Chapter 2: Naraku's plan
Naraku: wait I'm here to help!
*All of a sudden a game show arena appears *
Naraku: help inuyasha choose his mate that is.
Shippo: finally someone to get us out of the dark.
Naraku: so I'll call up kikyo!
All except Naraku/inuyasha:nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Kikyo enters *
All: damn.
Naraku: first of course I'll intro the author, vone!
Vone: ok inuyasha check this. I'm gonna pursuade you with a few comparisons. Kikyo is nothing but rotted flesh, dirt, and bones. I mean come on! For Christ's sake! She can't even take a bath, plus the fact that she smells like- no worse than old musty, molded gym socks.
Kikyo: shut the fuck up and go to hell.
Vone: . Naraku we may have to cancel the show.
Naraku: w-w-why?
Vone: draws sword cause I'm about to dismember this bitch!
Inuyasha: no don't kiss her you bastard!
*All just stare*
Vone: dismember means decapitate.
Inuyasha: I knew that.
Naraku: loud vone please ignore that unworthy bitch.
Vone: I'm still a little steamed so I think we will take a break. See ya!
Psst! Please review! Also I need ways to torture kikyo! Thanks! = )
Naraku: wait I'm here to help!
*All of a sudden a game show arena appears *
Naraku: help inuyasha choose his mate that is.
Shippo: finally someone to get us out of the dark.
Naraku: so I'll call up kikyo!
All except Naraku/inuyasha:nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Kikyo enters *
All: damn.
Naraku: first of course I'll intro the author, vone!
Vone: ok inuyasha check this. I'm gonna pursuade you with a few comparisons. Kikyo is nothing but rotted flesh, dirt, and bones. I mean come on! For Christ's sake! She can't even take a bath, plus the fact that she smells like- no worse than old musty, molded gym socks.
Kikyo: shut the fuck up and go to hell.
Vone: . Naraku we may have to cancel the show.
Naraku: w-w-why?
Vone: draws sword cause I'm about to dismember this bitch!
Inuyasha: no don't kiss her you bastard!
*All just stare*
Vone: dismember means decapitate.
Inuyasha: I knew that.
Naraku: loud vone please ignore that unworthy bitch.
Vone: I'm still a little steamed so I think we will take a break. See ya!
Psst! Please review! Also I need ways to torture kikyo! Thanks! = )
