Daniel's Disclaimer: STILL don't own Inu-Yasha... *sighs* so much for being Rumiko Takahashi's long-lost son...

Once again, I am proud to say that this one is EXACTLY 100 words. Took four revisions, but hey.

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"...The hell is your problem, runt!?" Inu-Yasha yelled at Shippo.

"Inu-Yasha, you drove Kagome away, goin' to see Kikyo AGAIN!" Shippo hollered back.

Miroku sighed. "Inu-Yasha, admit you're wrong... for once."

"I didn't do nothin' wrong!" Inu-Yasha protested, crossing his arms.

Sango gave him a steady look. "It's cliche, but in our group, also TRUE. It's always the man's fault."

Miroku nodded. "Very true, Sango, I--hey!"

Inu-Yasha grunted. "I don't need to put up with this crap." He growled, storming off.

Myoga sighed. "He truly believes himself innocent..."

"How so, Myoga?" Miroku asked.

Myoga shrugged. "Inu-Yasha is mormon."

"Oh!"

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...I should probably apologize to all the mormons who are reading this. (If you don't get it because you're not intimately familiar with US history, or the plethora of Christian sects out there, Mormonism fled to Utah in the 1800s to avoid persecution for their practice of polygamy).

Anyhoo, read and review. Thank you.