The Super-Condensed Version of Les Miserables
Disclaimer: I don't own Les Mis... (and I, ahem, stole the idea of "super-condensing" famous novels from www. rinkworks. com)
Jean Valjean
I will be an honest man!
(A bunch of STUFF happens that COMPLICATE
the plot to ENORMOUS proportions)
Maruis
I love you, but what was your name?
Cosette
I'm Cosette, and I love you too!
(A bunch of things IRRELEVANT to the plot
happen that BORE the reader IMMENSLY)
Everyone
Dies
THE END
Well, that's it... I really like Les Mis but I just couldn't say no to the chance of making fun of it. You can review it, if you feel like it...
