Harry Potter The Mage (Order of the Pheonix)
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I'm back (author cackles madly and falls to the floor once again, convulsing) sorry, internet deprivation (author is drooling), has devastating effects. Anyway. I am truly back and in action. I am going to remove my other two stories from ff.net as I only got one chapter into each of them and they were sort of running along the lines that too many other stories do. I really am sorry for all of you that have read my story since I started it in January. Call my lawyer. No, not really about the lawyer, however you could sue my parents for making us move into a house where it is going to take them several months to get a internet connection that could even remotely be called decent. That is the 11 month delay in my writing, I currently am using an *extremely* fast internet connection called a 28.8 connection. (Did u catch the sarcasm??). (Author sighs trying to remember what else he was going to say.) Just to let all you devoted fans know how much I am sacrificing for the good of the reader I am skipping my homework and it will be late (.several days later it was late I got a zero on it) tomorrow so that I can start on this chapter. I hopefully (crosses his fingers) will be able to get at least a chapter out a week (AND I CAN ALMOST GARUNTEE YOU THIS WON"T HAPPEN AS YOU CAN SEE IT TOO ME THIS LONG TO UPDATE WHEN I SAID I WOULD POST A WHILE AGO. he convulses in chair) However I can't guarantee that so don't hold me to it. Plz r/r and thank you to the 59 people that have reviewed. I will respond at the end.
Read and Review!!! Sorry if it isn't the smoothest transition but I haven't worked on the story for almost a year. Holy exploding pirannas, Batman!!! The story is starting!!!
Last time. They made there way down to the Great Hall, that upon them opening the doors, went into an uproar...
This time. Great big flying sausages, humungous cream pies, and giant waffles flew through the air. All towards the door into the main hall. (hmmm.) All towards where coincidentally Cygnus, Harry, and Hermione were standing. As the weapons of mass consumption flew through the air. Harry dropped into a crouch, wand out in classic dueling stance, ready to fend off any would be attackers when he felt a hand on his shoulder.
He spun around, and saw it was only Hermione. "Harry, calm down, it's only a bit of food." Harry stared at her for a second "sorry, just a bit tense" Then there was no more talking in the rain of cream and syrup that drenched them there. When it was all over, they saw Professor McGonagal (sp? Don't feel like looking it up) marching over to the Gryffindor table. "James Potter, Sirius Black, how dare you treat faculty like that!!!" she yelled, barely audible over the laughing of the students her face turning red with anger, and her mouth a thin line. "Come with me right now, we'll see how you like a few dozen detentions and a fifty points off. Yes, that will set your house back a bit won't it." She turned around and stamped towards the door. The duo started out of their seats. She turned around and said rather crisply "Hurry up or it will be fifty points for each item you magiked." (Is that a word??) As McGonagol walked out the door the students noticed a large sign on her back that said 'Kick Me, I'm a Giant Sausage'
As the two ran out the main door following McGonagol, they turned and bowed before a large six foot long hot dog appeared and started rapping them on their heads. (Yes, a giant hot dog. Not sure if it had ketchup on it. Can u tell I'm hungry) Harry waved his wand and cleaned up the mess round them and the syrup and crème on them. They then headed up towards the staff table where Dumbledore was waiting with a twinkle in his eye. When they had sat down at the table, Dumbledore tapped his spoon against his class and stood up waiting for the students' attention. When they had calmed down to a reasonable level that he could talk over, he started.
"Now, as I am all sure you saw that rather sticky incident there, I can assure you that no one was hurt. All though the hot dog did look rather bruised I am sure it will be all right.just for all of you that were worried. Anyway...ahh, yes the new faculty that we have up at the table need introducing. To the left of Professor Knight, we have Cygnus Cafieta and to the right we have Maria Johnston They will be patrolling the corridors, and helping out in some of the classes as well as teaching the potions class. Potions class will resume on Monday and I would like to remind you all to once again remember the Professor. Please eat for a moment in silence before resuming your conversations."
Dumbledore sat back down and looked down at the sausage on his plate. Harry could only remember seeing him look so puzzled before, in his sixth year when..no better not to think about that. Harry waited patiently as the minute ticked by. When Dumbledore looked up again, he seemed to sense Harry's gaze upon as he turned to Harry with his piercing look upon his face. He nodded his head towards the room behind the staff table. Harry got up and quietly walking through the door and into the room that he remembered oh so well form 4th year. There were still paintings on the wall, though some of the occupants looked slightly cleaner, less smoke covered. As they entered the room, the paintings glanced in their direction before starting their conversations again. Harry looked around the room, and it looked pretty much the same, though there was one or two less paintings. Dumbledore headed towards the chairs by the fire but didn't sit down. He motioned Harry over to where he was standing next to the fire. When Harry got there, Dumbledore muttered something like "Monstrui" before motioning to one of the paintings. The picture looked at Dumbledore and Harry, then it pulled a lever next on the table in the picture.
