Disclaimer: I don't own Inu-Yasha.

Patient 1: Inu-Yasha

(Inu-Yasha's POV)

I cursed to myself as I approach the huge building. Stupid author wanted us to get a therapy, because she think we all have problems. Feh! BUT WHY DO I HAVE TO BE THE FIRST PERSON TO GO?

(FIVE MINUTES LATER)

Finally I'm here! I knew I should have taken the stairs, but no, I was just a bit curious about the machine thing call the 'elevator.' I walk up to the front desk where a girl was typing on a computer. Stupid technology...

"Appointment for therapy," I said to the girl.

"Hello Inu-Yasha!" the girl shouted.

GAH! It's the author!

"What the hell are you doing here, woman?"

"Language Inu-Yasha, language," Chinese Princess replied.

"Whatever, just why are you here?"

"To make sure you guys come for your appointment, which is good. You're the first to be tortured, uh I mean fixed." She smiled a fake smile. Never trust that girl.

"Okay!" She jumped out her seat, and start pushing me into a room, "Dr. Rin have been expecting you."

"Whoa! Wait a sec-" She slam the door in front of me.

CLICK!

O.O;....-.-; Great, she lock me in.

"Hiyas!" I turn and look around, "What the?"

"Down here."
I look down and saw a little girl, wait, why does she look familiar?

"Hi! I'm Dr. Rin! Hehe!"

-.-; I'm doom.

"Take a seat, Mr. uh..." she takes out a clipboard, "Mr. Inu-Yasha!"

I sat down as she sat across from me.

"Okay, Mr. Inu-Yasha. Now tell me your problem!"

"Uh..."

That little brat starts taking notes, or at least I think she is.

"Go on!"

"Okay, my problem is that I'm half demon and half human."

Dr. Rin gasped, "REALLY?"

"Yeah, anyway, so in order for me to become full demon, I had to steal the Shikon Jewel."

"Uh huh."

Why do I even bother? Stupid author, one day I WILL kill you!

"Yeah! Yeah! Keep dreaming!" Chinese Princess said from outside.

o.o;

"Continue!" Dr. Rin shouted in a hyper way. She must have had sugar. Kind of reminds me of Shippo. Geez!

"So, whenever I tried to steal the Shikon Jewel, I always get stopped by Kikyo. At first I hated Kikyo, gut then I fell in love in her. But that DA-"

"LANGUAGE!" C. P. shouted from outside. Has she been eavesdropping?

"Uh huh," Dr. Rin said, nodding off sleepily.

"But Naraku tricked me and Kikyo. Making her think I've betrayed her, so she used her enchanted arrow to kill me, but fifty years later-"

SNORE! SNORE!

I look over and saw the little girl already fast asleep. Then shrugged, guess therapy's over. YES!

To Be Continued.