell] You sexy man! You sexy man-beast!
Mousse removes Naga from him. He steps away from her.
MOUSSE: H-hey! What are you doing?!
The near-blind martial artist tries to get away from Naga but she blocks the front door.
NAGA: Honestly, I don't know. But, tonight we can have all the fun we want.
Meanwhile, on downstairs. . .
ZELGADISS: Has anyone seen Naga?
RYOGA: No. She must have gone to her room. [Shampoo enters the inn] Whoa! What's wrong?
SHAMPOO: Have you seen Mousse? I couldn't find him.
AKANE: He said he wants to take a bath. Naga also went upstairs. . .uh-oh.
SHAMPOO: [impatient] Uh-oh what?
AKANE: Didn't you notice? Naga seems interested on Mousse.
SHAMPOO: Aiyah! What if scary woman seduce poor Moo-Moo!? [pauses] Why I speak this way exactly?
RYOGA: Moo-Moo? Where the hell did you come up with that?
UKYO: I don't know. Moo-Moo sounds cute. [to Shampoo] Is he your boyfriend?
SHAMPOO: Shampoo don't know. We might be a couple. We probably come from same place. But why scary woman with Moo-Moo?
UKYO: Ooooh. Are you jealous?
Suddenly, they hear Mousse screaming for help.
GOURRY: What's that?
SHAMPOO: I knew it!
Shampoo immediately went upstairs to Mousse's room.
RYOGA: There goes the angry girlfriend.
Shampoo knocks the Mousse's door but no one would respond. She could still hear Mousse's voice calling for help. Unconsciously, Shampoo kicks the door down very hard. As she enters, she sees Naga on top of Mousse.
SHAMPOO: Evil scary woman! Let go of Moo-Moo!
NAGA: [offended by what Shampoo called her] Hey! Couldn't you at least say my REAL name?! And what are you doing here? Leave us alone!
SHAMPOO: Leave Moo-Moo alone. He's mine!
NAGA: Yours? [laughs] Come on. You couldn't remember who you really are.
SHAMPOO: So you take advantage of a person who lost memory? Shame on you!
MOUSSE: Naga, please. . .get off me!!!
NAGA: Do you want to start a fight little girl? I can take you on in heartbeat.
SHAMPOO: So can Shampoo!
Shampoo leaps on Naga, causing her to fall. Mousse quickly gets up and goes to a corner in figuring out what to do with the two bickering girls. Shampoo has Naga on a full Nelson until the latter pulls the former's hair very hard. Shampoo gives a big yelp thus letting go of the Serpent. The two face each other in a dueling manner. Naga this time charges at her but the Amazon sidestep to the left and trip her to the floor. Shampoo is now on top of her and is about to give her a punch when Naga chants something she didn't understand. Shampoo suddenly is slammed away to the wall. Naga gets up decides to finish her with a Freeze Arrow. At this time, Mousse is watching them while trying to figure out how to stop them from killing each other, but in a freaky manner, he finds this a turn-on. Just as Naga is about to unleash her favorite spell, Amelia and the others arrive to stop them.
AMELIA: Gracia, stop!
NAGA: Amelia, don't interrupt me! This girl interrupted my lovely night with Mousse!
RANMA: Just calm down! You don't just hope in the sack with someone you just met. Others will think of you as a slut! [Naga glares at her] I mean it!
GOURRY: Oh boy. Guess this means we're going to pay the damages here.
LINA: [looks around] There's no damage here.
GOURRY: Just be prepared.
For once, Gourry is using his brain. Ukyo and Akane approaches Mousse in the corner.
UKYO: Why didn't you stop them?
MOUSSE: Hello! Two violent chicks fight and not a good time to interrupt!
NAGA: Mousse, who do you love the most?
MOUSSE: [shocked] Eh?
SHAMPOO: That's right Moo-Moo. Who you love? Me or this scary woman here?
MOUSSE: Why are you doing this to me?!
NAGA/SHAMPOO: [forcefully] CHOOSE!
MOUSSE: [gulps hard] Well. . .[pauses] could you ladies continue to fight?
NAGA/SHAMPOO: [shocked] What?
MOUSSE: [grins] It was kind of a turn on for me.
Shampoo and Naga couldn't believe what he had just said. Akane and Ukyo punched him in the face.
AKANE: [angry] What kind of an answer is that?
UKYO: You think they're a bunch of objects for you to fantasize?
MOUSSE: I-
Lina and Amelia come to him also.
AMELIA: You know what, Mr. Mousse? I thought you were a gentleman but as it turns out you are an enslaver to women! It is a violation against human rights!
MOUSSE: Wait a sec-
LINA: We'll just pound you good.
With Shampoo and Naga approaching him, Mousse finds himself with six women surrounding him.
NAGA: Seriously, of all the nerve!
SHAMPOO: Time to play who's the object now!
MOUSSE: [nervously] Girls please spare me! I'm sorry!
None of them bother to listen as they beat up Mousse with all of their feminine rage. Ranma, Ryoga, Gourry and Zelgadiss carefully went in to their rooms.
RYOGA: Phew! Poor Mousse. Do you think we should stop them?
RANMA: And get beaten up by them?
RYOGA: I got your point.
The silent night is filled with Mousse's agonizing screams.
**********
The next morning, Ranma, Ryoga, Zelgadiss and Gourry are eating their breakfast when Ukyo and Akane come in downstairs, tired and hungry.
RANMA: So, how was slasherfest?
UKYO: We beat him up only I think 20 minutes.
RANMA: Because you felt sorry for him?
UKYO: Because we were tired.
RYOGA: Hey Ukyo, wanna sit beside me?
UKYO: [brightens up] Sure.
Ukyo sits beside Ryoga while Akane sits between Ranma and Gourry. Ukyo and Ryoga look cuddly together.
AKANE: Isn't that sweet? It seems Ryoga and Ukyo seem comfortable together. I think they were dating before.
RANMA: I don't know. Something's not right.
AKANE: Is it because you turn into a girl or you're attracted to me? We better find a cure foor your curse because I don't want people to think I'm gay or something. [pauses] Whoa.
RANMA: What?
AKANE: I think I'm kinda gay. [to Zelgadiss] Can't you do something?
ZELGADISS: Well, normally when someone loses his memory, it's because of being hit with a physical object very hard. But what makes you think this is a cause of magical forces?
RANMA: We don't know.
AKANE: Well, I kinda found this in my pocket when I woke up this morning. [shows the book of spells] When I read it, it showed various texts about black magic, white magic. . .you know, your kind of stuff.
ZELGADISS: Let me see.
Akane gives him the book. Zelgadiss reads some of the spells there with the reaction of awe. They knew something's up.
ZELGADISS: This is amazing! Tell me, where did you. . .[he suddenly remembers that they lost their memories so no need to bother asking them] never mind.
RYOGA: What's with the awe and good impression look?
ZELGADISS: [whispers] This book contains all kinds of spells. But the difference is that these spells can do other things even Lina and I cannot do like a resurrection spell. Even it contains summoning the forces of darkness.
RANMA: Why are you whispering?
ZELGADISS: [whispers] If Lina finds out about this book, may the Powers That Be bless us with mercy.
UKYO: What's wrong with that?
GOURRY: Lina can abuse her powers to get whatever she wants.
UKYO: So this means that you're siding with Zelgadiss so that Lina won't fry you if she gets angry. Am I correct?
GOURRY: [gulps] Yeah.
ZELGADISS: [snickers] Wussy.
RANMA: [to Akane and Ukyo] So, how's Shampoo?
AKANE: Grumpy. When she went to bed, she didn't bother to talk about it. Guess this means Shampoo is a jealous lover of sorts.
UKYO: How about Mousse?
GOURRY: Beaten, tired. Zelgadiss healed him but he's sleeping like rock.
RANMA: Don't you mean sleeping like a log?
GOURRY: Rock, log. They're all the same to me.
********
After breakfast, they began to start their journey to Dark Mountain again, but this time Naga is coming with them, much to Amelia's joy and Lina, Mousse and Shampoo's dismay. Despite her actions last night, Naga glomps to Mousse on his left. Not to be outmatched, Shampoo also glomps at him to his right. The two women give dagger glares at each other. Ryoga has his right hand on Ukyo's waist while the latter herself puts her head on his shoulder, just like a real couple. Gourry, seeing Ryoga and Ukyo, tries to do the same to Lina but instead of holding her waist, he accidentally touched her butt. Lina yelps and furiously fries him with electricity. Gourry lays on the ground electrocuted.
Unknown to them, Xelloss is watching them at the top of a tree hiding. He smiles cruelly as he plans to finish them once they reached the mountain and get the treasure. But as he sees Naga, he senses something is wrong with the woman. He then concludes that-
FAHNIR: Didn't your elders teach you not to peek into other people's business?
Xelloss turns around and sees Fahnir with his arms cross and leaning on the top of the tree.
XELLOSS: I'm surprised that I didn't sense your presence. I suppose you're not from this world, aren't you?
FAHNIR: You suppose correctly.
XELLOSS: Who are you and what do you want?
FAHNIR: Like you said. I don't come from this world. Let me guess, you're a Mazoku?
XELLOSS: Guess that makes us even.
FAHNIR: And just what exactly are you doing?
XELLOSS: What's this got to do with yours?
FAHNIR: I am not going to share my plans with the likes of you. By the way, nice haircut. It's nice to see the softer side of those barbaric barbers.
XELLOSS: Is that an insult?
FAHNIR: That would be a big DUH.
XELLOSS: [snickers] Despite your otherworldly appearance, do not underestimate me.
Xelloss suddenly begins to open his eyes. This would indicate trouble.
XELLOSS: I don't know who you really are but it's best that you bug off.
FAHNIR: [snaps his fingers as if he remembered something] Oh yeah, I forgot! You're Xelloss! You're the one responsible for the deaths of the Ryozoku race! Man that was a watercooler moment! It looks like someone slaughtered a Save The Extinct Animals catalogue!
XELLOSS: It's nice that you're impressed with my work.
FAHNIR: Please. No offense but yours is a strawberry cupcake to my chocolate cake.
XELLOSS: What are you talking about?
FAHNIR: Elementary, my dear Xelloss. [smiles] I can destroy a world.
XELLOSS: I know a lot who can-
FAHNIR: Oh no no no. Not the let's destroy the world movement. Not just yet. There has to be rape, pillage and murder. You know, the usual destructive stuff. Right now I've got bigger plans.
Xelloss sinks in the information. He may be bluffing but he has to be sure. All of a sudden, a certain thought crossed his mind.
XELLOSS: The woman! What did you do to her?
FAHNIR: Damn! You figure out that! You're a smart ass. But you're not going to interfere with my plans.
XELLOSS: [smirks] Make me.
Xelloss performs an energy blast at him but he quickly disappears just as the blast reaches him. It destroyed a couple of trees. Xelloss flew to the air to look for Fahnir but right before he can sense his presence behind him, Fahnir dug his fingers into his head and starts absorbing him and his powers. Xelloss screams in pain and in disbelief that someone has beaten a Mazoku. After the absorption, Fahnir lets go of the unconscious Xelloss and the latter falls to the ground. He smiles at his victory and watches Ranma and the others walking. He looks at them carefully. He didn't see the Keywielder himself but he sees his companions or as he would call it, his groupies. But the sight of the female Ranma catches his eye. Unlike his colleagues, he isn't aware of Ranma's curse and presumes that the girl half is somewhat new. In a startling manner, he finds her. . .very beautiful.
*********
After a quick breakfast, Yui packs up her things and heads downstairs where Akari and Konatsu are waiting for her.
AKARI: I really hate to see you go. But, who's stopping you?
