Daniel's Disclaimer: I own neither Inu-Yasha nor Kagome, or Ella Enchanted.

I'm getting a little tired of all the "Ella Enchanted" plots I'm seeing on FF.net; hence me writing this (the hardest part was spelling, this time).

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"Dammit, bitch, stoppit!" Inu-Yasha cursed, covering his head with his arms as she wailed on him.

Kagome frowned, stopping mid-swing with the frying pan.

"Bitch." Inu-Yasha muttered, rubbing his head. He had a concussion, and his ears were broken.

Kagome scowled. "You bastard, how dare you take advantage of my curse!?"

Fine, fine!" Inu-Yasha snapped. "From this moment forward you are to consider all imperative statements to be instead inquisitive!"

"...huh?"

Inu-Yasha scowled. "It means you'll interpret all injunctions as questions!" Inu-Yasha roared.

"You will understand!" Inu-Yasha finally shouted.

"I don't get it." Kagome confessed.

"Exactly." Inu-Yasha rejoined, inordinately pleased.

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BTW, an imperative statement is a command, an inquisitive statement is a question, and an injunction is an order. Understanding these other-wise worthless grammer terms is essential to grasping the illogic of an "obey all orders" enchantment, which can easily be either compromised or circumvented. But mostly I wrote this because Inu-Yasha using "power-vocabulary" is so funny.