A/N: I'm sorry this is a bit later then I had hoped it would be, but stupid computer keeps dropping into coma mode. This is the funny chapter, but it is a little cruel to Kyou, sorry. I hate to tell you all this but there's only two more chapters after this. I have a job interview today in about two hours, wish me luck everybody! Enjoy the story. (edited 8/07/05)

Getting into the car was an interesting experience. There were eight of them (Kyou decided to come.) The car seated five legally. Hatori was driving, he hated picnics but Shigure convinced him to come. If Hatori hadn't decided to come, Shigure was going to drive, and that was a hell Hatori wouldn't wish upon his worst enemy. Shigure sat next to Hatori in an illegal seat. Kisa and Tohru shared the passenger seat, there was enough room for both to sit comfortably. In the back, Momiji was behind Tohru, then Yuki, Haru, and Kyou was behind Hatori. They all felt it best if Kyou sat as far away from Momiji as possible. And as long as he didn't say anything to Haru, there was no real threat that he would turn black, and sitting behind Hatori helped because he was the only one in the car who Kyou respected. Well him and Tohru, but she was oblivious to the fact that he hated these people.


They were heading to a lake on the Sohma estate, secluded in the woods. It wasn't a long drive, about twenty minutes away. Shigure Turned on the radio and began to sing along, in a horrible off-key voice. "Now. Lets. All. Ga-ther"

"I do hope you're kidding." Hatori sighed switching the radio off.

"Hey I was listening to that." Shigure pouted.

"Oh, I know! Lets play a game!" Momiji shouted. "I spy with my little eye, someone who turns into a cat"

"Oh I know who it is! It's uncle Kyou!" Kisa called out.

"Quit it!" Kyou said reaching across the car and hitting Momiji.

"Ow! Kyou hit me!" He whined.

"Calm down back there." Hatori said stiffly.

"Get, your arm, away from me." Haru threatened.

"Oh no!" Everyone said together.

"He's gone black!" Kyou said as he was pinned up against the window. Haru started choking Kyou.

"Somebody do something!" Tohru screamed, Kyou was turning blue. Without even thinking, she unbuckled her seat belt and dove into the back seat, Hatori hit a sharp turn and she fell. The back seat was now occupied by a bunny, a rat, a cat a cow and a rather discombobulated girl. It was now a even tighter squeeze for them to fit, with Haru transformed.

Hatori pulled up to the lake side and ignoring the transformation completely, told everyone to get out. Kisa jumped out and opened the back door for Tohru and her animal relatives. Tohru climbed out first and began to apologies to everyone.

"What do you mean Tohru? That was fun!" Momiji said. "Can we do that on the way back too."

"No! I wouldn't go that far, Miss Honda but it was the most interesting road trip I've ever been on." Yuki said.

"Get the hell offa me!" Kyou yelled from the car.

"It's not like I can move you know!" Haru said still black.

"As soon as we turn back, I am taking you out!" Kyou shouted. Just then a poof as Haru changed back. Kyou, still a cat was now madder than ever, because instead of a cow, he was now pinned under a naked Haru. "Dammit!"

Haru got out of the car, Tohru turned around and put her hands over Kisa's eyes. Haru got dressed nonchalantly. Then Kyou turned back, he dressed in the car and then jumped out. "All right, you and me Bessie!"

"Not now Kyou, I'm too tired." The transformation. He had turned back into white Haru. Then began to help Tohru unpack the trunk.


A/N: I'm sorry if there's any mistakes, I couldn't proof I have no time. I shouldn't even be typing this note I'm so busy. 8/7/05 although now I have time and it's been proofed.