Chapter 4: now or never!
SR: sorry I haven't updated in so long. Time Warner started screwing around and I lost my Internet. Stupid motherfuckers!
What you lookin at? I don't own shit.
Inuyasha: damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sango: I'm back!!
Miroku: I am happy to see your return. reaches up
Sango was anticipating his move and takes her boomerang and smacks him so hard that his head bounces around like a bobble head doll.
Miroku: t-t-t-that h-h-h-hurt.
Kagome: serves you right jackass.
Naraku: ahem.
All: what?
Naraku: 2 things: the main story, and the surprise.
All: oh yeah!
SR: well then let's ge-
Loud crash as link
(from Zelda which of whom I don't own)crashes through the wall.
Link: oh yeah ready for soul calibur 2!
SR: link. you're in the wrong world.
Link: shit! It's this defective occarnia! I told Zelda.
SR: yo link. if you wanna get to soul caliber its a-b-a-b-b-b-a-a-a-b
Link: thanks! Plays occarnia and disappears.
Inuyasha: oi! What about the wall!
Kagome: SCREW THE WALL! I'M SICK OF THE RUN AROUND! Kikyo/Kagome both jack him up. In unison WHO DO YOU LOVE!??
Inuyasha: sits dumbfounded
SR: well? Quiring minds wanna know.
Inuyasha: I love . Kagome!
Pushes Kikyo off he embraces Kagome and kisses her.
All except Kikyo : awww.
Kikyo: wwwwaaaaaaaaaa!!
Inuyasha: aw shut up bitch you knew it was coming.
Kikyo: hick huh?
Inuyasha: that day. In the forest when that huge monster was chasing you. I swore to protect you. And you held a knife to my neck!
Kikyo: Inuyasha I-
Inuyasha: save it!
Naraku: may I be excused a moment. goes outside
Everyone goes to the window and sees Naraku dancing around like a giddy schoolgirl.
SR: crazy ass motherfucker.
Inuyasha: and now. payback!
Grabs Kagome's arrows
Inuyasha: that's for pinning me to the tree for 50 years! And that's for Kagome! And that one is for giving the jewel shards that we worked so hard for to Naraku! And these 50 are just because I feel like it!!
Kikyo: aahhhhhhhhh!
Naraku: comes in what's all that racket? looks at Kikyo NO!!!!!!
Kikyo: get the hell off me!
Miroku: lets kill them both while we have a chance!
All: yeah! All pitch in and vanquish (wow I used a big word! ^_^ ) Naraku and Kikyo.
Naraku/Kikyo: nnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-
Inuyasha: shut the hell up already!
Kikyo: whatever. They shut up and die.
Sango: now we can all live happily ever after!
In hell:
Naraku: so Kikyo how's about you and me hook up some time.
Kikyo: sorry, you can't.
Naraku: pshh, I'm evil. I can do anything.
The end: unless you want a part 2. and if you do say so in a review!
For a preview it's about Miroku, Sango and koharu.
SR: sorry I haven't updated in so long. Time Warner started screwing around and I lost my Internet. Stupid motherfuckers!
What you lookin at? I don't own shit.
Inuyasha: damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sango: I'm back!!
Miroku: I am happy to see your return. reaches up
Sango was anticipating his move and takes her boomerang and smacks him so hard that his head bounces around like a bobble head doll.
Miroku: t-t-t-that h-h-h-hurt.
Kagome: serves you right jackass.
Naraku: ahem.
All: what?
Naraku: 2 things: the main story, and the surprise.
All: oh yeah!
SR: well then let's ge-
Loud crash as link
(from Zelda which of whom I don't own)crashes through the wall.
Link: oh yeah ready for soul calibur 2!
SR: link. you're in the wrong world.
Link: shit! It's this defective occarnia! I told Zelda.
SR: yo link. if you wanna get to soul caliber its a-b-a-b-b-b-a-a-a-b
Link: thanks! Plays occarnia and disappears.
Inuyasha: oi! What about the wall!
Kagome: SCREW THE WALL! I'M SICK OF THE RUN AROUND! Kikyo/Kagome both jack him up. In unison WHO DO YOU LOVE!??
Inuyasha: sits dumbfounded
SR: well? Quiring minds wanna know.
Inuyasha: I love . Kagome!
Pushes Kikyo off he embraces Kagome and kisses her.
All except Kikyo : awww.
Kikyo: wwwwaaaaaaaaaa!!
Inuyasha: aw shut up bitch you knew it was coming.
Kikyo: hick huh?
Inuyasha: that day. In the forest when that huge monster was chasing you. I swore to protect you. And you held a knife to my neck!
Kikyo: Inuyasha I-
Inuyasha: save it!
Naraku: may I be excused a moment. goes outside
Everyone goes to the window and sees Naraku dancing around like a giddy schoolgirl.
SR: crazy ass motherfucker.
Inuyasha: and now. payback!
Grabs Kagome's arrows
Inuyasha: that's for pinning me to the tree for 50 years! And that's for Kagome! And that one is for giving the jewel shards that we worked so hard for to Naraku! And these 50 are just because I feel like it!!
Kikyo: aahhhhhhhhh!
Naraku: comes in what's all that racket? looks at Kikyo NO!!!!!!
Kikyo: get the hell off me!
Miroku: lets kill them both while we have a chance!
All: yeah! All pitch in and vanquish (wow I used a big word! ^_^ ) Naraku and Kikyo.
Naraku/Kikyo: nnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-
Inuyasha: shut the hell up already!
Kikyo: whatever. They shut up and die.
Sango: now we can all live happily ever after!
In hell:
Naraku: so Kikyo how's about you and me hook up some time.
Kikyo: sorry, you can't.
Naraku: pshh, I'm evil. I can do anything.
The end: unless you want a part 2. and if you do say so in a review!
For a preview it's about Miroku, Sango and koharu.
