Disastrous Sleepovers Chapter 2
I Own Nothing. Nada. Zip. Big Zero. Zipola. GOT IT?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Midnight Youkai: Hello Again! As you recall, we left off realizing that
Trebor is-
Trebor: A moose?
Midnight Youkai: Yes, Trebor, you are sigh a moose u.u;
Botan: So...Are we going to play any games?
Trebor: GRAVY!
Midnight Youkai: using authoress powers (everyone: oooooOOOOoooh!
Aaaaaaaahhhhh!) I summon Alison to the party! Thunder clashes and
lightning explodes in the air like fireworks
Alison: Why am I here...And why is everyone two dimensional?
Midnight Youkai: Ooooh! So you're going to brag about your awesome three-
demensional-ness? Well fine we don't need you! actually messes up for once
and summons Dan to the party
Dan: singing Ohhhh Ah heidi, deidi, deidi, deidi, deidi, dai.
Yusuke: You're off tune you moron!
Dan: Well, 42 to you.
Alison and Dan: 42, 42, 42, 42.
Midnight Youkai: GO AWAY!!!!!!!!
Alison and Dan: disappear
Inuyasha: Are we just going to stand around this whole time you bleeping
moron!?!
Midnight Youkai: Okay then...eeeeeeevil grin let's play a little game
called Truth or Dare. Well, Inuyasha, truth or dare?
Inuyasha: Dare me!
Midnight Youkai: I dare you to... kiss...
Inuyasha: has fingers crossed and is silently chanting 'Kagome' in his
head
Midnight Youkai: ...hmmm...who to choose? I know!
Inuyasha: hopeful look
Midnight Youkai: You have to kiss...NARAKU!!!
Everyone: O.o
Inuyasha: WHY HIM!?! Couldn't you have picked Kaaaa- no one in particular!
nervous look
Kuwabara, Yusuke, Sanosuke, Ranma, and Ryoga: Hahaha! You have to kiss an
ugly MONKEY! HAHAHA!
Trebor: Hahahaclaps hands in front of him stupidly while saying FUNNY
MONKEY!!
Shippou: Midnight Youkai, you're brother is ! .
Everyone, including Kagome: O.o
Doorbell: YAPPA, YAPPA
Midnight Youkai: I'LL GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! runs downstairs
Inuyasha: Since Midnight Youkai is gone, do I still have to kiss Naraku?
Ranma: YES YOU DO!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone, except Naraku, of course, unless he's secretly gay: THAT"S
RIGHT!!!!!
Kagome and Kikyou: It would almost have been better if Midnight Youkai said
her pointing at each other instead of-
Trebor: WEESNAW!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryoga: Where's the bathroom?
Everyone: ...
Ryoga: Okay. I'll find it myself.
Nabiki: But wouldn't you just get lost?
Kodachi Kuno: Where's Ranma! Where's my darling Ranma!!!!
Tatewaki Kuno: Where is the Tree Borne Kettle Girl? And Akane?
Ranma: GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!
Koga and Hojo: KAGOME!!!!!
Kaoru and Megumi: KENSHIN!!!!!!
Misao: AOSHI!!!!!!!!!!
Kayko: YUSUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kagome and Kikyou: INUYASHA!!!!!!!!!
Miroku: GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!
Trebor: LISHEFELODUHNAHEFRASDKHGJABDFMKSHDFVGJB!!!!!!!!!!
Midnight Youkai: enters room it seems that no one...was...there...
Most of the girls present: in a cat fight of boy of their choice
Most of boys present: killing each other over girl of choice
Midnight Youkai: SIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: falls to the ground Inuyasha style
Trebor: breaks into song Teletubbies! Teletubbies! Say hello!
Midnight Youkai: falls over anime style O.o; Uhhhhhhhhmmmmm...
Shishiwakkamaru: Inuyasha still hasn't kissed Naraku.
Midnight Youkai: Right you are! And your lovely prize is BEING SENT TO
HELL!!!!!!!
Kikyou: Not fair, I WANT TO GO TO HELL!!!!!
Trebor: looks at Kikyou's name tag Whoa. Your name is 'kick you' cool.
Can I kick you?
Midnight Youkai: You can kick Kikyou all you want! ( In fact why don't we-
sense something and looks around frantically I SENSE SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!
Hiei: No duh, moron.
Everyone: is being watched by a dark figure in the corner who is ticked
off by the fact that nobody realized her presence sooner
Sango: I wonder what it could be?
Trebor: I know what it is!
Everyone: Really? TELL US!!!!!
Trebor: Okay. But you have to do something first!
Everyone: What do we have to do?
Kuwabara: C'mon! Whatever it is I can take it!
Trebor: Bring me some of Nanny's buttered toast!!!!!!!
Most of boys present: start searching for Nanny to get Trebor his toast
Kayko: Trebor, where does your Nanny live?
Trebor: Over there? Uhm... I think? Or is it over there? Or maybe its here?
No I REMEMBER!!!!!! She lives in Nostriltopia!!!!!!
Kayko: Well, where is Nostriltopia?
Trebor: It is somewhere over the rainbow. Or maybe it's over the river and
through the woods? Or maybe it's just over...over...over...GRAVY!!!!!!
Midnight Youkai: I wonder how Ryoga's doing.
