Here we are, First stop 'Fuedal Choas: Chapter One.' It has NO Story line at all! But it IS funny. So read it and review it please puppy eyes Thanks!!

"SIT!" Smack. Everyone around the camp watched amusingly as Inuyasha was sent flying into his very frequent aqquaintence: dirt. Shika glared at Kagome and went quickly to help her beloved Inuyasha up from the crater he had created. She looked harassed and her ears were pressed flat back on her head in anger. "Stupid wench..." Shika muttered as she helped InuYasha walk back to where they had previously been standing. Kagome frowned and went to sit with Sango, Shippo, and Kirara, who were talking quietly to one another. "I don't get it! What does he see in that little creature?" Kagome asked, frustrated. Sango answered her question with, "Kagome, they're both half-demons. They both have probably had the same feelings about where they belong, socially. And besides, Inuyasha's finally being somewhat nice to everyone! He's happy around her! Don't try to break them up, Kagome, please?" She finished sternly. Kagome sighed."Fine."

It was getting darker, the sun was setting, and everyone was relaxing while Kagome got some food together. Inuyasha was sitting on the ground in front of Shika while she played with his hair, also chatting with Rinu, Ruru, Miroku, Sesshoumaru and Shippo, while Sango helped Kagome prepare the food. "My butt hurts..." Ruru said randomly. Everyone gave her odd looks, even Sango and Kagome, who had been excluding themselves earlier. "What? It's true!" She exclaimed. Sesshoumaru shook his head. "Why do I always fall for the crazy ones?" He asked. Shika shrugged and Ruru growled. "At least I wasn't trying to kill my brother over a stupid sword!" "Hey! I haven't tried to kill him all week!" Sesshoumaru said proudly, until... "What about yesterday when he called you a chicken?" Miroku asked. "And again when he called you 'Fluffy Puppy'?" Rinu piped up, and Sesshomaru's cheeks started to glow red. "And this morning when he stole some of you Ramen?" Shika questioned. "Don't forget when I scratched you." Inuyasha added quickly. "And that time-" Sango began. "OKAY OKAY! Alright I get it!!" Sesshoumaru cutting Sango off. "Fine I haven't tried to kill him for two hours, okay?" "That's right you haven't!" Ruru said, hugging him and giving him a light kiss on his still glowing cheek.

After they had eaten, they had all settled around the campfire to chat with one another and warm up. Miroku was sitting next to Rinu. He turned to her and said, "Will you bear my children?" Rinu smiled. "Yes" "Really?!" Miroku asked, excitedly, nearly peeing his pants. "No." Miroku's face fell and he walked over to Shika. "Will you bear my children?" Inuyasha, who was sitting next to her, whacked Miroku around the head with an open palm. Scared and hurt, he walked over to Ruru. "Will you bear my children?" Sesshoumaru, on hearing that, used Inuyasha's brilliant idea, and smacked him around the head, too. Intensly scared and nursing the 2 lumps on his head, he returned Rinu. "Will you please bear my children?" He practically begged. "Yes." "Real- WAIT! I'm not falling for that again!!" Miroku said, folding his arms across his chest. "Aw... But I really meant it this time!" Rinu pouted. "Really?!" "No." "Hey, Miroku! Why don't you try Sango? Or maybe Kagome- or Kikyo?" Ruru asked, slyly. "NO WAY!" Inuyasha yelled. "No way what?" Shika asked, suspiciously, eyeing her boyfriend. "Um.. uh.. Nothing.." Inuyasha said, blushing slightly, "Sorry.." "Aw.. Good boy! Want a bisquit?" She said hugging him tight. He returned the favour. She gave him a little kiss on the cheek and he blushed a little more. Everyone laughed and before long they'd all fallen asleep. Second Chapter will be up very soon, and it's soo much better!! Promise!! :) C ya!! REVIEW!!

Written by: Ruru (Shondell)
Edited by: Shika (Jessi)