Chapter 3: a threesome!?!?

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SR: sup, I'm back! It's been awhile but now it gets a lot funnier I promise.

SR: btw; kk I'll have to use your idea more towards the end of the story. Otherwise it would be kind of short.

SR: well lets get this show on!!!

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Vone: Naraku continue.

Naraku: yes lord vone. But before we get inuyasha's feelings we'll listen to the crowd.

Miroku: why don't they have a threesome?

Miroku: why don't they have a threesome?

Sango, kagome, kikyou, and inuyasha: sango takes boomerang and slams it right between his legs. Then kagome and kikyo simultaneously shoot him in the ass. Then for the finisher inuyasha uses the tetsiga and Splits him right down the middle.

All except the previously listed: damn!!!!!!!

Miroku: h-h-h-h-h-h-h-holy f-f-fuck!!!!

Naraku: *looks disappointed* well that's not a possibility.

Vone: well that's a good start.

Nara: well sango?

Sango: I think inuyasha should date Kagome, because kikyo killed him and pinned him to a tree for 50 years.

Vone: good point. Now we-

Sesshomaru: no! My turn! (Turns to kikyou and gets on knees) kikyou pay these idiots no mind! Kikyo! Come with me! Be my queen! And please, please (gets earnest look in eyes) Bare my child!!!!

Kikyo: really? Yes sesshomaru! I will! But --

Sesshomaru: see miroku! That's how you do it!!!

Miroku: aahhhhhhhh.

Takes notes for later.

Kikyo: I hate all of you!!!

Begins to cry

Sesshomaru: oh shut up wrench! If we were in the western lands I'd have you killed!

Kag: I agree.

Kikyo: yeah, bitch!? Yo mama!

All except Kagome: oooooooooh!

Kagome: oh, no the fuck you didn't! Yo mama so poor, when I ring the doorbell I hear her yell Ding!

Kikyo: yeah? Well Yo mama so fat, she went to sea world to get baptized!

Kagome: ok, Yo mama so poor, she waves a Popsicle around and calls it air- conditioning!

Kikyo: well then Yo-

Vone: ENOUGH!!! YOU BOTH DRIVE ME MAD!

Vone: save that for after the show.

Nara:. well lets continue with the show! And I have a surprise! A new guest, Koga!

Inu: damn wolf.

Koga: Inu, just pick kikyo. You know Kagome's mine.

Inu: no way hose! She's-

Vone: ooooooo! Are you choosing?

Inu:.

Koga: aawwwwwww!!! The little mutt is embarrassed!

Inu: am not!!

Vone: then who do you love?

Inu: k-k-k.

All: yeah.

Inu: k-k-k.

All: yeah.

Inu:.rin.

Sesshomaru: what! INUYASHA SHE'S NOT OLD ENOUGH TO DATE, AND EVEN IF SHE WAS, SHE WOULDN'D DATE A TWO-TIMING SCRUB LIKE YOU!!!!!!

Inu: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Sesshomaru: what's so funny?!

Inu: it was a joke!

Kagome/kikyo: whew.

Vone: sess he's pushin your buttons.

Sess: inuyasha let me tell you something. You better watch your back. Cause at the end of the show I'll Be chewin on it. Doggy style.

All shudder.

Rin: (nudges Miroku) what does doggy-style mean?

Miroku: whispers in rin's ear

Rin: gasps inuyasha, stay away from sessomaru-sama!!!

Sess: glares daggers at Miroku. not that way Rin. Actually I'll transform into a large dog and rip inuyasha's guts out.

Inu: well to protect me from your bad breath, I'll use these.

Holds up a pack of tick - tacks which sessomaru can't pronounce

Sess: what? Ting- tongs?

Inu: hahahahaha!! Tick- tacks idgit!

Sess: I lord of the western lands has never heard of this.

Inu: I don't see how, they're made/sold in America.

Sess: so!? What am I a marketing expert?

Inu: lets find out!

Draws sword

Vone: Yo chill ok? Save that too.

Inu: what are you a preserver?

Vone: I'd watch my mouth if I were you.

Inu: Make me.

Vone: up, sit, piss, and shit, and shaddup!!!

Inu: (jumps up ten stories, falls twenty, and you know the rest).

Inu: what!!

Vone: I told you. I tapped into kaede's spell. Now I can make you do what I want you to do. Now go to the bathroom.

Inu: you son of a-

Vone: ahem.

Inu: goes into bathroom

Vone: well now, this landscape won't last very long here. Let's go to Kagome's house.

All: ok!

Teleport to Kagome's house

Vone: here we are!

Inuyasha: hmph.

(Kagome's mom walks in) mom: oh hi kids! Can I get you anything?

Kagome: no thanks mom! I th-

Miroku: there is one thing you can do for me.

Grabs Kagome's mom's hands and gets on his knees

Miroku: I wish for you to bear me a son.

Kagome: ok you're dead and not even go-

Mom: sorry honey. But I've already had a girl. And I only date men 30 and up. ^__^ Thanks though.

All stare wide eyed

Kagome: mom are you feeling alright?

Mom: just fine hon. why?

Kagome: just checking.

Mom: k! Walks out.

Kagome: Miroku you are so screwed.

Miroku: my intentions were-

Inuyasha: full of shit?

Kagome: whispers to sango and remember I need 132 of them.

Sango: winks eye You got it! Walks out of Kagome's room.

Kagome: ok everybody but Miroku come over here!

Miroku: why not me?

Kagome: it's a surprise!

All huddle together

Kagome: all right here's the deal. I'm gonna give Miroku 132 ex-lax bars.

Vone: DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Inuyasha: I don't get it!

Kagome: sighs and explains what ex-lax is.

note: I got this idea from the story inuyasha and exlax. The author is Neo- magic1000. Therefore they deserve credit for these next few parts.

Well I think that's a great stopping place for now. See ya! Come back soon!!!