YUI: Sorry guys. As much as I like hanging around with you, I really need to do some business.
KONATSU: What kind of business? Posing the picture of your ex-boyfriend on the internet?
YUI: We already did that. It's personal. Well then, this is goodbye for now. I hope you guys would stay away from danger.
Akari hugs Yui in a friendly manner.
AKARI: Thanks for helping me.
YUI: No problem. [Akari lets go] Here's my e-mail address. Then we can about stuff. Well then see ya.
Akari and Konatsu watches Yui leaving to Nerima. They wave good-bye to their friend.
KONATSU: I hope she'll be fine.
AKARI: Don't worry, she'll be okay. So, what do you want to do?
KONATSU: I held my promise that I will help you in your farm in exchange of letting me stay here.
AKARI: That's your choice. Come on.
Akari holds Konatsu in his hand as she leads him to the farm.
********
Yui arrived at Nerima at 30 minutes before the time of the meeting of her client. The thing is, he was suppose to meet her yesterday but didn't make an appearance. She then thought of her mission that she is supposed to assist this person. Unfortunately, they didn't give her the full identity of the man she is meeting. She also remembered to buy some clothes, including a jacket in case she goes to another country like the US and Europe.
At the same time Taro arrives at Nerima by landing in the alley. After transforming back into his human form. Taro proceeds to the meeting area which is in the playground. He came to Nerima several times just for Happosai but he's not familiar with the other places. He soon asks for questions.
As putting her stuff in her backpack, Yui goes out from the bargain store and asks around for the playground, her meeting place. After a stranger tells her the directions, she proceeds. While walking, she sees a dark- haired woman attacking two girls with a gymnast ribbon. Yui jumps in front of the girls and grabs the ribbon, just like Ranma did a long time ago when she first met Kodachi.
KODACHI: Fool! What are you doing?
YUI: [to the girls] Beat it. [the girls comply to her request and flee] What's this about? Beating strangers at your own desire?
KODACHI: You despicable whore! Mind your own damn business and stop blocking my path! Ranma-darling is in constant danger and I must help him at all costs!
YUI: [offended] Hey! Watch your mouth bitch! Wait are you talking about Ranma Saotome?
KODACHI: You know my Ranma-darling? [desperate] Please tell me, where is he?
YUI: I haven't met him or don't know where he is.
KODACHI: [furious] LIAR! You know him so you must tell me where he is so I can free him from those witches or you will suffer the wrath of Kodachi Kuno!
Normally, Kodachi, even though she's insane, wouldn't resort to this. But lately, without Ranma, she's like a tree dying without water. Upon hearing the name Kuno, Yui winces at that name. It all reminds her of Tatewaki.
YUI: Look, all I can say is I haven't met the guy. I just heard of him. Look, I know you're a nice girl even though you're a psycho but leave me out of this.
KODACHI: Is that so? Well then. . .PREPARE TO SUFFER!
YUI: I take it back. You're a psycho bitch.
Yui lets go of the ribbon as Kodachi whips it around. The gymnast twirls her ribbon around her and aims it at her. Yui dodges it and still remains in her position in hoping the girl would stop. Unfortunately she didn't so she expects the worst. Kodachi continues to whip at her while Yui continues to dodge it. Kodachi begins to throw her Razor Hoops at her. In return, Yui jumps over the physical projectiles as they destroy a bench and a tree. Kodachi unleashes her spike clubs and performs the Senju Konbo at Yui. The kunoichi manages to find the weak spot and pulls at right front kick in disarming her and an axe kick to her face. Kodachi is surprised as her clubs fall to the ground so she staggers back and now resorts in using her ribbon. She uses it to grab a bench and toss it at her. Yui rolls away to the left as the bench approaches at her. Kodachi charges at her with a single spike club and lunges at her. Yui dodges the attack as Kodachi swings it at her. It wasn't until the sixth swing when she grabs Kodachi's hand, disarms the club with her knee and breaks her arm. Kodachi violently screams in pain and Yui slams her head to the ground. Kodachi looks at her with anger and in pain as the red-head looks at her with pity and disgust.
KODACHI: [in pain] You. . .peasant. . .how dare-
YUI: Hey Kodachi, didn't someone tell you not to jump into conclusions? Guess life's a real bitch. [leans toward her] I know your reputation. [in a threatening tone] If you try to attack me one more time, I WILL kill you.
Yui stands up and goes to the playground with Kodachi clutching her broken arm.
Taro walks to the playground while not minding his surroundings. His gut tells him there's something going on with this meeting but he's not sure what. He really wanted to pursue Happosai right now but something tells him now's not the right time. While running through his thoughts, he absentmindedly bumped into Kuno. Taro notices this but decides to leave it as it is. Kuno, being the arrogant man, is angry at his actions.
KUNO: [angry] Hey you foolish coward! Apologize for your impudent actions!
Taro, being the arrogant man, scoffs at his request since he's got no time for this and walks away. Kuno is furious so he uses his bokken and lunges it near Taro's face.
KUNO: For such a man with no manners, how dare you not to comply at my request!
Taro follows no one, except his mother.
TARO: [turns around] Who are you to tell me what to do? And what's with the wooden toy sword? Aren't you big enough to play with that thing?
KUNO: [pissed for Taro's insult] FOOL! This may not be a real weapon but this can ultimately destroy those who dare to cross Tatewaki Kuno!
TARO: [sarcastically] Right. And I use pantyhose as a weapon. [actually, he does use one]
KUNO: Is that an insult? What do you know about kendo, peasant!? I shall teach you not to mess the Great Blue Thunder of Furinkan High!
TARO: [bursts out laughing] Blue Thunder? Blue Blunder's more like it!
Kuno has had it. He strikes at Taro but the latter grabs the tip with his own bare hands. Kuno tries to let go but Taro suddenly breaks the wooden bokken into half. Kuno is shocked at this but before he can react violently, he gets knocked out by Taro using a strong left jab, leaving a bloodied nose. Taro smirks at the fallen kendoist and leaves.
Ten blocks before reaching the playground, Yui quickly runs to her destination but she hears a familiar voice up in the roofs.
HAPPOSAI: [proudly] WHAT A HAUL! WHAT A HAUL! WHAT A HAPPY DAY IT IS! HA HA!
Yui cringes at the sight of the old pervert. The enemy of her clan of sorts.
YUI: [mutters] Well well well. If it isn't the useless member of the society, time to sic you into misery.
Yui grabs a cover of the garbage can and carefully aims at her target, who is currently stealing some panties. When her internally green light tells her to go, Yui tosses the cover at her. Happosai, who is currently busy, didn't notice the projectile aiming at him. However, he senses this too late as he turns around and sees it. As a result, Happosai is knocked off the roof with this precious beauties falling away from him. He calls out his pretties as he falls to the pavement. Yui smiles at this and decides to carry on. But even the great martial artists have their own clumsy incidents as she bumps into the garbage can and falls over, much to her embarrassment. If word gets out, she would be the butt-monkey of all jokes.
TARO: [concerned] You okay?
Yui looks up and sees Taro blocking the sun in her view. He lends his hand for her to up.
YUI: [hols his hand] Yeah. I'm okay.
Yui gets up with Taro's help.
YUI: Thanks.
TARO: No problem.
YUI: Say, what's your name?
Now, this is the question Taro dreaded the most. When someone asks his name, he figuratively wets his pants and sweats furiously, especially when a beautiful girl does so. He hated this. He hated his name and he hated Happosai very much for ruining his life. He shakes like an unstable person.
YUI: Hello? What's your name?
In an instant, Taro began to run like hell to the direction of the playground. He runs away just like the two pretty girls he met separately in China. He's filled with shame and embarrassment.
YUI: [shouts] HEY! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GOING?!!! [mutters] Man, what a weirdo.
**********
It is about 3 in the afternoon when the group finally reached Dark Mountain after series of accidents and wrong directions. As they reached the entrance, they decided to rest for a while.
RANMA: This is Dark Mountain? It's damn dark alright.
The mountain itself is somewhat in comparison to Mt. Everest, but its dark- colored rocks differ from the famous landmark. On the top of it is covered with dark clouds. It looks like the place is deserted or so they think it is.
NAGA: Finally! After all that hard work, let us be on our way to claim the treasure! [laughs out loudly which echoes around the mountainside]
SHAMPOO: That will scare the monsters alright. [Naga glares at her]
NAGA: Shampoo! What kind of a name is that?
SHAMPOO: [gives Lina the evil eye] What you talking about?
NAGA: Do you have a twin sister named Conditioner? [snickers]
SHAMPOO: Shampoo don't know! And leave Shampoo alone! [furious] Stop laughing, freaky woman!
Everyone else look at the two feuding women exchanging insults. For Ranma and Lina, this is either amusement or sheer stupidity.
AKANE: [sighs] They've been each other's throats since we left.
MOUSSE: At least we've got entertainment to chase away boredom. [all the girls glare at him] What?
LINA: Guess that beating still doesn't change you a bit.
MOUSSE: I already said I'm sorry!
AKANE: Well, watch your mouth or you'll get it.
Ranma, Ryoga, Ukyo, Amelia, Gourry and Zelgadiss look at the mountain.
RANMA: Excuse the pun, but Dark Mountain's all dark. Kinda decreases the creepy factor.
ZELGADISS: It's inside that count. The problem is we have no map for this place so we're at a disadvantage.
UKYO: What about the riddle? What's the connection with this place?
AMELIA: Could be a verbal map of sorts or one of those open sesames things. [to Naga] Sister, are you sure the information that you gave us is reliable?
NAGA: I'll be frank. Yes, the info is reliable. The man who told me guaranteed that it's true.
ZELGADISS: But something's out. He might not give you a full story.
NAGA: How should I know? If you're interested, why don't you look for him?
GOURRY: What did he look like?
NAGA: He has green hair. [squeals like a teenage girl] By gods, he is the sexiest and handsomest man I've ever met!
SHAMPOO: So, scary woman two-time? Shame on you!
NAGA: Please, he was nothing compare to Mousse. Shall I describe his gorgeous manly features?
RANMA: Which one?
NAGA: I could start with the two of them.
RYOGA: Please don't.
LINA: [stands up] Come on people! Let's go and get that treasure!
RYOGA: You're serious? We don't even know what's inside!
LINA: Don't be silly! We're together so we can overcome the obstacles.
GOURRY: Yeah! Lina's right! Especially when she decided to make the six of you as a cannon fodder.
Lina is mortified and pissed at Gourry. The NWC are shocked and pissed at Lina. Amelia, Zelgadiss and Naga decided to ignore the upcoming fight fest. Gourry, realizing that he accidentally spilled the secret, whistles innocently and prays silently that Lina doesn't flay him alive. Everything is silent for a minute.
AKANE: Wait a sec, what do you mean cannon fodder?
LINA: I. . .er. . .um-
MOUSSE: You've been using us all along!?
LINA: [nervously chuckles] He he. . .it's not like that. . .
RANMA: Aha! I knew it! I knew it! I knew something's not right! Not exactly what I originally thought, but I knew something's wrong.
LINA: [tries to defend herself] HEY! It's not like that!
UKYO: Then what do you really need us for?
GOURRY: [to Zelgadiss] What's exactly a cannon fodder? Something that involves cannons? [Zelgadiss rolls his eyes and sighs at Gourry's dumbness]
LINA: Helping me getting the treasure. [smiles]
RYOGA: [glares at Lina] Or using us as bait! Seriously, I thought you were a good person!
Hearing this, Naga, Amelia, Gourry and Zelgadiss laugh so hard. Lina takes their reactions as an offense.
LINA: [to the three of them] WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP?!!! I AM A GOOD PERSON AND. . .STOP LAUGHING WILL YA?
