Disastrous Sleepovers Chapter3: Guacamole and Swvedish Meataballsa.
I still don't own anything.
Recap: Dark and mysterious figure: Yo.
Everyone: holds down their ears in pain as a high pitched, feminine shriek is uttered in fear
Goku: Vegeta! Shut Up!!!
Shadows: The shadows on the ceiling fade away to reveal Ebony- chan
Midnight Youkai: Hi, Ebony-chan, welcome to the fic!
Ebony-chan: Hi Midnight Youkai! Glad to be here. Did you like my trademark entrance?
Midnight Youkai: It was very...you.
Bulma: When'd we get here?
Chichi: I think there's a Dragonball around here somewhere...
Midnight Youkai: Nope, that's just the Shikon no Tama!
Drew: IN MY PANTS!!!!!!
Ebony-chan: Finally! I get to teach a lesson all by myself today! And I'm going to teach about something relevant and modern! The Internet!
Midnight Youkai: Oh, no! Not this again!
Sophie: singing The internet is really, really great!
Darcey Sophie Jess Chris Veles Mike Drew Svitz: FOR P!!!!!!!!!!
Kagome: DON'T LISTEN, SHIPPOU!!!!!!!
Midnight Youkai: NO! Wait! You can't sing that here!
Sophie: Why not?
Midnight Youkai: Because we don't have a disclaimer for it, and also because it's very inappropriate!
Ebony-chan: Yeah, Midnight Youkai's right...we shouldn't use that in this fic...
Darcey: But hentai-ness is fun!
Miroku: I agree completely!
Midnight Youkai: Fine, then. All hentai people are banished from this fic, until it gets boring and we need some comedic relief...
Hentai-like people: disappear
Trebor: Do you like lawn chairs?
Midnight Youkai: Huh?
Trebor: Would you like to buy a lawn chair?
Veles: I like your goat and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Midnight Youkai: What?
Nairb: I like underpants.
Miroku: So do I...
Chi: Pantsu, pantsu, pantsu, pantsu...
Sumomo: blows whistle Warning, warning! This is not a store! You can't buy underpants here. Please turn left and return to original route!
M.Y.: The random Chobits people don't belong to me. At all.
M.Y.: Hey! My initials are...MY! Cool! - I'm smart, praise me!
Ebony-chan: anime sweat drop Very good Midnight Youkai.
Midnight Youkai: I'm high on caffeine, so don't mind my ditzy-ness!
Ranma: Is there even a plot to this story?
Inuyasha: Nope, Midnight Youkai's too dumb to put us in decent plots; I keep ending up in lame romance fics! And fluffy cute stuff!
Bit Cloud: Ha-ha! You end up in nothing but crap!
Midnight Youkai: Hey, my stories aren't crap! Are they? I thought I was doing a good job! sniff You're so mean!
Ebony-chan: I like your fics! And so do all of the people who've reviewed so far...At least, they say they like them...
Yusuke: Is it just me, or do Inuyasha, Ranma, and Bit have the same voice?
Kenshin: I was wondering that myself, that I was...
Midnight Youkai: That's because, in the English dub, they're all played by the voice actor, Richard Cox! And do you all really hate my fics that much, Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: It's only the fact that nearly all of them are romance...And I like torturing you!
Midnight Youkai: Oh...Hey! That's not very nice!
Kaoru: Yeah! She doesn't torment us!
All characters from all anime series' other than Inuyasha: That's right!
Cast of Inuyasha: How come we're the only ones being tortured?
Veles: She continually whacks me over the head with a giant hammer, if it makes you feel any better.
Midnight Youkai: But at least I have a good reason for doing so! You're such a hentai!
Veles: I'm not a hentai...all the time! :)
Midnight Youkai: That's it, you're leaving!
Darcey: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo takes deep breath oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Midnight Youkai: Too bad, he's gone! -
Trebor: Finally! I don't like him, he made you hit me, and he's mean!
Kikyou: There's nothing wrong with sadism...
Midnight Youkai: Wow! I actually agree with you for once! -
Kikyou: Then help me kill Kagome in a violent manner, and then let me drag Inuyasha to hell!
Midnight Youkai: Hey, don't give away plots of fics that haven't been uploaded yet!
Kuwabara: But how could you kill off such a pretty lady like her?
Kuwabara's older sister (I forgot her name): I thought you were in love with Yukina.
Hiei: Tch. Moron.
Kuwabara: What did you say shortie!
Midnight Youkai: Speaking of torturing people, you still haven't completed your dare, Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: string of multiple curses too vivid to write
Darcey: Wasn't truth or dare at my house fun? Heh heh...
Midnight Youkai: Darcey, stop changing the subject! Now then, Inuyasha, it is time for you to complete your dare! cackles evilly
Shippou: She's scary...
Kayko: Where is Inuyasha, anyway?
Midnight Youkai: stops evil cackling Hmm...I don't know...
Kouga: Ryouga's disappeared, too.
Yusuke: No, he just went looking for the bathroom.
Ranma: That explains why he's been gone for so long...
Ebony-chan: Misdirection, another side-effect of hunger. Hungry? Grab a Snickers!
Midnight Youkai: That was a great skit. Which none of us own...
Trebor: Guacamole, guacamole, GUACAMOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Midnight Youkai: Why are you saying 'guacamole'?
Trebor: contemplative look SVEDISH MEATABALLSA!
Midnight Youkai: Brother, you shame me. sighs I just don't know where I went wrong...
Ebony-chan: Introducing him to anime, maybe?
