Daniel's Disclaimer: None of the four people mentioned in her is mine, although the subject of their discussion is based on scientificly documented evidence. Imagine that!
Whoa, I'm really on a roll. This is like the fourth one this week. Be warned, this one is deep in PG-13.
"I can only imagine what your sense of smell, must be like. If I could but know the sweet, flowery scent of Sango..." Miroku sighed. "Like ogling her with my nose."
"Keh." Inu-Yasha responded weakly.
"You disagree?" Miroku baited.
Inu-Yasha took it. "Of course, bouzu!"
"Whyever so?" He asked.
"Because humans stink!" He responded.
Miroku tsked. "Even though you tell Kagome that constantly, I cannot fathom why you must insult--"
"Piss." Inu-Yasha grunted.
"Huh?"
"Human sweat smells the same as human piss. Just weaker."
"What!?"
"It's true!" Inu-Yasha said. "Why the hell else would demons look down on you?"
It really is true, actually. Urea, or Carbonyl Ammonia, is the primary waste of protein synthesis, and it's held in solution in our urine and in our sweat, although concentration is higher in urine. So everything Inu-Yasha ever said about 'human stench' probably isn't hyperbole. We really would stink to someone with a nose as sensitive as his.
Now that you're all grossed out, I feel that I have to lay the blame for this one at the feet of all those lovey-dovey WAFFy things were Inu-Yasha says/thinks Kagome smells like flowers/fruit (strawberries in particular seem popular). The truth is, she smells like piss. So does everyone else.