RANMA: I've had enough. Let's go guys.
Ranma and the others walked away from Lina's group. Lina herself watches them as they stroll down the pathway.
LINA: [yells at them] FINE! BE THAT WAY! HOPE YOU WON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING FOREVER! I ALSO HOPE YOU GUYS GET STUCK HERE COZ I'M LOOKING FOR BIGGER FISHES TO FRY! OH YEAH, WHEN I GET THE TREASURE, ALL OF YOU WILL GROVEL BEFORE ME!
NAGA: There goes Lina Inverse. Full-time sorceress, part-time negative cheerleader.
Lina approaches Gourry and as he tries to escape, she grabs him by his hair and electrocutes him. When she's done, Gourry drops to the ground in pain and suffers numerous burns.
AMELIA: Lina, you shouldn't have done that.
LINA: [throws a hissy fit] Ooooh! If he would just shut his mouth!
NAGA: Just who are they exactly?
LINA: Some weirdoes I picked up while I was on my way to Sailune.
AMELIA: What if they got lost?
LINA: They'll just hold us back. Come on and [screams with pride] LET'S GET THAT TREASURE!
Everyone sighs and proceed to Dark Mountain.
**********
SHAMPOO: You know, we shouldn't have stormed out like that.
RANMA: And let Naga seduce your Moo-Moo?
SHAMPOO: Good point.
RANMA: Besides, we can handle ourselves.
RYOGA: Speak for yourself. We lost memories and we don't know where we are.
AKANE: We already know that.
RYOGA: And this one person who I thought could help us turns out to be a big fat liar
MOUSSE: And your point is?
RYOGA: [sighs] We're being drove away by a so-called "most feared sorceress" who can help us. Think about it, if she left and ignored us, do you think that she would be willing to help us. Yes I know, she's using us but I'm willing to do anything to bring my memory back and [looks at Ukyo tenderly] know more.
AKANE: Even if it means being use as bait?
UKYO: Hey! I'm willing! Anything to bring us back to normal!
MOUSSE: You're just doing that for him.
UKYO: Yeah so?
They have been walking for 30 minutes since they went away from the mountain. They're still upset and disappointed about what had just happened.
UKYO: Seriously, Ryo-chan's got a-
SHAMPOO: Ooo, now you're calling Ryoga "Ryo-chan".
UKYO: Don't get me started with Moo-Moo. As I was saying, Ryo. . .ga [she says Ryoga instead of Ryo-chan because she wants to save herself from embarrassment] has a point. Sure we hate Lina but we have no choice but to let her help us restore our freaking memories. [stops walking] Say, what if our lives before this were screwed up?
RANMA: Why are you saying that? Don't tell me you've given up?
UKYO: I'm not. It's just that I was wondering what if our lives were not sweet as candy. You know, full of angst, full of revenge and hatred.
RANMA: Well, I'd rather be in this condition rather than living in that part of my life.
MOUSSE: For what I see, life is not full of happy endings. Life can be depressing.
RANMA: Now you're only proving her stupid point. I mean, why do we need to experience sadness and. . .[looks around] do any of you guys remember the route?
AKANE: We were just following Ryoga. [to Ryoga] Do you know where we're going?
RYOGA: [sweat drops] I don't know. Maybe we should ask.
RANMA: Really like who? Birds and chipmunks?
AKANE: There's no one here. Great, what a nice time to get lost. Thanks a lot Ryoga!
RYOGA: Hey! Why are you blaming at me for? Sorry I took you guys on the wrong way!
Just as Ryoga finished his sentence, they hear a loud explosion from their side.
AKANE: [scared] What was that?
SHAMPOO: Sh-shampoo don't know. . .[to Mousse] Moo-Moo, go take a look.
MOUSSE: [scared] Forget it! [hides behind Ranma] Ran. . .er, I mean Gokina, er I mean, Goku, why don't you take a look and see what is happening?
RANMA: [turns around and faces Mousse] ME? You're the smart-ass guy! Why don't you take a look!
MOUSSE: [looks at Ryoga] Hey Ryoga, be a very gentleman and-
RYOGA: NO FREAKING WAY!
SHAMPOO: What is wrong with you boys?! Aren't you supposed to protect us girls? [looks at Ranma] Sorry Goku, you're not included in the protection list. [Ranma frowns]
MOUSSE: You seem eager in going there. Why don't you go there yourself?
UKYO: HEY! That's no way-
RYOGA: Like they say, ladies first.
UKYO: Of all the nerve! [looks at Akane] Why not Akane? She's the only one-
AKANE: Why don't WE all look? Guys in the front, girls in the back.
RANMA: Why not you in the front? You're the one who suggested that.
Their little argument is suddenly interrupted by a group of Heartless who are jumping in front of them. Their reaction? They screamed out loud and run as fast as they can. If their real counterparts see this, they would hang in shame. The Heartless are bewildered by their sudden change of behavior. Last time, they have fought them and now they ran away from them? Then again, that might be a good thing. Fahnir appears out of nowhere and instructs them his orders.
FAHNIR: Follow them and kill them, as simple as that. Except for the red- haired girl. Bring her to me alive (so I may know if she looks good in a French Maid's dress). Now, move!
The Heartless did as they were told and teleported to their current location. Fahnir sat on the branch of a tree and begins to wonder what will happen. He just absorbed Xelloss' power so he's ready for a showdown and hopes that the big man will be pleased.
***********
Taro sat on the swing with his head hanging in shame. He just ran away from, in his opinion, the most beautiful girl he has ever seen so far. A big crack on his ego and has decided to forget about it. He looks around to find Kiev but so far he hasn't showed up yet.
YUI: Why the hell did you do that?
Taro's surprised and turns around only to see Yui with her arms crossed and a scowl look on her face.
TARO: How did you find me?
YUI: I have my ways.
She comes near him but he didn't move away, which could be a good thing.
YUI: Besides, what's wrong with me asking your name?
TARO: You don't understand.
YUI: Oh, really? Tell me then.
TARO: Wait a sec, why should I tell you? A girl like you might not understand the hell I've been through.
YUI: Let me guess: your name. Sure I understand what you've been through. I have this friend once whose name literally means in English "snot". She was so embarrassed that she demanded her parents to change her name but when they didn't, she sued them in court. Guess to show that you would go to extremes to change your name. Am I right, Pantyhose Taro?
Taro flinched at her revelation. But surprisingly, she didn't laugh.
TARO: [surprised] H-how-
YUI: Let's just say I have information about you. [tries not to laugh but Taro notices this, being how sensitive he can be]
TARO: [prying] Are you laughing?
YUI: No!
TARO: Yes you are! Stop it!
YUI: What the hell's your problem P?
TARO: What did you just called me?
YUI: If you hated your name so much, why won't change it?
TARO: I love to but I can't alright!? Tell me what did you just called me or I'll beat the stuff out of you.
YUI: [sneers] Guess that would make you a member of the He-Man Woman Haters Club. I like to see you try.
TARO: [cracks his knuckles] You no idea what you've gotten yourself into.
YUI: You're challenging me to a fight? Why not, I've been itching one for a while. Besides, you show no mercy especially to women. So show me what you got big boy.
Taro throws a right jab but she immediately dodges it. She counters it with a left hook but he grabs it and throws her to the ground but as she reaches it she kicks him in the face. Taro staggers back and Yui lands on the ground. She quickly gets up and uses a jumping spinning roundhouse at his face. Taro falls back but he uses the swing and hits it on her face. Both regained their composure and continued fighting. Both use roundhouse kicks but they cancel out each other. Taro performs a spinning roundhouse but Yui dodges and performs a sweep kick which he down. When he is on the ground, Yui tries to kick him but Taro blocks it and pushes her away which also manages to let her fall on the side. Both get up and Yui throws a combination of a left jab, a right and left spinning back fist. Taro blocks the punches and soon they trade, block and dodge punches and kicks.
At this time, a lot of people are watching the fight. It's been a while since Ranma and the rest disappeared and needless to say, they kind of missed it despite the much anticipated destruction of the playground. It was at this time, Nabiki and her friend watched the fight with astonishment. This was her first time she has seen a very skillful and strong girl fighting against Taro, whom she recognized immediately. Their fight might have something to do with his name. She wants to place a bet but she and her friend are late for the movies so she decides to let this pass and move on from the scene.
Yui flips back to the see-saw while Taro jumps to it also. Both played balance and conquer as one tries to let the other fall. Taro wins on this but Yui jumps back and throws shurikens at him. He avoids it and they hit on the seesaw. She charges at him at continues to throw punches at him. He counters it by grabbing them and holds them tightly. Yui tries to get out of Taro's grasp but couldn't so she performs a scorpion kick and it hits him in the face and staggers back. She uses an axe kick but he quickly dodges it and punches her in the stomach and in the face. He grabs her left arm and tries to break it but Yui kicks him in the face and throws him to the side. Both try to finish the fight but they were interrupted by a voice.
KIEV: Nice fight. I never thought such a girl like you could be that strong and can match up with the likes of him.
Yui sees Kiev walking towards them and gets the shock of her life.
YUI: YOU! I KNOW YOU! You're the one who followed me while I was on assignment in Beijing a month ago!
KIEV: Guess there's no need for introductions.
TARO: You know each other.
YUI: No. He just followed me but-
KIEV: You should be thankful that I saved you from those demons whom you had a run-in.
YUI: Well thank you.
KIEV: You're not bad on using the gun either.
TARO: You used a gun? How very martial artist of you.
YUI: Oh what do you know?
KIEV: Taro, seems your skills have been falling back lately. Guess it's embarrassing to get beaten by a girl.
TARO: Hey! Stop that! I've faced enough embarrassment in my damn life!
YUI: You're too damn depressive P. [apparently, she hasn't met Ryoga yet]
TARO: [yells at her] STOP CALLING P!
YUI: [sighs] Fine.
TARO: All right Kiev, what exactly is going on?
YUI: Wait a sec, your name is Kiev? I thought your name is Riku.
Kiev flinches at what Yui just said. Then he realizes that his enemies called him within Yui's earshot.
TARO: Your name is Riku? Now, this is getting strange [looks at Yui] and beyond strange.
YUI: Seriously, what's with the name change? And what are you doing here?
RIKU: I'll explain everything. I guess Matsumoto never told you that I'm your client.
YUI: [shocked] How do you know my dad's name? Am I living in the bizarre world?
RIKU: Long story. But now we have to go. Don't worry, your father knows about this.
TARO: Excuse me but who exactly are you?
RIKU: In short, my real name is Riku but I called myself Kiev for. . .particular reasons. You may call me Riku.
YUI: Next thing we know you'll resort to Prince and then TAFKAP.
TARO: Where exactly are we going?
Riku didn't answer his question but he leads the two curious teens to the temple where Ranma fought the Darkside.
YUI: Wait, this temple was destroyed. I watched news that took place here in Nerima a while back. Something about seeing black creatures destroying the place.
RIKU: Those were the same creatures that you ran into in Beijing.
TARO: [confused] Creatures? What creatures? Hey blind man, what the hell is going on?
RIKU: First things first. The creatures I mentioned are the Heartless I was telling you about.
YUI: The Heartless? What kind of a name is that?
Riku chants something both couldn't understand. Then the spell produces a portal that appeared in front of them, much to Taro and Yui's shock and astonishment.
RIKU: C'mon, we don't have time. We have to go.
The three of them walked into the portal. But as portal closes, Taro says something that has been on his mind.
TARO: Hey Riku, can I have Kiev as my name? It sounds pretty cool if you ask me.
