***Hello there ladies and gents! This fic is dedicated to Artemis Moon. Your comment in your authors note on chapter 21 of Easy as 1,2,3 got my lil brain a buzzin' so I settled in to write this. This is some what a two parter which I hope will get reviewed into more. Hehehe I have an evil plot line if people want me to continue this. Read the notes below and they might explain some things if you get confused. Please review and let me know if you like this! Thanks and I hope you have fun!***
Disclaimer: No I don't own Inuyasha but if I did I'd feel sorry for him... I have 6 veeeery evil kitties. (guess where the inspiration came from? -_-; )
Another Game of Splat the Doggie...
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"Oh bother. Here he comes again with that loud abrasive voice and wild gestures."
The unknown speaker shook his head while sighing "I wonder why my mistress puts up with that mangy cur."
One of these days he would really get that dog demon for all that he had done to Kagome, but for now all he could do was pester the hanyou.
"Hanyou..." the silent figure thought as he stalked the swishing mass of silver hair.
"As if a half-breed would ever be worthy of my mistress" was the last thought the creature had before pouncing on the silver mass waving before him.
Kagome and Inuyasha had been arguing once again about how the young miko had to study for an upcoming test when suddenly Inuyasha jerked back while giving an angry shout.
Kagome could not figure out was bugging the dog demon until he spun around to face his attacker.
As Inuyasha spun around Kagome saw the source of Inuyasha's discomfort. Tangled within his silver-white hair looking like a multi-colored burr was a furry object that normally did not go for such things as exercise.
Kagome's hands flew to her face in shock as she cried "Buyo!"
Hearing Kagome's shout, Inuyasha then realized that it was her idiotic cat that had a hold on him and not some unknown demon.
"But for a second..." Inuyasha began to think before his mind moved on to the little problem of a certain furry burr clinging stubbornly to his hair.
Inuyasha got an evil grin as he suddenly dropped to all fours.
Sensing the dog demon's intent, Buyo quickly shifted himself in Inuyasha's silvery mane and got ready to fly.
Sure enough once on all fours Inuyasha began to shake intensively, determined to dislodge his unwanted passenger.
Inuyasha regretted his actions a few seconds later. The young demon had started to give a smirking grin when he felt gravity take hold of the little feline, but it soon turned to a snarl of pain. Unfortunately gravity wasn't the only thing taking hold at that time. Buyo, being the intelligent sort he was, had grabbed a hold of quite a few silken strands and had hung onto them with all his might when Inuyasha had sent him skyward.
When Inuyasha's sudden movements flung Buyo off his back the evil little kitty had taken a number of glittering hairs with him on his flight.
Inuyasha howled in pain and fury as it happened that the hair that Buyo had pulled out Had once originated at the base of poor dog boy's ears.
Kagome's mouth formed a silent 'O' of surprise and horror at these turn of events. As she watched Buyo she could've sworn she saw a look of self satisfaction flicker across his furry face when he dropped the hairs he held and began batting at them in front of Inuyasha.
Seeing this Kagome figured her cat did not have a chance in hell of surviving against Inuyasha. Just when she was about to 'sit' our favorite doggy hero her cat shocked the blazen's out of her by nimbly jumping out of the enraged dog demons path.
Kagome's shock and amazement towards her obese house cat continued to grow as Buyo kept defying gravity by dodging Inuyasha's frantic grabs.
As if finally tiring of playing cat and mouse, or should I say cat and dog, Buyo dodged Inuyasha one more time before facing the enraged teen and clearly yawned as if bored with the whole thing.
Inuyasha saw red...
The young miko was about to save here defenseless cat when said fur ball astonished her once again.
Buyo waited until the last second and when Inuyasha was almost within reach he nimbly leaped over the dog demon's grasping claws, landed on a silvery launch pad, and then leapt off once more, only to send Inuyasha tumbling into the mud puddle that the annoying feline had been sitting in front of...
Time stood still as the wind wrapped around the three actors of this ridiculous play. Kagome's eyes were unusually wide as she stared in horror at the tense, still, form of Inuyasha in the ugly brown puddle. Buyo sat a few feet away licking his paw, completely ignoring the imminent danger surrounding him.
The quiet that had settled over the shrine was soon shredded as Inuyasha exploded from the ground flinging mud everywhere.
"Idiot" Buyo thought as he moved just enough so as not to get any mud on his fur. He gave Kagome a quick glance to make sure the rude hanyou had not sullied his mistress.
Though not really seeming to Buyo kept an eye on the volatile being before him. Buyo idly wondered how long he would get to play with the hanyou before his mistress became too worried. Dodging Inuyasha's next charge Buyo realized that this play session of "splat the dog boy" had gone on longer than most of his previous games.
Twisting in mid air, allowing Inuyasha to sail beneath him, Buyo was able to take a quick glance at his mistress. Seeing her pole axed expression the feline grasped the notion that his unusual antics had stunned her into immobility for the moment.
Not being one to pass up such an opportunity, Buyo decided to give his mistress a good laugh. At the dog boy's expense of course. Smirking the evil little kitty thought "Oh this was going to be fun..."
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Ok I'm sure you've noticed that I kept using the word Hanyou and to some it's offensive towards Inuyasha, but you've got to remember 2 things: #1 Buyo does NOT like Inuyasha #2 It's only Buyo who calls him Hanyou. If you think Buyo is acting a little strange then you'll have to review so that I'll write a chapter 3 won't you? -_~ (Chapter 2 doesn't explain some things that go on with Buyo... only 3) Thank you for reading and I hope to see you in chapter 2!