Ryoga
Ryoga: I'll get you Ranma! As soon as I get to the bathroom...I wonder where
I am. I've never been in this forest before. Maybe I should ask for
directions...
Suddenly, many dark figures appear
Ryoga: Who are you?
Dark figures: We are the Knights who say NIH! Keepers of the three sacred
words Nih! Ptang! And NEEWAM!!!!!
Back round knights: NEEWAM!
Ryoga: Oh knights who say NIH! Where is your bathroom?
Knights who say Nih: We don't know. Nih! You see, Nih! We have been lost in
this forest for quite some time. NIH! And we can't find a bathroom either.
NEEWAM!!!

Officer Jenny: We would like to take a moment of your time to say that
Midnight Youkai does not own the Knights who say Nih. She also does not own
the forest or any of the previous sound effects. Nih! No, it's gotten to
me. NIH! NIH! NIH!

Kagome: That's weird, I sense a youkai!
Rath: Youkai? Where?!? , Thatz, lemme go kill it!!!!!!
Rune: We're not supposed to be in this fic, if Midnight Youkai finds out-
Thatz: to Kagome is that jewel valuable? I WANT GOLD!!!!!!!!
Rune: NO! We have to get to Dracqueen!
Midnight Youkai: Dracqueen? Second door on the left!
Rune: Why, thank you! Ah!
Inuyasha: You are so dead. You do NOT want to disobey Midnight Youkai!
Kurama: Yes, it got quite ugly when he disobeyed her last. By the way,
Inuyasha, you still have to kiss Naraku.
Midnight Youkai: You mean he still hasn't? Well, what's the hold up?
Inuyasha: Naraku is my mortal enemy, and he's a guy!
Misao: So, why not just kiss the girl your in love with instead?
Midnight Youkai and Botan: That's a great idea!
Kayko: I was just thinking that!
Trebor: I like monkeys!
Yusuke: I found it! Nanny's buttered toast!
Trebor: yay! eats toast
Sanosuke: Now are you going to tell us what you sensed?
Trebor: Oh, yeah. It was the Lord of the evil mutant gerbil minions of
darkness, PRINCE CHARMING!
Midnight Youkai: No, I just had the exterminator in! He put up a prevention
sutra against pests of all kinds!
Inuyasha: Is that why Shippou couldn't get in? Wait a minute, if Shippou
couldn't get in...how'd Kikyou get in?
Kagome: jaw drops
Kenshin: Oro? But you said you love Kikyou that you did.
Mr. Saotome: holds up sign saying That's true!
Akane: He's right!
Everyone: Confused and/or angry look
Koenma: I'm sorry; I was asleep, what I miss?
Inuyasha: Don't I have to kiss Naraku now?
Everyone: .
Kuwabara: You mean, you actually want to kiss that baboon?
Naraku: Keep that mutt away from me!
Inuyasha: It's not like I want to! Midnight Youkai dared me to! And
besides, that's better than-I SENSE A DEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Midnight Youkai: Duh! There's at least 20 of 'em in here!
Inuyasha: oh...FEH!
Midnight Youkai: Didn't we change it to you have to kiss that girl you're
in love with?
Eri, Yuka, Ayumi: Awwwwww! KAWAII!!!!!
Trebor: UNDERPANTS!!!!!!!!!!
Nairb: MONKEYS!!!!!!!!!
Akane: Who's Nairb?
Nairb: I'm Trebor's cousin! I like to fart!
Midnight Youkai: Who invited Nairb?
Midnight Youkai's Mom: I did. If you get to have a sleepover, then Trebor
should too.
Trebor: WEESNAW!!!!!!!!!
Trebor and Nairb: Seesaw, Weesnaw, Neeswaw!
Midnight Youkai: Why do I even bother?
Inuyasha: Because you're a sweet, kind, and wonderful person whom we all
love!
Midnight Youkai: SILENCE IMPERTINENT WRETCH!!!!!!!!
Everyone: . ;
Midnight Youkai: Well, nobody likes a kiss up.
Kagome: Makes sense.
Kikyou: He still has to kiss me.
Nabiki: Nobody ever said he had to kiss Kikyou.
Yusuke: Who has to kiss the clay pot?
Kenshin: I do not wish to kiss a clay pot that I do not.
Kikyou: I AM NOT A CLAY POT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kagome: mutters to herself ya could've fooled me...
Kikyou: eyes flaming in anger what was that!!!!
Kagome: innocently Oh nothing...
Kikyou: You little bi-
Miroku: Oooooh! CAT FIGHT!
Inuyasha: beats Miroku 'till he's unconscious
Nairb: Who wants chicken?
Trebor: I do!
Radical Edward: Ooooohhhh! Look at the pretty shadows! Isn't it cool how
they move around and around, Ein? I can be a shadow too! starts to run
around pretend to be a shadow
Everyone: suddenly looks up
Mysterious figure bathed in darkness and is currently hanging upside-down
from the ceiling and has also been watching everyone for quite some time
now: Yo.
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Midnight Youkai: Who is the mysterious figure? Why has she been watching
everybody? Will Inuyasha ever complete his dare? Find out in the next
thrilling installment of Disastrous Sleepovers, Guacamole and Swvedish
Meataballsa!
Trebor: See you in Nostriltopia!
Nairb: I like to fart!