**********
Lina, Gourry, Zelgadiss, Amelia and Naga have been walking in the mountain for a while. Needless to say, it's dark for mountaim. Luckily, right before they entered, they lit a torch. Most of the time, Lina ignored Gourry's apologies while the other three talk about certain stuff.
AMELIA: We got big problems like we have no map.
LINA: There's no map for this place to begin with. So expect us to get lost. . .wait, I can cast a tracker spell to locate the treasure! Why didn't I ever think of that before?
NAGA: Because you've been busy fighting Gourry ever since they bailed you out?
LINA: [glares at Gourry who's been giving her innocent puppy eyes indicating that he's sorry] Yeah, that.
Lina begins to perform a tracking spell but her concentration is interrupted by screams of terror that are coming in their way. Gourry draws his swords as the others prepare themselves for the worse. It turns out that the NWC are running towards them, fleeing from terror. They literally ran into Lina and the others.
LINA: Well, well, well. If it ain't the dweeb set. Glad of you to join us.
RANMA: Lina, you've got to help us! Some creatures are after us!
LINA: After everything you've done-
NAGA: [ecstatic] Oh Mousse my darling! [glomps at him, which made Shampoo furious] Where have you been?
SHAMPOO: You let go of Moo-Moo right now! [holds Mousse's arm]
NAGA: Away, pest!
ZELGADISS: Wait, wait. What are after you?
AKANE: Creatures! Big, bulky, black and I don't think they coming to play with us!
LINA: [skeptic] Uh huh.
AKANE: We're serious!
The Heartless appeared out of nowhere and quickly surrounded the group.
LINA: [smirks] Geez, these are the freaks you kiddies are afraid of? Stand back coz I'm going to blast them away!
Lina chants to release a fireball but nothing came out. After a few tries, Lina throws a frustrating tantrum. Naga, Zelgadiss and Amelia tried to cast their respective spells but nothing came out.
AMELIA: What's going on?
ZELGADISS: I think this place is magic-proof! [draws his sword] We have to resort to physical attacks!
LINA: [frustrated] Shit. No wonder something's wrong with this place!
NAGA: [emotionless] I wouldn't say that.
Naga's eyes turned black and floated in the air.
AMELIA: G-gracia?
RANMA: Ooookay. What the hell's with her?
ZELGADISS: She's under some sort of spell!
LINA: [shocked] WHAT?!
Naga summons her Freeze Arrows at them. They all avoided the projectiles. Naga closed her eyes and suddenly the ground shook violently.
AMELIA: GRACIA! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!
ZELGADISS: I don't think your sister would listen to you. We have to go now!
AMELIA: But-
RANMA: We move or we die! Come on!
Ranma and the rest run to the nearest passageway. The Heartless gives them the chase while Naga teleported for one thing: a little rematch with Lina Inverse.
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UP NEXT: The gang accidentally splits up as they face the Heartless and Naga and possibly, a chance for a cure of their amnesias. A certain event will strain Ryoga and Ukyo's friendship. Taro, Riku and Yui may land in the wrong world. Someone from Genma's past pays a surprise visit.
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AUTHOR'S NOTES:
Happy New Year to all. I hope you guys have wonderful holidays.
Please review, for better or for worse. Reviews are the only things that motivate me.
1. This takes place in the AU Slayers world.
2. Taro and Yui are recruited, like Ranma and the rest, to fight the Heartless. But, under Riku's own methods that has nothing to do with a certain Keyhole.
3. Like I said earlier, Yui will play a pivotal role. But, she's gray.
4. The chapter after next will deal with uncovering secrets with the gang. Angst mode ahead.
5. Ukyo's father's name is Akira (or so I read).
If you guys got any questions and/or suggestions, just post. If you want to hear spoilers, just e-mail me privately.
Everyone settled at the dinner table in the inn. Lina is waiting for Naga's answer of where she has been for the last few years. Same thing goes to Amelia, for she wants to know why she left her and her father. The rest are sitting and waiting for the words that come out from Naga's mouth.
NAGA: First things first. For those who don't know me I'm Naga The Serpent. I am also known as Naga, The Greatest and Strongest Rival of Lina Inverse. [goes into her trademark laughter which sent the chills to everyone's spine]
LINA: [deadpanned] She's also known as Naga, the goldfish's feces.
NAGA: [offended] SHUT UP! DON'T YOU DARE SAY THAT!
LINA: Come on. It's true no matter how many times you say it.
UKYO: Why was she called the goldfish's feces?
LINA: She keeps following me around like a sick puppy. No matter what, you can't just get rid of her.
NAGA: Hmph! Obviously, you haven't changed a bit!
LINA: Look who's talking.
AMELIA: [decides to change the topic] Gracia, where have you been? Father and I have been worried about you for years!
RANMA: Yeah. Where exactly have you been?
NAGA: Oh you know. Travelling around the world, saving innocent lives.
LINA: You mean getting the riches BEFORE saving innocent lives.
NAGA: [chooses to ignore this] At the same time, I trained myself in the ancient arts of shamanism.
MOUSSE: How did it go?
NAGA: So far, not bad. In time, I will perfect myself in mastering shamanism.
LINA: Okay. Now, what are you doing here?
NAGA: That is an accusation tone.
LINA: No it's not.
NAGA: I heard of the treasure that is being located at Dark Mountain.
RANMA: Hey! That's where we going!
NAGA: Interesting.
ZELGADISS: So you haven't heard of the treasure?
NAGA: Someone told me that this treasure contains power. The only clue that holds the information is this old saying: "Most powerful is he who has himself in his own power."
MOUSSE: "Most powerful is he who has himself in his own power." It doesn't make sense.
NAGA: Exactly, no one knows the meaning. Also, from what I've heard, Dark Mountain is filled with traps.
ZELGADISS: Guess this answers on why no one knows the place. Those who went there didn't come back. How did you know about this?
NAGA: Someone told me. He both witnessed it and got away or someone told him.
AMELIA: When are you going there?
NAGA: Probably tomorrow. Say-
LINA: No. No way.
AMELIA: Lina! [to Naga] What are you going to say exactly?
NAGA: I'm thinking if I can come with you to Dark Mountain. We can work together and [looks at Mousse in a flirtatious manner] get to know each other.
Mousse blushes as Naga looks at him. He finds her very sexy and attractive, but the downside is her laugh. That reminded him and the NWC of someone they knew but couldn't remember. At the same time, Shampoo notices Naga's actions and internally becomes jealous. Then again, how much does she know Mousse at all? She finds him handsome alright but there something about him that make her feel strange.
LINA: Just what are you up to Naga?
NAGA: [scoffs at Lina's accusation] What are you talking about?
LINA: C'mon, Feces. There's more into that.
NAGA: [furious] Will you stop calling me that?! Look, I would've gone there myself but since you dragged my little sister-
AMELIA: Actually, I met Lina and the rest when I was looking for you and at the same time, helping the helpless.
NAGA: Really? [Amelia nods]
AKANE: [to Lina] Come on, Lina. Let her come with us. She might be helpful.
LINA: I don't know.
AKANE: We don't know each other and yet you let us come with you so that you can help restore our memories.
RYOGA: Yeah. You let us come with you but not Naga. Why is that?
Lina gulped and thinks that they might find out her plans. So she has to think about a defensive plan.
GOURRY: Yeah, Lina. Why-
LINA: Well, like I said, we need help and they're the ones.
Lina carefully explains it without saying "cannon fodder".
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YUI: Nice place, though I didn't expect this to be pig central.
AKARI: We trained pigs for a sumo-type fighting style.
YUI: I heard of it. The Unryus are considered to be the number one in that area. When you mentioned your name, my internal bell rang suddenly.
AKARI: [surprised] Are we that famous?
YUI: If you weren't, I wouldn't talk about this now would I?
AKARI: Good point.
KONATSU: Yui, mind if I ask you something?
YUI: Shoot.
KONATSU: That fighting style of yours. I know you're a kunoichi but a different kind of kunoichi in my opinion. Who taught you?
YUI: Like Akari and yours, mine's from my family. The Ichiro-Ninjitsu style. But I'll stop there for personal reasons, if you don't mind.
KONATSU: Okay.
Yui really like to reveal the true form of her art but that would be a big NO. The Ichiro-Ninjitsu art is something no outsider must know. Her family poses this for a good reason. Akari leads them to the two rooms for Konatsu and Yui to stay for the night. Konatsu stays beside Yui's. But unknown to the former, he is occupying the same room Ryoga formerly stayed. Yui placed her bag on the bed and sits down. She realizes that she didn't bring any extra clothes other than the ones she's currently wearing. She decides to buy some tomorrow. Akari suddenly knocks on the door.
AKARI: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I disturb you?
YUI: Nah. Just tired after the fight. Where's Konatsu?
AKARI: In his room. I'll prepare dinner soon.
YUI: How about I'll help you?
AKARI: Oh no. You are a guest and it would rude for you to do the housework.
YUI: Listen Akari, first and foremost, there is nothing rude on that part. This is my way of thanking you for letting me stay here for the night. Besides, it would be rude for me to just sit here and do nothing while you do all the housework. So, how about it?
Akari thinks about this. Yui is right, she thought.
AKARI: Okay then. Help me in the kitchen. I might ask Konatsu if he would want to help us.
YUI: Don't worry he will.
AKARI: [confused] What are you talking about?
YUI: I know deep down you like him.
AKARI: Only as a friend!
YUI: Then why do you let him stay here?
AKARI: Like I said, he doesn't have a home and this is my way of thanking him.
YUI: Seriously.
AKARI: I am!
YUI: In any case, I should advice you to go for it. You know, getting to know him better. What better way to do than being in the same household? I'm not implying that you should do the bang-bang method, if so well don't do that after the first date. Take the chance, don't let it slip at the grasp of your hands.
AKARI: Whoa! I'm not the type of girl who gets a guy whenever she can. I have to follow my family tradition that in order to court me, one man must defeat the prized-champion sumo pig. In this case, Katsunishiki must be defeated in order to win me.
YUI: We are in the 21st century and you still follow the old traditions?
AKARI: Do you have something against it?
YUI: Don't take this the wrong way. Old traditions can be a good thing but pre-arranged marriages and following the family law by seppuku if dishonored or disowning a child will show that the parent is not a good caretaker. The problem with these is that it will only increase the family status or pride but in turn decreases the right to choose who to love and what to do in life. Thus, it will result in loneliness, pain, anger or suicide. Much like those films that present these laws, much to my gag value.
AKARI: It seems that you've no interest with the old laws.
YUI: Sooner or later, the ones who were dragged into this will rebel and will likely to choose exile than being unhappy at all.
AKARI: Let me guess, your family follows these laws and you hated it.
YUI: Actually, my family never followed the old laws after a bad incident with my great-grandmother. She was engage by the wrong man but instead of just sitting there, she kicked back and decided that pre-arranged marriages and honor must be demolished.
AKARI: Guess your great-grandmother is an early feminist.
YUI: That's how she met my great-grandfather who was her best friend at the time.
AKARI: C'mon, we have to prepare dinner.
Yui follows Akari to Konatsu's room. When Akari tells him about the chore, he instantly complied. Then, while Konatsu is preparing the dishes, Yui helps Akari in cooking tonight's meals: ebi tempura, fried yakisoba and miso soup. In the midst of the action, Akari's grandfather, Yoshi, comes down and sees the new faces in his household.
YOSHI: Akari dear, who are these people?
AKARI: Oh, grandfather. This is Yui and Konatsu. I met them at Nerima.
KONATSU: [to Yoshi] It's a pleasure to meet you sir.
YUI: [turns around] Pleased to meet you.
YOSHI: [in a respectful tone] Hello.
AKARI: They also helped me from the crooks on separate occasions.
YOSHI: [shocked] WHAT?!