THE END (look down below for authors notes, extremely important) | | | | | | | | | | |
NO, not really.;-P The floor sunk away beneath them, as Harry quickly looked over at Dumbledore. Dumbledore looked over at him his eyes twinkling in the torch light as the floor closed above them. Harry started to speak "Headmaster, what-" Dumbledore cut him off and said "Just wait.Ah, yes here we go" As the platform continued to lower Harry could start to see the outline of a door along one part of the wall. As the platform stopped the door creaked open and Dumbledore walked on through, motioning for Harry to do the same. As Harry stepped through the door, a golden light flashed through the room. Dumbledore looked at Harry in a new way and said "Well Professor, I believe that you are safe to talk here. And I do suggest you do, I have no record of you ever attending this school and judging by your familiarity with the school. You obviously are not who you say you are." Dumbledore's eye hardened as Harry searched through his mind for a plausible excuse. His mind settled on something that was almost the truth. "Well.Headmaster, your right my name is not Harry Knight (don't you just love that name ;-]). I have been here before, well sort of, I was here in the castle a few months ago (it's true, he was there a few months ago) in disguise. I actually came and mapped out the castle. I know it's supposed to be Unplottable, but when someone has been so close to the Dark Arts for so long, you learn some of the ways of those black spells." He glanced up at Dumbledore who was staring intently at him. "Yah, that's one of the reasons I came, your defenses are rather miserable and are in need of a little bit of help. There nowhere near as good as they were when I am here.Sorry, what am I saying. It was rather easy for me to penetrate your defenses. I hope that you didn't put those up, cause they aren't stopping any death eaters. You remember when the Death Eaters attacked last time. Well, they were partially able to get in because there were at least a hundred of them to overpower them, and the defenses just weren't up to it. Now, if you want me to keep on going saying exactly the same thing, then just keep on staring at me. However, I know that you will just say that I haven't answered your question, so.I'll keep on going. The other reason that I came was because Potter and some of the other Gryffindors need some extra protection. They have things to do yet, important things before they can leave this world and Unfortunatley leave this world they will. Just as you and I will someday, there's nothing I can do about that. I could try to change the pas- future but it would probably happen to them some other way. I think that you know the Unchangeing-Events Theory, yes? Well in case you don't which I don't believe then there are certain key events that happen in every person life, like their death for example, that no matter what you do, the same thing will always happen at that same time, just in a different way." Here Harry sat back into his chair, and looked over at Dumbledore, who looked almost satisfied. Dumbledore started to speak "That's all well and good but you still haven't told me who you ar-" Here a loud bell sounded and Harry looked down at his watch. "Well,.Dumbledore, looks like we have a problem. Your defenses have failed again though on a much smaller scale. You see."
Dats da end of da chapder, sorry but this one chapter took me several weeks to write.ignore what I said at the top about how long it will take me, but make sure you read it! I will try and update as often as possible, but you won't be seeing a lot of chapters real quick. I have a 2 week Christmas break where I will be down in Florida, I might be able to type on the plane but probaly not. I won't be writing until maybe the last couple of days cause I would rather be out meeting some girls than writing fan fiction. Yah, sorry all you devoted fans (do I Have Any?? If I do post two reviews plz.) In the mean time, explore other writers. There are some great ones out there, I might make some recommendations of really good stories in the next chapter. Well I'll stop rambling now and let all of those that reviewed get your Line of Fame. That is what I call my acknowledgements section.
Hermione HP; Thanx, yes it does suck
Heaven-onEarth; good, read some more
Skipastarseeker; yes more is coming
potter1984; Ive had quite a few people tell me that, I might just do that
Beatrice; Am I doing better this chapter?
Starr; hope this temporarily satisfied ur craving
VB; It's interesting to write, can't imagine what it is like to read it
Hogwarts' little angel; thanx, well the story started again didn't it/ (
serena cherry; thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks .
clark; if you really thinks so, spread the word bout my story
evie Bellwood; do you really think the story is that crazily good?? ;-)
x5-599-girl; yah.
