The Super-Condensed Version of Les Miserables

Disclaimer: I don't own Les Mis... (and I, ahem, stole the idea of "super-condensing" famous novels from www. rinkworks. com)

Jean Valjean
I will be an honest man!

(A bunch of STUFF happens that COMPLICATE
the plot to ENORMOUS proportions)

Maruis
I love you, but what was your name?

Cosette
I'm Cosette, and I love you too!

(A bunch of things IRRELEVANT to the plot
happen that BORE the reader IMMENSLY)

Everyone
Dies

THE END

Well, that's it... I really like Les Mis but I just couldn't say no to the chance of making fun of it. You can review it, if you feel like it...