AKARI: Please calm down, grandfather! I'm okay now, thanks to them.
YOSHI: Is that so? [to the two ninjas] Thank you for saving my granddaughter.
KONATSU: Thank you. Akari is a nice girl.
Akari blushes as she hears Konatsu's comment. Yui notices this and grins.
YOSHI: Akari, next time take Katsunishiki with you! You never know what will happen to you. If it weren't for these two, you might-
AKARI: [interrupts] I know grandfather. I will never to do it again. Now, dinner's ready.
The four sit down and eat their meals.
YOSHI: Akari, what a wonderful meal!
AKARI: You should thank Yui also. She's the one who helped me.
YUI: No offense Akari, but you're too nice. Maybe letting off some steam? I can't pull a Snow White for ten minutes straight.
AKARI: Believe me, I already did. [she's referring to her attack on Ryoga]
After dinner, Konatsu helps Akari and Yoshi in feeding the pigs while Yui takes a bath. Then, she wears Akari's nightgowns, which is small for her. Later, after Akari's grandfather went to bed, the three watched a TV show about a scandal.
KONATSU: Keiichi Saito having an affair with another man? I don't see the big deal. Let him date whoever he wants.
YUI: You don't understand. Pop stars are expected to be the objects of desires of every girl. They are expected to show their manliness, or lack of thereof. With their good looks and the way they dress, they're the hunks of the teenage life. Keiichi Saito is or was a god. He could charm anyone with his hunky features. Of course, the problem is that they are "manufactured" by their managers. They dictate what to do so that their careers will last longer than the Energizer bunny. That would lead to the conflict between the managers' choices and their desire to do whatever they want.
AKARI: [impressed] Wow, you seem to know that stuff.
YUI: [sighs] That's because I dated Keiichi.
AKARI: What? Really? Is he hotter in person?
YUI: Well. . .he is handsome, sexy and cute. Don't forget gay. Guess that should teach him a lesson.
KONATSU: (confused) What are you talking about?
YUI: Do you guys see the fliers that are posted everywhere?
KONATSU: Yes, now that you mention it. . .wait a sec, you're the one who posted them?
YUI: The bitch had it coming.
AKARI: Isn't that cruel? You destroyed his career.
YUI: Like there was a career for him to begin with. A soon-to-be washed up pop star cheated behind my back. I learned later that it wasn't the first time he did that. But do you what's hurt? He asked me to marry him and now he's banging some guy. Guess I really have some bad-luck on the guys I've met.
AKARI: (You're not the only one.) You were shocked that he's gay?
YUI: I couldn't say that I'm shocked. More like a little bit expected. The rumors at my school were true after all and those signals he's been giving me, guess I've should've known that.
Akari and Konatsu glanced at Yui before turning their attention to the small screen. In a comparison between Nabiki and Yui, the former's games are child's play. The latter, on the other hand, can give the Tendo middle daughter a big run for her money.
YUI: On the plus side, you get a lot of perks like shopping and parties for hanging out with a pop star.
KONATSU: Not bad. But tell me this, do you still love him?
YUI: I don't know. I still do but now. . .can we skip this before I bawl my eyes out in pain?
KONATSU: [nods] Very well.
YUI: [yawns] I should go to sleep now. I've got a long day ahead, so I'm going to leave you guys alone. [stands up] Good night.
AKARI: Good night to you too.
KONATSU: Same here.
Yui nods and then goes to her room. So that leaves Konatsu and Akari alone in the living room.
KONATSU: Yui seems nice. Guess this means that I shouldn't mess with her, both physically and mentally.
AKARI: She is nice and helpful. [remembers something] Say, Konatsu, can I ask you something?
KONATSU: Uh, what is it?
AKARI: When you said that you were raised as a girl, what do you mean by that?
KONATSU: Well, after my dad died, I don't remember why I dress as a girl but it had something to do with my stepfamily. So, I wear make-up, dresses and the girly stuff. But, the strange thing is, I'm not attracted to guys despite my upbringing. Falling in love with Ukyo is a sure sign that I like girls.
AKARI: Oh, I see. Do you still-
KONATSU: Sometimes but I tried to resist myself from those. I bought men's magazines to help me.
AKARI: [giggles] You bought men's magazines to help you?
KONATSU: Hey! What's so funny about that? I would've asked Ranma but he's not the best example. Heck, not even to Ukyo!
AKARI: Sorry!
Akari realizes that being with Konatsu made her feel happy after being dumped by Ryoga. But she still loves Ryoga but unknown to her yet, that love has slowly declining. Konatsu, for his part, felt happy being with Akari. He failed in winning over Ukyo's heart. He might court Akari but not now since she needs a friend and he's the one.
AKARI: Konatsu, where are going after this?
KONATSU: I have no home. I don't want to go back to Ucchan's. I certainly don't want to go back to my stepfamily.
AKARI: How about you live here?
KONATSU: Thanks, but it would be like that I would be freeloading. So, what I'll do is to help you in the farm. So, how about it?
AKARI: [smiles] Fine by me! I'll talk to grandfather about this tomorrow.
The two smiled at each other and resume in watching TV.
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Taro packed some clothes and food his mother had prepared for him. Tomorrow morning, he'll fly out to Japan and go to Nerima. He wanted to get Happosai to change his name but that will have to pass for now. He also wished that he wouldn't bump into a certain fem-boy. As he closes his pack, his mother knocks on his door and enters.
MIYAKI: Taro dear, you better go to bed. You'll be leaving tomorrow early morning.
TARO: [turns around] Sure mother.
Taro puts his pack on the floor but notices his mother is staring at him.
TARO: Mother, is something wrong?
MIYAKI: Usually when you depart for Japan, you usually go after that old man. But this time, it seems that your intentions are different.
TARO: Believe me, mother, you have no idea what's going on. But don't worry, I'll be okay.
Actually, Taro has asked himself several times what he has gotten himself into.
MIYAKI: [sighs] Very well. I'll prepare breakfast for you before you leave, okay?
TARO: Sure mother. Good night.
MIYAKI: Good night to you too my dear.
Miyaki heads for her room while Taro closes his lights and heads for slumber land. But before he closes his eyes, Taro has been thinking about his mother. He loves her very much and would do anything for her. He doesn't know who his father is. She told him that his father died before she found out she was pregnant. Afterwards, he falls asleep.
The next morning, Taro wears his usual attire and heads to the kitchen where his mother is preparing breakfast.
TARO: Morning mother. [kisses her on the cheek]
MIYAKI: Good morning son. Eat now before you leave. I cooked so many so that you wouldn't get so hungry.
TARO: Um, mom, I'm not sure if I could finish that. [pauses] But then again, who's complaining.
Taro sits down and begins to eat his meals. After he's done, his mother escorted with him out of the village. Miyaki hugs him like any mother would to her child.
TARO: Mom, don't worry. I'll come back in one piece.
MIYAKI: [releases him] I know dear, but, I got this feeling that something's not right. Do you really know what you've gotten yourself into?
TARO: [sighs] To tell you the truth, no. But I'm going to find out. Besides, he promised me that he will help me in changing my name.
MIYAKI: You'll do anything to change your name. If only the village laws would exempt you from that particular rule.
TARO: Good-bye mother. I'll always love you.
MIYAKI: Take care okay?
Taro nods as he walks away from his mother and his village. Then he grabs a bottle of water, pours onto himself and thus activating his curse. He flies away to Japan hoping for to ask Kiev what is going on and meeting this Yui person.
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After taking a bath, Mousse already wore his pants and undershirt. All that's left is his robe. But just as he is about to reach it, he heard a knock in his door. He opens it and sees Naga standing there, leaning on the sides.
MOUSSE: [stammers] Oh! Um. . .Naga! Hi!
NAGA: [in a flirtatious tone] Hello Mousse.
Mousse didn't catch her flirtatious tone.
MOUSSE: Come in. Please.
Naga accepts his invitation and enters the room. Mousse reaches his robe but in an instant, Naga glomps him like she's holding him for dear life.
NAGA: [seductively] Oh Mousse. When I saw you, I immediately know that you're the man for me! [her hands touches his groin which causes him to blush like hell] You sexy man! You sexy man-beast!
Mousse removes Naga from him. He steps away from her.
MOUSSE: H-hey! What are you doing?!
The near-blind martial artist tries to get away from Naga but she blocks the front door.
NAGA: Honestly, I don't know. But, tonight we can have all the fun we want.
Meanwhile, on downstairs. . .
ZELGADISS: Has anyone seen Naga?
RYOGA: No. She must have gone to her room. [Shampoo enters the inn] Whoa! What's wrong?
SHAMPOO: Have you seen Mousse? I couldn't find him.
AKANE: He said he wants to take a bath. Naga also went upstairs. . .uh-oh.
SHAMPOO: [impatient] Uh-oh what?
AKANE: Didn't you notice? Naga seems interested on Mousse.
SHAMPOO: Aiyah! What if scary woman seduce poor Moo-Moo!? [pauses] Why I speak this way exactly?
RYOGA: Moo-Moo? Where the hell did you come up with that?
UKYO: I don't know. Moo-Moo sounds cute. [to Shampoo] Is he your boyfriend?
SHAMPOO: Shampoo don't know. We might be a couple. We probably come from same place. But why scary woman with Moo-Moo?
UKYO: Ooooh. Are you jealous?
Suddenly, they hear Mousse screaming for help.
GOURRY: What's that?
SHAMPOO: I knew it!
Shampoo immediately went upstairs to Mousse's room.
RYOGA: There goes the angry girlfriend.
Shampoo knocks the Mousse's door but no one would respond. She could still hear Mousse's voice calling for help. Unconsciously, Shampoo kicks the door down very hard. As she enters, she sees Naga on top of Mousse.
SHAMPOO: Evil scary woman! Let go of Moo-Moo!
NAGA: [offended by what Shampoo called her] Hey! Couldn't you at least say my REAL name?! And what are you doing here? Leave us alone!
SHAMPOO: Leave Moo-Moo alone. He's mine!
NAGA: Yours? [laughs] Come on. You couldn't remember who you really are.
SHAMPOO: So you take advantage of a person who lost memory? Shame on you!
MOUSSE: Naga, please. . .get off me!!!
NAGA: Do you want to start a fight little girl? I can take you on in heartbeat.
SHAMPOO: So can Shampoo!
Shampoo leaps on Naga, causing her to fall. Mousse quickly gets up and goes to a corner in figuring out what to do with the two bickering girls. Shampoo has Naga on a full Nelson until the latter pulls the former's hair very hard. Shampoo gives a big yelp thus letting go of the Serpent. The two face each other in a dueling manner. Naga this time charges at her but the Amazon sidestep to the left and trip her to the floor. Shampoo is now on top of her and is about to give her a punch when Naga chants something she didn't understand. Shampoo suddenly is slammed away to the wall. Naga gets up decides to finish her with a Freeze Arrow. At this time, Mousse is watching them while trying to figure out how to stop them from killing each other, but in a freaky manner, he finds this a turn-on. Just as Naga is about to unleash her favorite spell, Amelia and the others arrive to stop them.
AMELIA: Gracia, stop!
NAGA: Amelia, don't interrupt me! This girl interrupted my lovely night with Mousse!
RANMA: Just calm down! You don't just hope in the sack with someone you just met. Others will think of you as a slut! [Naga glares at her] I mean it!
GOURRY: Oh boy. Guess this means we're going to pay the damages here.
LINA: [looks around] There's no damage here.
GOURRY: Just be prepared.
For once, Gourry is using his brain. Ukyo and Akane approaches Mousse in the corner.
UKYO: Why didn't you stop them?
MOUSSE: Hello! Two violent chicks fight and not a good time to interrupt!
