Chapter 2: Naraku's plan

Naraku: wait I'm here to help!

*All of a sudden a game show arena appears *

Naraku: help inuyasha choose his mate that is.

Shippo: finally someone to get us out of the dark.

Naraku: so I'll call up kikyo!

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*Kikyo enters *

All: damn.

Naraku: first of course I'll intro the author, vone!

Vone: ok inuyasha check this. I'm gonna pursuade you with a few comparisons. Kikyo is nothing but rotted flesh, dirt, and bones. I mean come on! For Christ's sake! She can't even take a bath, plus the fact that she smells like- no worse than old musty, molded gym socks.

Kikyo: shut the fuck up and go to hell.

Vone: . Naraku we may have to cancel the show.

Naraku: w-w-why?

Vone: draws sword cause I'm about to dismember this bitch!

Inuyasha: no don't kiss her you bastard!

*All just stare*

Vone: dismember means decapitate.

Inuyasha: I knew that.

Naraku: loud vone please ignore that unworthy bitch.

Vone: I'm still a little steamed so I think we will take a break. See ya!

Psst! Please review! Also I need ways to torture kikyo! Thanks! = )