juggling stars AKA lily potter; thanks
Well, I think that that's it for this chapter, sorry if you didn't see your name above, but I had too many reviewers in the past 9 months to do all of them, so I just did the most recent. I will try and start an update notification for those that left there email addresses. If you get one and you don't want it, just send me an e-mail back saying that you don't want an update. I will also look in the people that have a biography page and reviewed for your addresses (though only if you gave it a positive review)
8 Read and Review Read and Review Read and Review Read and Re-(a reader storms the house and starts shouting I GET THE POINT)
IM SORRY | | V
I'm back (author cackles madly and falls to the floor once again, convulsing) sorry, internet deprivation (author is drooling), has devastating effects. Anyway. I am truly back and in action. I am going to remove my other two stories from ff.net as I only got one chapter into each of them and they were sort of running along the lines that too many other stories do. I really am sorry for all of you that have read my story since I started it in January. Call my lawyer. No, not really about the lawyer, however you could sue my parents for making us move into a house where it is going to take them several months to get a internet connection that could even remotely be called decent. That is the 11 month delay in my writing, I currently am using an *extremely* fast internet connection called a 28.8 connection. (Did u catch the sarcasm??). (Author sighs trying to remember what else he was going to say.) Just to let all you devoted fans know how much I am sacrificing for the good of the reader I am skipping my homework and it will be late (.several days later it was late I got a zero on it) tomorrow so that I can start on this chapter. I hopefully (crosses his fingers) will be able to get at least a chapter out a week (AND I CAN ALMOST GARUNTEE YOU THIS WON"T HAPPEN AS YOU CAN SEE IT TOO ME THIS LONG TO UPDATE WHEN I SAID I WOULD POST A WHILE AGO. he convulses in chair) However I can't guarantee that so don't hold me to it. Plz r/r and thank you to the 59 people that have reviewed. I will respond at the end.
Read and Review!!! Sorry if it isn't the smoothest transition but I haven't worked on the story for almost a year. Holy exploding pirannas, Batman!!! The story is starting!!!
Last time. They made there way down to the Great Hall, that upon them opening the doors, went into an uproar...
This time. Great big flying sausages, humungous cream pies, and giant waffles flew through the air. All towards the door into the main hall. (hmmm.) All towards where coincidentally Cygnus, Harry, and Hermione were standing. As the weapons of mass consumption flew through the air. Harry dropped into a crouch, wand out in classic dueling stance, ready to fend off any would be attackers when he felt a hand on his shoulder.
He spun around, and saw it was only Hermione. "Harry, calm down, it's only a bit of food." Harry stared at her for a second "sorry, just a bit tense" Then there was no more talking in the rain of cream and syrup that drenched them there. When it was all over, they saw Professor McGonagal (sp? Don't feel like looking it up) marching over to the Gryffindor table. "James Potter, Sirius Black, how dare you treat faculty like that!!!" she yelled, barely audible over the laughing of the students her face turning red with anger, and her mouth a thin line. "Come with me right now, we'll see how you like a few dozen detentions and a fifty points off. Yes, that will set your house back a bit won't it." She turned around and stamped towards the door. The duo started out of their seats. She turned around and said rather crisply "Hurry up or it will be fifty points for each item you magiked." (Is that a word??) As McGonagol walked out the door the students noticed a large sign on her back that said 'Kick Me, I'm a Giant Sausage'
As the two ran out the main door following McGonagol, they turned and bowed before a large six foot long hot dog appeared and started rapping them on their heads. (Yes, a giant hot dog. Not sure if it had ketchup on it. Can u tell I'm hungry) Harry waved his wand and cleaned up the mess round them and the syrup and crème on them. They then headed up towards the staff table where Dumbledore was waiting with a twinkle in his eye. When they had sat down at the table, Dumbledore tapped his spoon against his class and stood up waiting for the students' attention. When they had calmed down to a reasonable level that he could talk over, he started.
"Now, as I am all sure you saw that rather sticky incident there, I can assure you that no one was hurt. All though the hot dog did look rather bruised I am sure it will be all right.just for all of you that were worried. Anyway...ahh, yes the new faculty that we have up at the table need introducing. To the left of Professor Knight, we have Cygnus Cafieta and to the right we have Maria Johnston They will be patrolling the corridors, and helping out in some of the classes as well as teaching the potions class. Potions class will resume on Monday and I would like to remind you all to once again remember the Professor. Please eat for a moment in silence before resuming your conversations."
Dumbledore sat back down and looked down at the sausage on his plate. Harry could only remember seeing him look so puzzled before, in his sixth year when..no better not to think about that. Harry waited patiently as the minute ticked by. When Dumbledore looked up again, he seemed to sense Harry's gaze upon as he turned to Harry with his piercing look upon his face. He nodded his head towards the room behind the staff table. Harry got up and quietly walking through the door and into the room that he remembered oh so well form 4th year. There were still paintings on the wall, though some of the occupants looked slightly cleaner, less smoke covered. As they entered the room, the paintings glanced in their direction before starting their conversations again. Harry looked around the room, and it looked pretty much the same, though there was one or two less paintings. Dumbledore headed towards the chairs by the fire but didn't sit down. He motioned Harry over to where he was standing next to the fire. When Harry got there, Dumbledore muttered something like "Monstrui" before motioning to one of the paintings. The picture looked at Dumbledore and Harry, then it pulled a lever next on the table in the picture.