NAGA: Mousse, who do you love the most?
MOUSSE: [shocked] Eh?
SHAMPOO: That's right Moo-Moo. Who you love? Me or this scary woman here?
MOUSSE: Why are you doing this to me?!
NAGA/SHAMPOO: [forcefully] CHOOSE!
MOUSSE: [gulps hard] Well. . .[pauses] could you ladies continue to fight?
NAGA/SHAMPOO: [shocked] What?
MOUSSE: [grins] It was kind of a turn on for me.
Shampoo and Naga couldn't believe what he had just said. Akane and Ukyo punched him in the face.
AKANE: [angry] What kind of an answer is that?
UKYO: You think they're a bunch of objects for you to fantasize?
MOUSSE: I-
Lina and Amelia come to him also.
AMELIA: You know what, Mr. Mousse? I thought you were a gentleman but as it turns out you are an enslaver to women! It is a violation against human rights!
MOUSSE: Wait a sec-
LINA: We'll just pound you good.
With Shampoo and Naga approaching him, Mousse finds himself with six women surrounding him.
NAGA: Seriously, of all the nerve!
SHAMPOO: Time to play who's the object now!
MOUSSE: [nervously] Girls please spare me! I'm sorry!
None of them bother to listen as they beat up Mousse with all of their feminine rage. Ranma, Ryoga, Gourry and Zelgadiss carefully went in to their rooms.
RYOGA: Phew! Poor Mousse. Do you think we should stop them?
RANMA: And get beaten up by them?
RYOGA: I got your point.
The silent night is filled with Mousse's agonizing screams.
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The next morning, Ranma, Ryoga, Zelgadiss and Gourry are eating their breakfast when Ukyo and Akane come in downstairs, tired and hungry.
RANMA: So, how was slasherfest?
UKYO: We beat him up only I think 20 minutes.
RANMA: Because you felt sorry for him?
UKYO: Because we were tired.
RYOGA: Hey Ukyo, wanna sit beside me?
UKYO: [brightens up] Sure.
Ukyo sits beside Ryoga while Akane sits between Ranma and Gourry. Ukyo and Ryoga look cuddly together.
AKANE: Isn't that sweet? It seems Ryoga and Ukyo seem comfortable together. I think they were dating before.
RANMA: I don't know. Something's not right.
AKANE: Is it because you turn into a girl or you're attracted to me? We better find a cure foor your curse because I don't want people to think I'm gay or something. [pauses] Whoa.
RANMA: What?
AKANE: I think I'm kinda gay. [to Zelgadiss] Can't you do something?
ZELGADISS: Well, normally when someone loses his memory, it's because of being hit with a physical object very hard. But what makes you think this is a cause of magical forces?
RANMA: We don't know.
AKANE: Well, I kinda found this in my pocket when I woke up this morning. [shows the book of spells] When I read it, it showed various texts about black magic, white magic. . .you know, your kind of stuff.
ZELGADISS: Let me see.
Akane gives him the book. Zelgadiss reads some of the spells there with the reaction of awe. They knew something's up.
ZELGADISS: This is amazing! Tell me, where did you. . .[he suddenly remembers that they lost their memories so no need to bother asking them] never mind.
RYOGA: What's with the awe and good impression look?
ZELGADISS: [whispers] This book contains all kinds of spells. But the difference is that these spells can do other things even Lina and I cannot do like a resurrection spell. Even it contains summoning the forces of darkness.
RANMA: Why are you whispering?
ZELGADISS: [whispers] If Lina finds out about this book, may the Powers That Be bless us with mercy.
UKYO: What's wrong with that?
GOURRY: Lina can abuse her powers to get whatever she wants.
UKYO: So this means that you're siding with Zelgadiss so that Lina won't fry you if she gets angry. Am I correct?
GOURRY: [gulps] Yeah.
ZELGADISS: [snickers] Wussy.
RANMA: [to Akane and Ukyo] So, how's Shampoo?
AKANE: Grumpy. When she went to bed, she didn't bother to talk about it. Guess this means Shampoo is a jealous lover of sorts.
UKYO: How about Mousse?
GOURRY: Beaten, tired. Zelgadiss healed him but he's sleeping like rock.
RANMA: Don't you mean sleeping like a log?
GOURRY: Rock, log. They're all the same to me.
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After breakfast, they began to start their journey to Dark Mountain again, but this time Naga is coming with them, much to Amelia's joy and Lina, Mousse and Shampoo's dismay. Despite her actions last night, Naga glomps to Mousse on his left. Not to be outmatched, Shampoo also glomps at him to his right. The two women give dagger glares at each other. Ryoga has his right hand on Ukyo's waist while the latter herself puts her head on his shoulder, just like a real couple. Gourry, seeing Ryoga and Ukyo, tries to do the same to Lina but instead of holding her waist, he accidentally touched her butt. Lina yelps and furiously fries him with electricity. Gourry lays on the ground electrocuted.
Unknown to them, Xelloss is watching them at the top of a tree hiding. He smiles cruelly as he plans to finish them once they reached the mountain and get the treasure. But as he sees Naga, he senses something is wrong with the woman. He then concludes that-
FAHNIR: Didn't your elders teach you not to peek into other people's business?
Xelloss turns around and sees Fahnir with his arms cross and leaning on the top of the tree.
XELLOSS: I'm surprised that I didn't sense your presence. I suppose you're not from this world, aren't you?
FAHNIR: You suppose correctly.
XELLOSS: Who are you and what do you want?
FAHNIR: Like you said. I don't come from this world. Let me guess, you're a Mazoku?
XELLOSS: Guess that makes us even.
FAHNIR: And just what exactly are you doing?
XELLOSS: What's this got to do with yours?
FAHNIR: I am not going to share my plans with the likes of you. By the way, nice haircut. It's nice to see the softer side of those barbaric barbers.
XELLOSS: Is that an insult?
FAHNIR: That would be a big DUH.
XELLOSS: [snickers] Despite your otherworldly appearance, do not underestimate me.
Xelloss suddenly begins to open his eyes. This would indicate trouble.
XELLOSS: I don't know who you really are but it's best that you bug off.
FAHNIR: [snaps his fingers as if he remembered something] Oh yeah, I forgot! You're Xelloss! You're the one responsible for the deaths of the Ryozoku race! Man that was a watercooler moment! It looks like someone slaughtered a Save The Extinct Animals catalogue!
XELLOSS: It's nice that you're impressed with my work.
FAHNIR: Please. No offense but yours is a strawberry cupcake to my chocolate cake.
XELLOSS: What are you talking about?
FAHNIR: Elementary, my dear Xelloss. [smiles] I can destroy a world.
XELLOSS: I know a lot who can-
FAHNIR: Oh no no no. Not the let's destroy the world movement. Not just yet. There has to be rape, pillage and murder. You know, the usual destructive stuff. Right now I've got bigger plans.
Xelloss sinks in the information. He may be bluffing but he has to be sure. All of a sudden, a certain thought crossed his mind.
XELLOSS: The woman! What did you do to her?
FAHNIR: Damn! You figure out that! You're a smart ass. But you're not going to interfere with my plans.
XELLOSS: [smirks] Make me.
Xelloss performs an energy blast at him but he quickly disappears just as the blast reaches him. It destroyed a couple of trees. Xelloss flew to the air to look for Fahnir but right before he can sense his presence behind him, Fahnir dug his fingers into his head and starts absorbing him and his powers. Xelloss screams in pain and in disbelief that someone has beaten a Mazoku. After the absorption, Fahnir lets go of the unconscious Xelloss and the latter falls to the ground. He smiles at his victory and watches Ranma and the others walking. He looks at them carefully. He didn't see the Keywielder himself but he sees his companions or as he would call it, his groupies. But the sight of the female Ranma catches his eye. Unlike his colleagues, he isn't aware of Ranma's curse and presumes that the girl half is somewhat new. In a startling manner, he finds her. . .very beautiful.
*********
After a quick breakfast, Yui packs up her things and heads downstairs where Akari and Konatsu are waiting for her.
AKARI: I really hate to see you go. But, who's stopping you?
YUI: Sorry guys. As much as I like hanging around with you, I really need to do some business.
KONATSU: What kind of business? Posing the picture of your ex-boyfriend on the internet?
YUI: We already did that. It's personal. Well then, this is goodbye for now. I hope you guys would stay away from danger.
Akari hugs Yui in a friendly manner.
AKARI: Thanks for helping me.
YUI: No problem. [Akari lets go] Here's my e-mail address. Then we can about stuff. Well then see ya.
Akari and Konatsu watches Yui leaving to Nerima. They wave good-bye to their friend.
KONATSU: I hope she'll be fine.
AKARI: Don't worry, she'll be okay. So, what do you want to do?
KONATSU: I held my promise that I will help you in your farm in exchange of letting me stay here.
AKARI: That's your choice. Come on.
Akari holds Konatsu in his hand as she leads him to the farm.
********
Yui arrived at Nerima at 30 minutes before the time of the meeting of her client. The thing is, he was suppose to meet her yesterday but didn't make an appearance. She then thought of her mission that she is supposed to assist this person. Unfortunately, they didn't give her the full identity of the man she is meeting. She also remembered to buy some clothes, including a jacket in case she goes to another country like the US and Europe.
At the same time Taro arrives at Nerima by landing in the alley. After transforming back into his human form. Taro proceeds to the meeting area which is in the playground. He came to Nerima several times just for Happosai but he's not familiar with the other places. He soon asks for questions.
As putting her stuff in her backpack, Yui goes out from the bargain store and asks around for the playground, her meeting place. After a stranger tells her the directions, she proceeds. While walking, she sees a dark- haired woman attacking two girls with a gymnast ribbon. Yui jumps in front of the girls and grabs the ribbon, just like Ranma did a long time ago when she first met Kodachi.
KODACHI: Fool! What are you doing?
YUI: [to the girls] Beat it. [the girls comply to her request and flee] What's this about? Beating strangers at your own desire?
KODACHI: You despicable whore! Mind your own damn business and stop blocking my path! Ranma-darling is in constant danger and I must help him at all costs!
YUI: [offended] Hey! Watch your mouth bitch! Wait are you talking about Ranma Saotome?
KODACHI: You know my Ranma-darling? [desperate] Please tell me, where is he?
YUI: I haven't met him or don't know where he is.
KODACHI: [furious] LIAR! You know him so you must tell me where he is so I can free him from those witches or you will suffer the wrath of Kodachi Kuno!
Normally, Kodachi, even though she's insane, wouldn't resort to this. But lately, without Ranma, she's like a tree dying without water. Upon hearing the name Kuno, Yui winces at that name. It all reminds her of Tatewaki.
YUI: Look, all I can say is I haven't met the guy. I just heard of him. Look, I know you're a nice girl even though you're a psycho but leave me out of this.
KODACHI: Is that so? Well then. . .PREPARE TO SUFFER!
YUI: I take it back. You're a psycho bitch.
Yui lets go of the ribbon as Kodachi whips it around. The gymnast twirls her ribbon around her and aims it at her. Yui dodges it and still remains in her position in hoping the girl would stop. Unfortunately she didn't so she expects the worst. Kodachi continues to whip at her while Yui continues to dodge it. Kodachi begins to throw her Razor Hoops at her. In return, Yui jumps over the physical projectiles as they destroy a bench and a tree. Kodachi unleashes her spike clubs and performs the Senju Konbo at Yui. The kunoichi manages to find the weak spot and pulls at right front kick in disarming her and an axe kick to her face. Kodachi is surprised as her clubs fall to the ground so she staggers back and now resorts in using her ribbon. She uses it to grab a bench and toss it at her. Yui rolls away to the left as the bench approaches at her. Kodachi charges at her with a single spike club and lunges at her. Yui dodges the attack as Kodachi swings it at her. It wasn't until the sixth swing when she grabs Kodachi's hand, disarms the club with her knee and breaks her arm. Kodachi violently screams in pain and Yui slams her head to the ground. Kodachi looks at her with anger and in pain as the red-head looks at her with pity and disgust.