Midnight Youkai: That's probably it...
Trebor: I like eggs!
Midnight Youkai: Eggs are white with yellow yolks
They are like by many folks
Some like scrambled, some sunny-side up
Some like eggs laid by a duck
So if you think this poem is strange
Or if you find me quite deranged
I'll answer one question, I'll tell you true
Trebor likes eggs, and you should too.
Nairb: sniff That was beautiful.
Midnight Youkai: I know! I love writing poetry! Though most of my poems aren't as happy/cheerful as that...Hmmm...
Random voice from somewhere outside: BAKA-CHAN YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
suddenly, a very large object crashes through Midnight Youkai's roof. Subsequently, another object enters amid the rubble, though this one lands gracefully
Second large object: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!
1st large object a.k.a. 'Baka-chan': I didn't, I wasn't, I didn't mean to! Please forgive me! Please, please, please, please, please, PLEASE! looks around Hey, we're in Midnight Youkai's house? We're in Midnight Youkai's house! Oh, joy! Oh, rapture! Oh-
Midnight Youkai: Oh, shut up! Fang, you're such an idiot! Slayer chik! How dare you bring him here!
Slayer chik: Sorry, but he was annoying me, and we started fighting, and I figured I might as well let you 'n Ebony-chan join in the fun! nervous look Don't hurt me!
Midnight Youkai: Hurt you? Why, I'd never hurt you...
Slayer chik: phew...
Midnight Youkai: ...I'm gonna kill you!
Slayer chik: Eep! starts to run away when suddenly she hears
Midnight Youkai: FANG! Gerrof me!!!!!!!
Fang: hugging Midnight Youkai But I love you so much! O heart of my heart!
Midnight Youkai: That's it! forces her way over to the closet and opens the door LEGOLAS! COME AND HELP ME!!!!!!!!
Legolas: hops out of Midnight Youkai's closet bound and gagged muffled voice Nerve garush flmm!
Yahiko: Huh? What did he say?
Inuyasha: He said he can't do anything right now 'cause he's bound and gagged.
Kuwabara: He did?
Inuyasha: Duh! You moron!
Kuwabara: Hey! I'm not a moron!
Hiei: Tch. Yeah, you are.
Kuwabara: I dare you to say that again shortie!
Midnight Youkai: Hey! Inuyasha your back! Finally, you get to complete your dare!
Inuyahsa: Shit. looks for a way to escape
Midnight Youkai: Oh, no you don't! binds and gags Inuyasha
Legolas: Nrrf garush ima koko!
Kuwabara: What did he say this time?
Inuyahsa: Kumfa sore "Nrrf garush ima koko?"
Kurama: Oh. Well that makes perfect sense.
Slayer chik: What had he said?
Kurama: Legolas said 'How can Inuyasha complete his dare if he's gagged.
Ebony-chan: Makes sense...
Legolas: looks at Kurama indignantly Hesh ebean pedder dan e!
Everyone with super sensitive hearing: laughs
Kagome: I don't get it...What did he say?
Midnight Youkai: He said 'He's even prettier than me!'
Everyone: laughs
Trebor: laughs crazily
Gigglebunny: So you do have people bound and gagged in your closet! Looks around Where are Arnold S. and Zeus?
Zeus and Arnold S.: come out of the closet
West: Hah, they came out of the closet, heh...
Vivian: Oh shut up! Oh my god! I hate you!
Everyone that was at karate camp with Midnight Youkai August 15th - 20th 2004: laughs
Nairb and Trebor: singing Evil monkeys rule the world do da do da! Evil monkeys rule the worlds Oh the do da day!
Midnight Youkai: Hey, stop singing my song!
Ebony-chan: Technically, it isn't your song; you just changed the lyrics to 'Campton Races'.
Midnight Youkai: Oh shut up! What do you know! I-
Midnight Youkai Vivian Gigglebunny West: HATE YOU!!!!!!!!
Trebor: Knock-knock
Nairb: Who's there?
Trebor: Me.
Nairb: Me who-
Trebor: AWOOGAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Nairb: !!!!hA
Trebor: Nairb you're an idiot, it's supposed to be Ah!!!!
Midnight Youkai: And you forgot the comma!
West: And you forgot to put Ben in this fic!
Midnight Youkai: No, I just decided that he's a loser.
West: Well, he does constantly look stoned...
John: And he goes around telling people how cool he is, and that he's a brown belt! Even though he's only a blue belt! Marry me?
Midnight Youkai: Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! NOT ANOTHER STALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! runs away and jumps out the window
Nairb: Well, that was stupid. She could've just used the door.
Trebor: Yeah, want some brownies?
Nairb: Okay.
Trebor and Nairb: go off to get brownies then return with them
Wandering Hobo: takes a bite of the brownies Hey, these don't make me feel any different?
Yusuke: takes bite Nope, no hash.
Inuyasha: Wandering Hobo? Like Hojo?
Kagome: No, as in a vagabond.
Inuyasha: Since Midnight Youkai left, do I still have to complete my dare?
Ranma: I don't think so.77.
Everyone: Who's 77?
Background noise: (Bum, bum BUUUUUUUMMM!!!!)
Trebor: The rappers on the bus go Yo, Yo, Yo, embryo Yo, Yo, Yo.
Nairb: Monkey butts.
Trebor: laughs crazily poop.
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Ebony-chan: Where'd Midnight Youkai go?
Chris: I dunno. Wanna go get a soda?
Ebony-chan: Okay.
Chris and Ebony-chan: leave