THE END (look down below for authors notes, extremely important) | | | | | | | | | | |
NO, not really.;-P The floor sunk away beneath them, as Harry quickly looked over at Dumbledore. Dumbledore looked over at him his eyes twinkling in the torch light as the floor closed above them. Harry started to speak "Headmaster, what-" Dumbledore cut him off and said "Just wait.Ah, yes here we go" As the platform continued to lower Harry could start to see the outline of a door along one part of the wall. As the platform stopped the door creaked open and Dumbledore walked on through, motioning for Harry to do the same. As Harry stepped through the door, a golden light flashed through the room. Dumbledore looked at Harry in a new way and said "Well Professor, I believe that you are safe to talk here. And I do suggest you do, I have no record of you ever attending this school and judging by your familiarity with the school. You obviously are not who you say you are." Dumbledore's eye hardened as Harry searched through his mind for a plausible excuse. His mind settled on something that was almost the truth. "Well.Headmaster, your right my name is not Harry Knight (don't you just love that name ;-]). I have been here before, well sort of, I was here in the castle a few months ago (it's true, he was there a few months ago) in disguise. I actually came and mapped out the castle. I know it's supposed to be Unplottable, but when someone has been so close to the Dark Arts for so long, you learn some of the ways of those black spells." He glanced up at Dumbledore who was staring intently at him. "Yah, that's one of the reasons I came, your defenses are rather miserable and are in need of a little bit of help. There nowhere near as good as they were when I am here.Sorry, what am I saying. It was rather easy for me to penetrate your defenses. I hope that you didn't put those up, cause they aren't stopping any death eaters. You remember when the Death Eaters attacked last time. Well, they were partially able to get in because there were at least a hundred of them to overpower them, and the defenses just weren't up to it. Now, if you want me to keep on going saying exactly the same thing, then just keep on staring at me. However, I know that you will just say that I haven't answered your question, so.I'll keep on going. The other reason that I came was because Potter and some of the other Gryffindors need some extra protection. They have things to do yet, important things before they can leave this world and Unfortunatley leave this world they will. Just as you and I will someday, there's nothing I can do about that. I could try to change the pas- future but it would probably happen to them some other way. I think that you know the Unchangeing-Events Theory, yes? Well in case you don't which I don't believe then there are certain key events that happen in every person life, like their death for example, that no matter what you do, the same thing will always happen at that same time, just in a different way." Here Harry sat back into his chair, and looked over at Dumbledore, who looked almost satisfied. Dumbledore started to speak "That's all well and good but you still haven't told me who you ar-" Here a loud bell sounded and Harry looked down at his watch. "Well,.Dumbledore, looks like we have a problem. Your defenses have failed again though on a much smaller scale. You see."
Dats da end of da chapder, sorry but this one chapter took me several weeks to write.ignore what I said at the top about how long it will take me, but make sure you read it! I will try and update as often as possible, but you won't be seeing a lot of chapters real quick. I have a 2 week Christmas break where I will be down in Florida, I might be able to type on the plane but probaly not. I won't be writing until maybe the last couple of days cause I would rather be out meeting some girls than writing fan fiction. Yah, sorry all you devoted fans (do I Have Any?? If I do post two reviews plz.) In the mean time, explore other writers. There are some great ones out there, I might make some recommendations of really good stories in the next chapter. Well I'll stop rambling now and let all of those that reviewed get your Line of Fame. That is what I call my acknowledgements section.
Hermione HP; Thanx, yes it does suck
Heaven-onEarth; good, read some more
Skipastarseeker; yes more is coming
potter1984; Ive had quite a few people tell me that, I might just do that
Beatrice; Am I doing better this chapter?
Starr; hope this temporarily satisfied ur craving
VB; It's interesting to write, can't imagine what it is like to read it
Hogwarts' little angel; thanx, well the story started again didn't it/ (
serena cherry; thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks .
clark; if you really thinks so, spread the word bout my story
evie Bellwood; do you really think the story is that crazily good?? ;-)
x5-599-girl; yah.
juggling stars AKA lily potter; thanks
Well, I think that that's it for this chapter, sorry if you didn't see your name above, but I had too many reviewers in the past 9 months to do all of them, so I just did the most recent. I will try and start an update notification for those that left there email addresses. If you get one and you don't want it, just send me an e-mail back saying that you don't want an update. I will also look in the people that have a biography page and reviewed for your addresses (though only if you gave it a positive review)