KODACHI: [in pain] You. . .peasant. . .how dare-
YUI: Hey Kodachi, didn't someone tell you not to jump into conclusions? Guess life's a real bitch. [leans toward her] I know your reputation. [in a threatening tone] If you try to attack me one more time, I WILL kill you.
Yui stands up and goes to the playground with Kodachi clutching her broken arm.
Taro walks to the playground while not minding his surroundings. His gut tells him there's something going on with this meeting but he's not sure what. He really wanted to pursue Happosai right now but something tells him now's not the right time. While running through his thoughts, he absentmindedly bumped into Kuno. Taro notices this but decides to leave it as it is. Kuno, being the arrogant man, is angry at his actions.
KUNO: [angry] Hey you foolish coward! Apologize for your impudent actions!
Taro, being the arrogant man, scoffs at his request since he's got no time for this and walks away. Kuno is furious so he uses his bokken and lunges it near Taro's face.
KUNO: For such a man with no manners, how dare you not to comply at my request!
Taro follows no one, except his mother.
TARO: [turns around] Who are you to tell me what to do? And what's with the wooden toy sword? Aren't you big enough to play with that thing?
KUNO: [pissed for Taro's insult] FOOL! This may not be a real weapon but this can ultimately destroy those who dare to cross Tatewaki Kuno!
TARO: [sarcastically] Right. And I use pantyhose as a weapon. [actually, he does use one]
KUNO: Is that an insult? What do you know about kendo, peasant!? I shall teach you not to mess the Great Blue Thunder of Furinkan High!
TARO: [bursts out laughing] Blue Thunder? Blue Blunder's more like it!
Kuno has had it. He strikes at Taro but the latter grabs the tip with his own bare hands. Kuno tries to let go but Taro suddenly breaks the wooden bokken into half. Kuno is shocked at this but before he can react violently, he gets knocked out by Taro using a strong left jab, leaving a bloodied nose. Taro smirks at the fallen kendoist and leaves.
Ten blocks before reaching the playground, Yui quickly runs to her destination but she hears a familiar voice up in the roofs.
HAPPOSAI: [proudly] WHAT A HAUL! WHAT A HAUL! WHAT A HAPPY DAY IT IS! HA HA!
Yui cringes at the sight of the old pervert. The enemy of her clan of sorts.
YUI: [mutters] Well well well. If it isn't the useless member of the society, time to sic you into misery.
Yui grabs a cover of the garbage can and carefully aims at her target, who is currently stealing some panties. When her internally green light tells her to go, Yui tosses the cover at her. Happosai, who is currently busy, didn't notice the projectile aiming at him. However, he senses this too late as he turns around and sees it. As a result, Happosai is knocked off the roof with this precious beauties falling away from him. He calls out his pretties as he falls to the pavement. Yui smiles at this and decides to carry on. But even the great martial artists have their own clumsy incidents as she bumps into the garbage can and falls over, much to her embarrassment. If word gets out, she would be the butt-monkey of all jokes.
TARO: [concerned] You okay?
Yui looks up and sees Taro blocking the sun in her view. He lends his hand for her to up.
YUI: [hols his hand] Yeah. I'm okay.
Yui gets up with Taro's help.
YUI: Thanks.
TARO: No problem.
YUI: Say, what's your name?
Now, this is the question Taro dreaded the most. When someone asks his name, he figuratively wets his pants and sweats furiously, especially when a beautiful girl does so. He hated this. He hated his name and he hated Happosai very much for ruining his life. He shakes like an unstable person.
YUI: Hello? What's your name?
In an instant, Taro began to run like hell to the direction of the playground. He runs away just like the two pretty girls he met separately in China. He's filled with shame and embarrassment.
YUI: [shouts] HEY! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GOING?!!! [mutters] Man, what a weirdo.
**********
It is about 3 in the afternoon when the group finally reached Dark Mountain after series of accidents and wrong directions. As they reached the entrance, they decided to rest for a while.
RANMA: This is Dark Mountain? It's damn dark alright.
The mountain itself is somewhat in comparison to Mt. Everest, but its dark- colored rocks differ from the famous landmark. On the top of it is covered with dark clouds. It looks like the place is deserted or so they think it is.
NAGA: Finally! After all that hard work, let us be on our way to claim the treasure! [laughs out loudly which echoes around the mountainside]
SHAMPOO: That will scare the monsters alright. [Naga glares at her]
NAGA: Shampoo! What kind of a name is that?
SHAMPOO: [gives Lina the evil eye] What you talking about?
NAGA: Do you have a twin sister named Conditioner? [snickers]
SHAMPOO: Shampoo don't know! And leave Shampoo alone! [furious] Stop laughing, freaky woman!
Everyone else look at the two feuding women exchanging insults. For Ranma and Lina, this is either amusement or sheer stupidity.
AKANE: [sighs] They've been each other's throats since we left.
MOUSSE: At least we've got entertainment to chase away boredom. [all the girls glare at him] What?
LINA: Guess that beating still doesn't change you a bit.
MOUSSE: I already said I'm sorry!
AKANE: Well, watch your mouth or you'll get it.
Ranma, Ryoga, Ukyo, Amelia, Gourry and Zelgadiss look at the mountain.
RANMA: Excuse the pun, but Dark Mountain's all dark. Kinda decreases the creepy factor.
ZELGADISS: It's inside that count. The problem is we have no map for this place so we're at a disadvantage.
UKYO: What about the riddle? What's the connection with this place?
AMELIA: Could be a verbal map of sorts or one of those open sesames things. [to Naga] Sister, are you sure the information that you gave us is reliable?
NAGA: I'll be frank. Yes, the info is reliable. The man who told me guaranteed that it's true.
ZELGADISS: But something's out. He might not give you a full story.
NAGA: How should I know? If you're interested, why don't you look for him?
GOURRY: What did he look like?
NAGA: He has green hair. [squeals like a teenage girl] By gods, he is the sexiest and handsomest man I've ever met!
SHAMPOO: So, scary woman two-time? Shame on you!
NAGA: Please, he was nothing compare to Mousse. Shall I describe his gorgeous manly features?
RANMA: Which one?
NAGA: I could start with the two of them.
RYOGA: Please don't.
LINA: [stands up] Come on people! Let's go and get that treasure!
RYOGA: You're serious? We don't even know what's inside!
LINA: Don't be silly! We're together so we can overcome the obstacles.
GOURRY: Yeah! Lina's right! Especially when she decided to make the six of you as a cannon fodder.
Lina is mortified and pissed at Gourry. The NWC are shocked and pissed at Lina. Amelia, Zelgadiss and Naga decided to ignore the upcoming fight fest. Gourry, realizing that he accidentally spilled the secret, whistles innocently and prays silently that Lina doesn't flay him alive. Everything is silent for a minute.
AKANE: Wait a sec, what do you mean cannon fodder?
LINA: I. . .er. . .um-
MOUSSE: You've been using us all along!?
LINA: [nervously chuckles] He he. . .it's not like that. . .
RANMA: Aha! I knew it! I knew it! I knew something's not right! Not exactly what I originally thought, but I knew something's wrong.
LINA: [tries to defend herself] HEY! It's not like that!
UKYO: Then what do you really need us for?
GOURRY: [to Zelgadiss] What's exactly a cannon fodder? Something that involves cannons? [Zelgadiss rolls his eyes and sighs at Gourry's dumbness]
LINA: Helping me getting the treasure. [smiles]
RYOGA: [glares at Lina] Or using us as bait! Seriously, I thought you were a good person!
Hearing this, Naga, Amelia, Gourry and Zelgadiss laugh so hard. Lina takes their reactions as an offense.
LINA: [to the three of them] WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP?!!! I AM A GOOD PERSON AND. . .STOP LAUGHING WILL YA?
RANMA: I've had enough. Let's go guys.
Ranma and the others walked away from Lina's group. Lina herself watches them as they stroll down the pathway.
LINA: [yells at them] FINE! BE THAT WAY! HOPE YOU WON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING FOREVER! I ALSO HOPE YOU GUYS GET STUCK HERE COZ I'M LOOKING FOR BIGGER FISHES TO FRY! OH YEAH, WHEN I GET THE TREASURE, ALL OF YOU WILL GROVEL BEFORE ME!
NAGA: There goes Lina Inverse. Full-time sorceress, part-time negative cheerleader.
Lina approaches Gourry and as he tries to escape, she grabs him by his hair and electrocutes him. When she's done, Gourry drops to the ground in pain and suffers numerous burns.
AMELIA: Lina, you shouldn't have done that.
LINA: [throws a hissy fit] Ooooh! If he would just shut his mouth!
NAGA: Just who are they exactly?
LINA: Some weirdoes I picked up while I was on my way to Sailune.
AMELIA: What if they got lost?
LINA: They'll just hold us back. Come on and [screams with pride] LET'S GET THAT TREASURE!
Everyone sighs and proceed to Dark Mountain.
**********
SHAMPOO: You know, we shouldn't have stormed out like that.
RANMA: And let Naga seduce your Moo-Moo?
SHAMPOO: Good point.
RANMA: Besides, we can handle ourselves.
RYOGA: Speak for yourself. We lost memories and we don't know where we are.
AKANE: We already know that.
RYOGA: And this one person who I thought could help us turns out to be a big fat liar
MOUSSE: And your point is?
RYOGA: [sighs] We're being drove away by a so-called "most feared sorceress" who can help us. Think about it, if she left and ignored us, do you think that she would be willing to help us. Yes I know, she's using us but I'm willing to do anything to bring my memory back and [looks at Ukyo tenderly] know more.
AKANE: Even if it means being use as bait?
UKYO: Hey! I'm willing! Anything to bring us back to normal!
MOUSSE: You're just doing that for him.
UKYO: Yeah so?
They have been walking for 30 minutes since they went away from the mountain. They're still upset and disappointed about what had just happened.
UKYO: Seriously, Ryo-chan's got a-
SHAMPOO: Ooo, now you're calling Ryoga "Ryo-chan".
UKYO: Don't get me started with Moo-Moo. As I was saying, Ryo. . .ga [she says Ryoga instead of Ryo-chan because she wants to save herself from embarrassment] has a point. Sure we hate Lina but we have no choice but to let her help us restore our freaking memories. [stops walking] Say, what if our lives before this were screwed up?
RANMA: Why are you saying that? Don't tell me you've given up?
UKYO: I'm not. It's just that I was wondering what if our lives were not sweet as candy. You know, full of angst, full of revenge and hatred.
RANMA: Well, I'd rather be in this condition rather than living in that part of my life.
MOUSSE: For what I see, life is not full of happy endings. Life can be depressing.
RANMA: Now you're only proving her stupid point. I mean, why do we need to experience sadness and. . .[looks around] do any of you guys remember the route?
AKANE: We were just following Ryoga. [to Ryoga] Do you know where we're going?
RYOGA: [sweat drops] I don't know. Maybe we should ask.
RANMA: Really like who? Birds and chipmunks?
AKANE: There's no one here. Great, what a nice time to get lost. Thanks a lot Ryoga!
RYOGA: Hey! Why are you blaming at me for? Sorry I took you guys on the wrong way!
Just as Ryoga finished his sentence, they hear a loud explosion from their side.
AKANE: [scared] What was that?