Disclaimer: No I don't own Inuyasha but if I did I'd feel sorry for him... I have 6 veeeery evil kitties. (guess where the inspiration came from? -_-; )
Another Game of Splat the Doggie...
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"Oh bother. Here he comes again with that loud abrasive voice and wild gestures."
The unknown speaker shook his head while sighing "I wonder why my mistress puts up with that mangy cur."
One of these days he would really get that dog demon for all that he had done to Kagome, but for now all he could do was pester the hanyou.
"Hanyou..." the silent figure thought as he stalked the swishing mass of silver hair.
"As if a half-breed would ever be worthy of my mistress" was the last thought the creature had before pouncing on the silver mass waving before him.
Kagome and Inuyasha had been arguing once again about how the young miko had to study for an upcoming test when suddenly Inuyasha jerked back while giving an angry shout.
Kagome could not figure out was bugging the dog demon until he spun around to face his attacker.
As Inuyasha spun around Kagome saw the source of Inuyasha's discomfort. Tangled within his silver-white hair looking like a multi-colored burr was a furry object that normally did not go for such things as exercise.
Kagome's hands flew to her face in shock as she cried "Buyo!"
Hearing Kagome's shout, Inuyasha then realized that it was her idiotic cat that had a hold on him and not some unknown demon.
"But for a second..." Inuyasha began to think before his mind moved on to the little problem of a certain furry burr clinging stubbornly to his hair.
Inuyasha got an evil grin as he suddenly dropped to all fours.
Sensing the dog demon's intent, Buyo quickly shifted himself in Inuyasha's silvery mane and got ready to fly.
Sure enough once on all fours Inuyasha began to shake intensively, determined to dislodge his unwanted passenger.
Inuyasha regretted his actions a few seconds later. The young demon had started to give a smirking grin when he felt gravity take hold of the little feline, but it soon turned to a snarl of pain. Unfortunately gravity wasn't the only thing taking hold at that time. Buyo, being the intelligent sort he was, had grabbed a hold of quite a few silken strands and had hung onto them with all his might when Inuyasha had sent him skyward.
When Inuyasha's sudden movements flung Buyo off his back the evil little kitty had taken a number of glittering hairs with him on his flight.
Inuyasha howled in pain and fury as it happened that the hair that Buyo had pulled out Had once originated at the base of poor dog boy's ears.
Kagome's mouth formed a silent 'O' of surprise and horror at these turn of events. As she watched Buyo she could've sworn she saw a look of self satisfaction flicker across his furry face when he dropped the hairs he held and began batting at them in front of Inuyasha.
Seeing this Kagome figured her cat did not have a chance in hell of surviving against Inuyasha. Just when she was about to 'sit' our favorite doggy hero her cat shocked the blazen's out of her by nimbly jumping out of the enraged dog demons path.
Kagome's shock and amazement towards her obese house cat continued to grow as Buyo kept defying gravity by dodging Inuyasha's frantic grabs.
As if finally tiring of playing cat and mouse, or should I say cat and dog, Buyo dodged Inuyasha one more time before facing the enraged teen and clearly yawned as if bored with the whole thing.
Inuyasha saw red...
The young miko was about to save here defenseless cat when said fur ball astonished her once again.
Buyo waited until the last second and when Inuyasha was almost within reach he nimbly leaped over the dog demon's grasping claws, landed on a silvery launch pad, and then leapt off once more, only to send Inuyasha tumbling into the mud puddle that the annoying feline had been sitting in front of...
Time stood still as the wind wrapped around the three actors of this ridiculous play. Kagome's eyes were unusually wide as she stared in horror at the tense, still, form of Inuyasha in the ugly brown puddle. Buyo sat a few feet away licking his paw, completely ignoring the imminent danger surrounding him.
The quiet that had settled over the shrine was soon shredded as Inuyasha exploded from the ground flinging mud everywhere.
"Idiot" Buyo thought as he moved just enough so as not to get any mud on his fur. He gave Kagome a quick glance to make sure the rude hanyou had not sullied his mistress.
Though not really seeming to Buyo kept an eye on the volatile being before him. Buyo idly wondered how long he would get to play with the hanyou before his mistress became too worried. Dodging Inuyasha's next charge Buyo realized that this play session of "splat the dog boy" had gone on longer than most of his previous games.
Twisting in mid air, allowing Inuyasha to sail beneath him, Buyo was able to take a quick glance at his mistress. Seeing her pole axed expression the feline grasped the notion that his unusual antics had stunned her into immobility for the moment.
Not being one to pass up such an opportunity, Buyo decided to give his mistress a good laugh. At the dog boy's expense of course. Smirking the evil little kitty thought "Oh this was going to be fun..."
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Ok I'm sure you've noticed that I kept using the word Hanyou and to some it's offensive towards Inuyasha, but you've got to remember 2 things: #1 Buyo does NOT like Inuyasha #2 It's only Buyo who calls him Hanyou. If you think Buyo is acting a little strange then you'll have to review so that I'll write a chapter 3 won't you? -_~ (Chapter 2 doesn't explain some things that go on with Buyo... only 3) Thank you for reading and I hope to see you in chapter 2!