SHAMPOO: Sh-shampoo don't know. . .[to Mousse] Moo-Moo, go take a look.
MOUSSE: [scared] Forget it! [hides behind Ranma] Ran. . .er, I mean Gokina, er I mean, Goku, why don't you take a look and see what is happening?
RANMA: [turns around and faces Mousse] ME? You're the smart-ass guy! Why don't you take a look!
MOUSSE: [looks at Ryoga] Hey Ryoga, be a very gentleman and-
RYOGA: NO FREAKING WAY!
SHAMPOO: What is wrong with you boys?! Aren't you supposed to protect us girls? [looks at Ranma] Sorry Goku, you're not included in the protection list. [Ranma frowns]
MOUSSE: You seem eager in going there. Why don't you go there yourself?
UKYO: HEY! That's no way-
RYOGA: Like they say, ladies first.
UKYO: Of all the nerve! [looks at Akane] Why not Akane? She's the only one-
AKANE: Why don't WE all look? Guys in the front, girls in the back.
RANMA: Why not you in the front? You're the one who suggested that.
Their little argument is suddenly interrupted by a group of Heartless who are jumping in front of them. Their reaction? They screamed out loud and run as fast as they can. If their real counterparts see this, they would hang in shame. The Heartless are bewildered by their sudden change of behavior. Last time, they have fought them and now they ran away from them? Then again, that might be a good thing. Fahnir appears out of nowhere and instructs them his orders.
FAHNIR: Follow them and kill them, as simple as that. Except for the red- haired girl. Bring her to me alive (so I may know if she looks good in a French Maid's dress). Now, move!
The Heartless did as they were told and teleported to their current location. Fahnir sat on the branch of a tree and begins to wonder what will happen. He just absorbed Xelloss' power so he's ready for a showdown and hopes that the big man will be pleased.
***********
Taro sat on the swing with his head hanging in shame. He just ran away from, in his opinion, the most beautiful girl he has ever seen so far. A big crack on his ego and has decided to forget about it. He looks around to find Kiev but so far he hasn't showed up yet.
YUI: Why the hell did you do that?
Taro's surprised and turns around only to see Yui with her arms crossed and a scowl look on her face.
TARO: How did you find me?
YUI: I have my ways.
She comes near him but he didn't move away, which could be a good thing.
YUI: Besides, what's wrong with me asking your name?
TARO: You don't understand.
YUI: Oh, really? Tell me then.
TARO: Wait a sec, why should I tell you? A girl like you might not understand the hell I've been through.
YUI: Let me guess: your name. Sure I understand what you've been through. I have this friend once whose name literally means in English "snot". She was so embarrassed that she demanded her parents to change her name but when they didn't, she sued them in court. Guess to show that you would go to extremes to change your name. Am I right, Pantyhose Taro?
Taro flinched at her revelation. But surprisingly, she didn't laugh.
TARO: [surprised] H-how-
YUI: Let's just say I have information about you. [tries not to laugh but Taro notices this, being how sensitive he can be]
TARO: [prying] Are you laughing?
YUI: No!
TARO: Yes you are! Stop it!
YUI: What the hell's your problem P?
TARO: What did you just called me?
YUI: If you hated your name so much, why won't change it?
TARO: I love to but I can't alright!? Tell me what did you just called me or I'll beat the stuff out of you.
YUI: [sneers] Guess that would make you a member of the He-Man Woman Haters Club. I like to see you try.
TARO: [cracks his knuckles] You no idea what you've gotten yourself into.
YUI: You're challenging me to a fight? Why not, I've been itching one for a while. Besides, you show no mercy especially to women. So show me what you got big boy.
Taro throws a right jab but she immediately dodges it. She counters it with a left hook but he grabs it and throws her to the ground but as she reaches it she kicks him in the face. Taro staggers back and Yui lands on the ground. She quickly gets up and uses a jumping spinning roundhouse at his face. Taro falls back but he uses the swing and hits it on her face. Both regained their composure and continued fighting. Both use roundhouse kicks but they cancel out each other. Taro performs a spinning roundhouse but Yui dodges and performs a sweep kick which he down. When he is on the ground, Yui tries to kick him but Taro blocks it and pushes her away which also manages to let her fall on the side. Both get up and Yui throws a combination of a left jab, a right and left spinning back fist. Taro blocks the punches and soon they trade, block and dodge punches and kicks.
At this time, a lot of people are watching the fight. It's been a while since Ranma and the rest disappeared and needless to say, they kind of missed it despite the much anticipated destruction of the playground. It was at this time, Nabiki and her friend watched the fight with astonishment. This was her first time she has seen a very skillful and strong girl fighting against Taro, whom she recognized immediately. Their fight might have something to do with his name. She wants to place a bet but she and her friend are late for the movies so she decides to let this pass and move on from the scene.
Yui flips back to the see-saw while Taro jumps to it also. Both played balance and conquer as one tries to let the other fall. Taro wins on this but Yui jumps back and throws shurikens at him. He avoids it and they hit on the seesaw. She charges at him at continues to throw punches at him. He counters it by grabbing them and holds them tightly. Yui tries to get out of Taro's grasp but couldn't so she performs a scorpion kick and it hits him in the face and staggers back. She uses an axe kick but he quickly dodges it and punches her in the stomach and in the face. He grabs her left arm and tries to break it but Yui kicks him in the face and throws him to the side. Both try to finish the fight but they were interrupted by a voice.
KIEV: Nice fight. I never thought such a girl like you could be that strong and can match up with the likes of him.
Yui sees Kiev walking towards them and gets the shock of her life.
YUI: YOU! I KNOW YOU! You're the one who followed me while I was on assignment in Beijing a month ago!
KIEV: Guess there's no need for introductions.
TARO: You know each other.
YUI: No. He just followed me but-
KIEV: You should be thankful that I saved you from those demons whom you had a run-in.
YUI: Well thank you.
KIEV: You're not bad on using the gun either.
TARO: You used a gun? How very martial artist of you.
YUI: Oh what do you know?
KIEV: Taro, seems your skills have been falling back lately. Guess it's embarrassing to get beaten by a girl.
TARO: Hey! Stop that! I've faced enough embarrassment in my damn life!
YUI: You're too damn depressive P. [apparently, she hasn't met Ryoga yet]
TARO: [yells at her] STOP CALLING P!
YUI: [sighs] Fine.
TARO: All right Kiev, what exactly is going on?
YUI: Wait a sec, your name is Kiev? I thought your name is Riku.
Kiev flinches at what Yui just said. Then he realizes that his enemies called him within Yui's earshot.
TARO: Your name is Riku? Now, this is getting strange [looks at Yui] and beyond strange.
YUI: Seriously, what's with the name change? And what are you doing here?
RIKU: I'll explain everything. I guess Matsumoto never told you that I'm your client.
YUI: [shocked] How do you know my dad's name? Am I living in the bizarre world?
RIKU: Long story. But now we have to go. Don't worry, your father knows about this.
TARO: Excuse me but who exactly are you?
RIKU: In short, my real name is Riku but I called myself Kiev for. . .particular reasons. You may call me Riku.
YUI: Next thing we know you'll resort to Prince and then TAFKAP.
TARO: Where exactly are we going?
Riku didn't answer his question but he leads the two curious teens to the temple where Ranma fought the Darkside.
YUI: Wait, this temple was destroyed. I watched news that took place here in Nerima a while back. Something about seeing black creatures destroying the place.
RIKU: Those were the same creatures that you ran into in Beijing.
TARO: [confused] Creatures? What creatures? Hey blind man, what the hell is going on?
RIKU: First things first. The creatures I mentioned are the Heartless I was telling you about.
YUI: The Heartless? What kind of a name is that?
Riku chants something both couldn't understand. Then the spell produces a portal that appeared in front of them, much to Taro and Yui's shock and astonishment.
RIKU: C'mon, we don't have time. We have to go.
The three of them walked into the portal. But as portal closes, Taro says something that has been on his mind.
TARO: Hey Riku, can I have Kiev as my name? It sounds pretty cool if you ask me.
**********
Lina, Gourry, Zelgadiss, Amelia and Naga have been walking in the mountain for a while. Needless to say, it's dark for mountaim. Luckily, right before they entered, they lit a torch. Most of the time, Lina ignored Gourry's apologies while the other three talk about certain stuff.
AMELIA: We got big problems like we have no map.
LINA: There's no map for this place to begin with. So expect us to get lost. . .wait, I can cast a tracker spell to locate the treasure! Why didn't I ever think of that before?
NAGA: Because you've been busy fighting Gourry ever since they bailed you out?
LINA: [glares at Gourry who's been giving her innocent puppy eyes indicating that he's sorry] Yeah, that.
Lina begins to perform a tracking spell but her concentration is interrupted by screams of terror that are coming in their way. Gourry draws his swords as the others prepare themselves for the worse. It turns out that the NWC are running towards them, fleeing from terror. They literally ran into Lina and the others.
LINA: Well, well, well. If it ain't the dweeb set. Glad of you to join us.
RANMA: Lina, you've got to help us! Some creatures are after us!
LINA: After everything you've done-
NAGA: [ecstatic] Oh Mousse my darling! [glomps at him, which made Shampoo furious] Where have you been?
SHAMPOO: You let go of Moo-Moo right now! [holds Mousse's arm]
NAGA: Away, pest!
ZELGADISS: Wait, wait. What are after you?
AKANE: Creatures! Big, bulky, black and I don't think they coming to play with us!
LINA: [skeptic] Uh huh.
AKANE: We're serious!
The Heartless appeared out of nowhere and quickly surrounded the group.
LINA: [smirks] Geez, these are the freaks you kiddies are afraid of? Stand back coz I'm going to blast them away!
Lina chants to release a fireball but nothing came out. After a few tries, Lina throws a frustrating tantrum. Naga, Zelgadiss and Amelia tried to cast their respective spells but nothing came out.
AMELIA: What's going on?
ZELGADISS: I think this place is magic-proof! [draws his sword] We have to resort to physical attacks!
LINA: [frustrated] Shit. No wonder something's wrong with this place!
NAGA: [emotionless] I wouldn't say that.
Naga's eyes turned black and floated in the air.
AMELIA: G-gracia?
RANMA: Ooookay. What the hell's with her?
ZELGADISS: She's under some sort of spell!
LINA: [shocked] WHAT?!
Naga summons her Freeze Arrows at them. They all avoided the projectiles. Naga closed her eyes and suddenly the ground shook violently.
AMELIA: GRACIA! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!
ZELGADISS: I don't think your sister would listen to you. We have to go now!
AMELIA: But-
RANMA: We move or we die! Come on!
Ranma and the rest run to the nearest passageway. The Heartless gives them the chase while Naga teleported for one thing: a little rematch with Lina Inverse.
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UP NEXT: The gang accidentally splits up as they face the Heartless and Naga and possibly, a chance for a cure of their amnesias. A certain event will strain Ryoga and Ukyo's friendship. Taro, Riku and Yui may land in the wrong world. Someone from Genma's past pays a surprise visit.
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AUTHOR'S NOTES:
Happy New Year to all. I hope you guys have wonderful holidays.
Please review, for better or for worse. Reviews are the only things that motivate me.
1. This takes place in the AU Slayers world.
2. Taro and Yui are recruited, like Ranma and the rest, to fight the Heartless. But, under Riku's own methods that has nothing to do with a certain Keyhole.
3. Like I said earlier, Yui will play a pivotal role. But, she's gray.
4. The chapter after next will deal with uncovering secrets with the gang. Angst mode ahead.
5. Ukyo's father's name is Akira (or so I read).
If you guys got any questions and/or suggestions, just post. If you want to hear spoilers, just e-mail me privately.
